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Things read & watched in February

Articles & Essays:

I’m Willing To Throw People Under The Bus If It Means Pretending To Relive My Childhood

Reading is precious--which is why I've been giving away my books

In the shallow world of BookTok, being ‘a reader’ is more important than actually reading

My Book Blew Up on Instagram. Why isn't TikTok for Me?

Before Nirvana or Pearl Jam, there was Tina Bell, the godmother of grunge.

Anthony Bourdain's Last Interview

Fugging hell: tired of mockery, Austrian village changes name

Why I Was Never A Riot Grrrl

My Insider Experience as a Seatfiller at the Grammys

“Jackass” Made Me the Trans Woman I Am

The Essential Judy Blume

Fall of the Progressive Boy King

Creatures That Don't Conform

An Interview with Franny Choi

Our Enduring LGBTQ Symbols

World's First Anime AMV Creator Has Passed Away

This Is What Netflix Thinks Your Family Is

The article removed from Forbes, “Why White Evangelicalism Is So Cruel”

Why Do We Let “Genius” Directors Get Away With Abusive Behavior?

Colour & Shape: Using Computer Vision to Explore the Science Museum Group Collection

Poetry:

Edge of the Wild by Leah Umansky

A DEATH MASK IS A WAY TO PERPETUATE THE TRANSITORY by Chuck Carlise

Song For The Old Ones by Maya Angelou

People by D. H. Lawrence

Rain, First Morning by Joanna Klink

The Almost Love Poem of Eloise and Kofi by Brian Gyamfi

Let Him Rest by George Abraham

Two Shabbats with Paul Celan by Miller Oberman

Flesh by Deborah Landau

Harold Norse says, “Poetry meant being a sissy and worse. A fairy. A friend of mine once asked me why all poets were fairies. Well, I answered, that’s because they can fly.” by Tyler Raso

Books:

We Have Always Lived in the Castle by Shirley Jackson

Reading 'Lolita' in Tehran by Azar Nafisi

Devotions by Mary Oliver

Deathless by Catherynne M. Valente

Films:

[whiskeyncoke-redux]

Hello, I choose : 🍌

🍌: in your opinion what's the funniest joke/reference/pun you've made in a fic?

Okay first I have to say I absolutely love you for asking me this one. Is that weird? Oh well sorry if it is.

Anyway in my opinion it has to be the puns/jokes I had in The Seatfiller (were you thinking of that one too? Or have you read it?):

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

What does corn say when it gets a compliment? Aww shucks.

Why are pirates called pirates? They just Aaaarrrr.

Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh.

I mean these are so corny they're funny and you can't help but to laugh. Especially if you imagine Pedro Pascal telling you them trying to get you to laugh.

Thanks for the ask ☺️

[ourpickwickclub]

It was posted yday morning on IDF, it's from seatfillers, not sure when it was posted on seatfillersandmore and not sure whether it's still listed due to the strike announcement, but seems it was listed before the strike

Thank you!

— M

[batfleckgifs]

Listen. The Idea that Ben knew he was a meme already and just leaned into it makes this so much funnier.

[harryfeatgaga]

no but like harry’s single(?) and he’s on tour and doing all of these events for the award shows, he had an adrenaline high after winning that biiig award at the grammys if i was a seatfiller that night fists wouldn’t be the only thing harry’d be bumping that night

YOU ARE SOOOVKJHUFJVHJFCHVJI IM CRYIGJNUGJVK

[fallingsunflower]

Hello! the girl was a seatfiller at the Grammys, what is that? I'm sorry, english is not my first language. ):

no worries :) for award shows broadcast on national, and international, television they have what we call "seat fillers". The seat fillers are people who sit in empty seats. So if a celebrity doesn't show up, gets up, goes to use the bathroom, etc, the seat filler will sit in their seat so the audience appears full

[cantwaittomissthatone]

Twilight Years // #🧙🏿‍♂️ . . . #tbt #rockingchair #seatfiller #oldage #shennanigans #candidphotography #wait #afterwalk #rest_time #instasilly (at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport) https://www.instagram.com/p/B22xSzdhaJW/?igshid=f9cevy4gzpwv

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Emmy And I On The Red Carpet!!! The Glamorous Life Of A Seat Filler!!! The Creative Arts Emmy Awards!!! #emmyarts #emmy2017 #seatfiller #creativeartsemmys #style #stylish #fashion #fashionforward #gq #esquire #details #swag #swagger #dapper #gent (at Microsoft Theater)

[marthawashingtonscat]

hello it’s tonys sunday and I still cannot believe that I will actually be GOING TO THE TONY AWARDS TONIGHT

[jacaerysgf]

Seatfiller (2/2)

Summary: You got the job as seat filler at the grammys and you just so happen to be sitting next to your favorite band, the dragons. Anything can happen.

