#scrunchie's ramblings

[purple-scrunchie]

More Heathers Headcanons bc they're rotting my brain

Heather Chandler:

absolutely dogshit at croquet. Only plays to knock other people out

mostly Heather

*slaps roof * this blondie can fit so much anger

has a deep respect for Duke but sees too much of herself in her (and therefore as a threat) and doesn't know how to deal with that healthily

Has an older stepsister she's only met twice

They write each other letters and they're quite close

refuses to let herself or any other Heather date the football team (she says "we don't date the help")

secretly likes her friends but doesn't know how to go about telling them she loves and appreciates them as people

her love language is getting people matching earrings for their birthdays

Heather Duke:

ex dance kid (iykyk)

wrote emo poetry in 7th grade (she burned it all last year though)

queen of malicious compliance

knows a shit ton of card tricks

is not allowed to shuffle the deck on poker night

she knows what she did

queen of telling scary stories (has made Heather, Heather, and Veronica sob like little babies before)

had a photography phase too

still has loads and loads of undeveloped film left over in her closet from this

her dad used to take her fishing and she secretly still loves it

Heather McNamara:

hates swimming

hates water in general

This girl only drinks milk it's a problem

Has literally everything you could ever need in her bag

once mistook her mace for her sunscreen

never again

ex theater kid (she was really good but then got busy with cheer, which took priority because her parents said so)

used to want to be an actress

now she wants to be an equine vet so she can get paid to be a horse girl all day

Not stupid at all, just has a selective attention span

broke her arm when she got thrown off a horse in 3rd grade

Veronica Sawyer:

has all 3 Heathers in her contacts as 'Heather'

she knows what's from who based on the messages

her bag is so damn disorganized she's basically Mary Poppins

we're talking everything from extra snacks to industrial-grade superglue

wanted to get a tattoo but her parents said no

she got JD to do it for her anyway (it's a really shitty rendition of her childhood cat, JFK)

lives off peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

still falls for the toothpaste in Oreos prank

bit her nails until Heather got her that nasty anti-biting polish for her birthday last year

Jason Dean:

red sox supporter

owns a tattoo gun

owns a real gun too

and a signed baseball bat (too bad he can't read the signature)

should not own any of these items

best friends with the movie theater clerk

uses this to see so many movies for free

the definition of "I know a place"

likes to walk around in the woods

just fuck around and throw rocks and shit

He told Veronica that if he ever goes missing that's the first place she should check

[constarlations]

Pokémon Timeskip Series: Champion Dawn 🌸❄️

Known as Sinnoh’s Ice Queen, Dawn is best known for her intimidating yet caring nature. She’s fierce and calculating, never leaving any room for error especially when it comes to battling. On her off days you can find her in the contest hall, a hobby she picked up from her mother, or in the Battle Frontier/Pokémon Lab to catch up with her best friends. It is said she was recently engaged to a certain johto boy (Ethan. It’s Ethan.) however they will not publicly revealed their plans for the wedding as of yet

Made a timeskip adult champion Dawn design a while back! It’s still my favorite of my timeskip series hehehe I hope you enjoy!

Twitter link

[idiiiiiiiiiiidit]

I love Uncle Samsonite lore it's so goofy lmao

Like, what do you mean he canonically has a gun and uses it to shoot a character named "Scrunchy Chunks" in the head

What do you mean he dances to Soulja Boy immediately afterwards

[flinxypie]

I’m not done apparently. I can’t be the only one not equating sassy sun to actually being mean, right?

In my eyes he’s being silly and a funny lil guy and getting frustrated (again he deals with little kids, Fazco and people eating the crafts supplies on the daily)

Can’t be the only one looking at him and going “yeah, y’know what, he’s right.”

Because honestly, same Sun. Same. 😔

Also the art he shreds isn’t exactly a picture you paint, it’s a task he sets you to copy exactly. It’s also owned by fazco immediately, so shred away I say. Plus can you imagine storing every single identical paper pal…. Admin nightmare. Plus see point 1, he’s a silly lil guy, let him have this

Also “merry go round broke down :(” is a mood I didn’t know I needed so thank you Moon, these lines will live rent free forever in my brain

[candymagnolia]

Scrunchy Chunks!!

(well at least my version of what he will probably look like)

"Ska-rew YOU, Samsonite!" :D

I actually want to see someone else make their own version of Scrunchy Chunks, I'm actually quite curious! (⁠^⁠^⁠)

[midnight-wood]

PSM took me to a convention today! It was so fun. I got a glimpse of Kaiji Tang and Adam MacArthur. And I got a BUNCH of neat stuff. Today was a really good day. 🖤

Thank you @mollymarymarie for taking me with you.

Pic of the haul 🖤 bc I have absolutely zero self control

[wackpedion]

i am in love with heathers 1989

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

i haven't bought a single scrunchie since like. 2020. i just keep finding more in random locations.