Pairing: Modern!Singer!Aegon Targaryan x Fem!Reader

Warnings | smut, p in v, fingering, fluff, slight angst

w.c | 2.5k

a/n | so sorry for the delay with this one !!

part one

You look back down at the address on your phone and back up at the extravagant hotel in front of you. Were you really about to do this?

you take a deep breath and quickly move inside so youre no longer standing outside like a creep.

if you didn't think you would fit in when you walked in your were wrong, everyone looked relatively similar to you which lead you to take a sigh of relief.

now where is this bar?

you move around the hotel lobby and manage to find it faster than you thought. you sit at the bar and the bartender hands you a mini menu.

you order a drink of your choice and you look around after the bartender leaves. the reality of your situation begins to come in.

you were really about to meet the man of your dreams at some fancy bar. maybe you should leave, youre setting yourself up for failure.

You grab your phone, realizing you hadnt even responded to him, you debate for a good while what to say to him,

‘hi’

HI?? thats so dumb, maybe its not.

‘im at the bar’

is that all you should say? you type out and delete messages over and over until you see text bubble pop up and get scared

‘im so happy :)’

‘im on my way there now, i hope you arent waiting too long angel.’

NOW?? the event shouldn't be over for another 40 minutes- oh had that much time really passed?

Your drink was placed in front of you but you cant bring yourself to drink it.

What were you even doing? what were you even expecting from this?

You shake your head and take a sip. your face begins to burn as you think about seeing him.

—

aegon was more than eager to rush out of the event when the cameras shut off, rushing ahead of his bandmates into the van which would take them back to the hotel.

When aemond took his seat next to aegon he gave him a suspicious look, “what are you so eager for?”

aegon just gives him a smile as he pulls out his phone and is greeted by your messages, you were really going to be there.

He hasn't felt this happy in awhile. it was weird, but he couldnt seem to care. You were pretty, the prettiest girl he’d ever seen.

and you were kind to him, kinder than anybody else had been for awhile.

was it a crime for him to want to see you? all he wanted to do was chat… thats all…

aemond shook his head, “you're ridiculous. dont do anything stupid.”

Aegon looks at his brother shocked, he was expecting some long lecture and a scolding about how improper it would be or how stupid he was.

aemond gave his brother a knowing look before turning his head and staring out the window. its silent for a moment, “youve had a hard couple of weeks. do whatever you wish.”

“but you should not be seen it is unwise-”

“are you saying i should invite her back to my room-”

“ignore my words.”

Aegon smiles and pulls out his phone to send you some texts. He sits the whole car ride with a smile on his face, ignore the teasing from his sister and bandmates.

When they arrive at the hotel he tried his best not to sprint to the bar, not saying goodnight to the rest of his bandmates.

When the bar area grew into his line of sight he could see you.

He hadn't noticed your dress had a cut out where he could see it on full display, chat yeah thats definitely all he wanted to do with you chat… definitely not run his hand down your back, how would you react? would you make a sweet sound-

he takes a deep breath and makes his way over to you, you seem to be lost in thought, not noticing that he was there.

he places a hand on your shoulder and you jump slightly letting out a meek sound.

you face him with an alarmed face before letting out a sigh of relief. fuck you were so cute.

“im sorry angel.”

you hum, “its okay.”

he smiles, “you mind if i sit next to you?”

you nod and he takes the seat next to you, the bar stools are close together so your knees are pressed together, he likes sitting this close to you.

The bartender comes over and he orders his own drink and tells the bartender he’ll cover yoru drink as well,

“you dont need to-”

“i invited you doll just let me treat you.”

he loved the way you turned away from him, your face clearly flushed.

he places a hand on your chin and makes you face him again, “dont look away from me doll.”

You whimper slightly, its a small meek sound but he hears it and he almost lets out a groan of delight.

“are you trying to kill me angel?”

He lets go of your chin and gives you a charming smile.

his drink arrived and he takes a sip, his eyes never leaving you.

“so…” he pauses for a moment, “”you know,” He smiles so large his teeth begin to show, “you were the prettiest woman there.”

you shake your head, “im sure youve said that loads of times.”

he places a hand on his chest as if you had stabbed him, “you think too poorly of me doll, youre the only one.”

You turn away, a thoughtful look on your face.

“what? don't believe me?”

theres a moment of silence between you and aegon almost begins to beat himself up for ruining it before you speak,

“why did you invite me here?”

He tilts his head, “Why not?”

you clearly dont like that answer and his face drops slightly when you frown.

“im just curious….”

he pauses, why did he invite you?

you watch him from the corner of your eye as he seems to be having an internal battle before answering,

“you were nice to me.. nicer than i've experienced recently… i just wanted to chat with you a little longer. im sorry…”

you frown as he turns away, taking a sip out of his drink.

Youve heard of the recent news surrounding him it was hard not to. Youve seen the paparazzi shots of his looking sickly like he barely wanted to be alive and it made your heart clench.

“im sorry i-”

“its my fault really.” he laughs it off cutting you off.

you frown at his dismissal and the clearly fake smile on his face.

you place your hand on his thigh to grab his attention, his head whips towards you with a shocked look, “im sorry you havent been having a good time recently. if you chatting with me is what can make you happy then ill stay here as long as you need.”

The words flow out before you can stop them. hes quiet, just staring at you for awhile before he feels a genuine smile on his face and he places his hand on top of yours and squeezes it.

“you really must be an angel, knowing just what to say to cheer me up.”

You feel embarrassed, looking down at your lap.

“thank you…”

You realize your hand placement and your eyes wide. You try to snake your hand away but his grip is tight, keeping you there.

“trying to leave me so soon? what happened to as long as i need?”

you tsk, “were you even really upset? look at you now all happy.”

he laughs, a full hearty laugh that comes from his chest, his nose crinkles and he closes his eyes.

“well maybe you just make me happy.”

You two hold eye contact for awhile and your whole body grows hot. he really is so attractive, his hair styled perfectly, his eyes bright, his lips plump.

god you want to kiss him, you feel the warmth of his hand which is still covering yours, his hand feels coarse, clearly from his years of playing the guitar.

His eyes trail down to your lips, no way he was really thinking about-

“do you want to come to my room?”

“what?”

you hadnt meant to say it out loud. he smiles at your shocked face, “im sorry if im making you uncomfortable but im just giving you the choice, we can stay down here and just talk. though i would love nothing more than to go up with you.”

You sit and shock, barely even processing what was happening.

maybe you should say no and save yourself the embarrassment. he’s probably just lonely and wants someone to warm his bed for the night.

you have self respect than that, dont you?

well.. maybe you should just say yes, whats the harm? plus you did shave… and what are you supposed to do when your celebrity crush is basically asking you to go have have sex with him.

your body grows hotter as his fingers begin to play with your hand, running a finger up and down the back of your hand with a sickly sweet smile. your underwear is practically ruined.

“okay…”

His smile grows, his hand runs up your arm and rests on the side of your neck, “okay what?”

you whine, “ill come with you.”

Its all a blur, him standing up and leading with to the elevator. the grip he has on your hand is tight. youre glad it is because if it wasn't youre sure you would have fallen over due to yoru wobbly legs.

he lets out a sigh of relief when the elevator opens and when he closes he pushes you against it.

“i wanted to wait but youre making it so fucking hard for me baby.”

you two finally kiss, it feels like youre on fire.

He presses his hips against yours and you can feel him as he grinds into you.

you let out a moan which he swallows with his kisses.

“fuck.”

The elevator ride is slow, too slow for his liking. all he wants to do is take you and have you for himself. you truly are the prettiest girl he's ever seen, not the prettiest girl in the whole world. only the prettiest girl would make such sweet sounds.

“youre so fucking pretty baby.”

His hands almost get to lift up your dress before the elevator dings.

he pulls you off the door and into his chest. the doors open and he drags you down the hallway, thankful nobody had needed to use the elevator beca he doubts he would have been able to stop himself.

you watch as he fumbles around his pockets for his room card. you feel hot and heavy, standing in the middle of this empty quiet corridor with the only sounds being your heavy breaths and his mumbled curses.

Your mind can't catch up to reality as he finally finds his card and manages to open the door.

the two of your rush in and he wastes not time picking up where you left off.

his hands find the back of your dress, “can i take it off?”

You nodded and he wasted no time managing to get it off you of, did you hear it tear? oh it didn't matter especially not when he was looking at you like a meal waiting to be eaten.

you had worn a pretty lace black set. you had to expected this to happen but a girl can dream and you're surely glad you did.

“fuck who are you getting all dressed up for doll?”

“you.”

“good.”

he’s hands easily and seemlessly find your clit over your underwear and rub it. the moan you let out is loud. how long has it been since someones touched you like this? too long probably. if you even begin to think about being embarrassed about how loud you are his reaction immediately shuts down any thoughts.

“fuck i love the sounds you make.”

his hands pull down your underwear and he immediately slides two fingers in. “god youre so fucking wet. all this for me?”

you nod and he kisses you again. His lips trail down your jaw and neck where decides to leave a couple hickeys as his fingers move more aggressively.

Hes very eager for you and he has no shame it in. if anything he wants you to know he wants you so bad.

you feel yourself grow close, he can easily tell by the way you clench around him but before you can cum he pulls away.

you whine and go to protest but he swiftly picks you up and leads you over to the bed.