[purple-scrunchie]

Chansaw Headcanon Post! (Ft. bonus announcement) (Queued Post #1/7)

Hey besties, hope you're all doing well, just letting you know that I'll be gone until July 15th. I've queued up some posts to release every few days until then. In the mean time, hope you enjoy!

Chansaw:

She’ll never admit it, but Heather thinks Veronica looks adorable when she wears the monocle

Veroinca has stolen so many of Heather's blazers

These two stay up talking on the phone for hours talking about anything and everything almost every night

The first time they kissed was after the sleepover where they all got drunk, but neither of them remembered it (that they were willing to admit) so nothing happened

Veronica made Chandler a red and blue heart pattern bracelet for her birthday, which she refuses to take off

Chandler painted a portrait of Veronica for her birthday. Veronica framed it and keeps it on her nightstand

Heather is 90% of Veronica's (superbly shitty) impulse control

Only Heather is allowed to call Veronica Ronnie. If anyone else (especially JD) tries, she’ll put their head on a spike

Veronica calls Heather 'princess' in private (and sometimes in public just to piss her off)

They’re very sparse with PDAs. You’ll hardly ever see them touch. (Being gay in the 80s in rural Ohio was not it)

In private is a whole other story. When Heather and Veronica are alone, they’re all over each other and it’s almost impossible to untangle them.

Heather loves playing with Veronica's hair

When her super strong lavender perfume was bothering Veronica, she changed it to vanilla instead

About half of Veronica's wardrobe lives at Heather's house

One time at a Veronica-free sleepover Heather called Veronica to wish her goodnight

Mac and Duke told her to just admit she had a crush and call it a day, and Chandler got really mad and said it was perfectly normal to say goonight to her friends

Mac and Duke were like "hmm ok Heather" (Chandler had never ever done that for them in all their years of friendship)

[rainbowpufflez]

Anyway no one’s mentioned it and I’m terrible at staying quiet about my design process so like

Yeah ultimate weapon shaped earrings

[drop--pop--candy]

being into multiple things at once has me imagining crossovers nobody in their lives has ever thought of before. also this is barely related but man i miss ddlc

[cloudcountry]

definitive route ranking of blooming panic:

nakedtoaster

quest

xyx

nightowl

[anadorablekiwi]

Its January

And 9pm

Why am i getting the desire to work on improving my Amber cosplay.

[aibidil]

I watched this interesting YouTube video a few months ago about why it seems like people today look younger than they used to (like, see a photo of your dad at 35 and then dudes today who are 35) and they were saying most of it is really just a bias where our brains impute age from the fashion/vibe.

I can't stop thinking about this since -- and so much of it is about defining ourselves as NOT what came before. My aunts who are in their 80s have these hairstyles that are very carefully NOT looking like my grandma, who had the white curls short do. I would never consider cutting my hair short bc it reminds me of my mom in the 90s with the poofy top, short hair mom do. I have never dyed my hair despite the greys, and somehow this isn't "old" coded to me -- because none of the people in the previous generation ever went gray!!! To me, it looks older to have dyed hair!!!

But just as wild, this also applies to those who are younger than us! The best example I have of this is men's sock choice with shorts and sneakers. When I was a kid, dads wore EXCLUSIVELY high socks, usually white, with shorts and sneakers. I believe my dad died without ever wearing an ankle sock. So dudes my age just deeply feel that the high socks are old-coded and have worn low-cut socks their entire adulthood. But now the next Gen is wearing high socks! Usually black! Like these kids would not be caught dead in a low sock. So clearly this type of fashion identity means that we enter cycles of fashion, or weird onward evolution to try to come up with things that don't have Old connotation.

I keep getting these suggested posts about how millennials should stop dressing x and and do y instead, and I just feel like it's somewhat futile to attempt to get around these beliefs because they are SO ingrained. Even if it fit my gender, I would never consider wearing a skintight mini-dress! That's something that Uncle Jesse's girlfriends would wear in 1992 when I was a smol! No one my age would wear that!!! I don't care if it would make me look less "of my generation", because to ME the connotations are ✨HAVE MERCY✨

So when we look at people who are older than us and think they are dressing old, what's fascinating is that they AREN'T dressing old according to their own definition of what it looks like to be old. And paradoxically, sometimes when you tell someone older to dress younger, you're asking them to wear something that, to their embedded understanding, actually, to them, looks OLD!

Anyway fashion is fake but this is also all very very real in terms of how deep these things are in us, and I think people don't dress "old," they simply dress according to their own generation, and attempting to get around that is pretty much never going to work.

Which isn't to say you should wear the same thing forever, but the potential zone of fashion possibilities is going to be different for each generation, and maybe that's kinda lovely 🤷🏻

[umbracirrus]

Trip to the city today... Might be able to buy some more stuff for cross stitching :3

[sisigull]

Am I in my Heathers phase? Not anymore but I still have the Red Scrunchie™️

4 years and going strong baby