“sorry angel, im feeling a little selfish. i wanna feel you cum around me.”

he lays you down on the bed and swiftly begins to remove his clothes.

you reach behind you and unclip your bra, his eyes stay on your chest as he curses and fumbles trying to rush with his clothes.

your hands drift to your clit as he rips a condom package with his teeth and slides it onto his rock hard dick with a hiss.

“trying to take my job angel?”

he climbs on top of you, “are you sure you want this?”

you nod and he reads your body language before readjusting himself.

when his tip pushes in you let out a loud whine and he buries his head into your neck as he continues to push into you.

once hes fully inside the only sound in the room are your heavy pants and the light lip smacking of him leaving light kisses along your neck.

youre thankfuk hes given you the time to adjust but you just want him to move. “move..”

he lets out a hoarse laugh which leads to you clenching around him and he groans.

“anything for angel.”

he begins to thrust, over and over again. your mind grows cloudy and you can barely open your eyes. the pleasure is incomprehensible.

He tries to stay quiet, the sounds youre letting out are too precious to be misses. he thinks hes never heard a melody so sweet he wants to record you and put it into his next song.

one of his hands finds your clit and he watches are you face contorted in pleasure.

“fuck youre so pretty.”

you dont respond, too lost in pleasure and he smiles, glad hes the one making you feel this way.

his thrusts grow more and more aggressive, “are you close angel?”

you nod feverishly and he groans.

“cum for me angel, please.”

you do and he follows quickly after.

You lay on the bed panting with him next to you in the same sort of state.

it's quiet, not an uncomfortable silent. more of a content one.

its like that for awhile before he speaks.

“i know this is the wrong order of things, but do you want to go on a date with me?”

you laugh, “yeah.. yeah i will.”

[reevejason]

episode 335 The American Gun Show

[sauerland-2001]

If Jesse Plemons had slapped Amy Schumer for calling his wife a seatfiller, he would have been escorted from the building.

So many jokes didn’t land tonight. What Rock said had the same vibe as all other terrible jokes tonight. Imagine Schumer had made that joke. You still think Smith would have got a standing ovation for „protection his family“ after assaulting her? Nah. You’re ok with this because this was between two black men so you think this was somehow ok.

What an unhinged, horrible reaction from Will Smith, someone I was rooting for tonight to win. I understand not finding that joke funny. But actually going up on stage and basically saying it’s ok to assault someone for making a bad joke? Yeah, no.

[gwaaaaar]

sHATTERS CUP ON WALL

spoilers for aesop bday letter!

this is assuming ganji and annie are in their match, if they are not, i am a silly goofy weepy clown.

HOLY SHIT HE KILLED GANNIE? HOLY SHIT? WJHEJEHEJEHEHSHHE

"You can't kill a king" - they call me the merc by perswayable circa 2020, rip ganji and annie, you are in our hearts.

what i find scary is the fact thats its written that they bonded over rare prey as predators? Hey victor what the fuck dude. Also, 314 is ganji, because its stated that all of them except 314 were quiet lowkey recluse and avoided confrontation. Ganji is someone that wont hesitate for standing up for himself. 312 got drugged and as a result got anxious, this behavior rubbed off on 314 (ganji). In victors letter you see the girl being extremely nervous while the man in white-grey clothes irritatedly knocks on victors door.

And then, the "prey" goes missing. Now, my theory is that the prey is either victor or an external item/person. For the sake of this, i think its victor. The prey goes missing, 314 goes ballistic, 3?1 is forced to show his true colors because 314 kept interfering. Now keep in mind. Victors letter is dated on the day of the match/before it. So, this mustve happened during the match. The motivation would probably be by taking Victor, the tension would burst. Ganji assumes Aesop kiled Victor, Aesop is pissed that his goal was taken from him. Ganji is of course a very protective and altruistic man + he would totally do a confrontation, and unfortunately that cost him his life.

Now what if the prey was an external item? 3?3 isnt mentioned after the prey dissapears, either hinting towards him being the prey, OR, he has no notable reactions to list, he lets it all happen.

Victor is one messed up man.

And there's the matter of, how is someone as paranoid as Victor so easily manipulated in the span of 7 days or so? Not saying he cant be at all, but like,,,, how,,, besides the letters that is.

This leads once again to the shared gaze upon rare prey as predators. What does that even mean? Prey is mentioned multiple times here.

What if, and this is a loop, what if its like a 4 v 1 but with hunters and 1 survivor. And that prey was something meant to be protected, while everyone else was a hunter.

Nahhh that's a crack theory, but call me eli clark because im a seer if that comes true.

Keep in mind, in some matches there are like, 5 survivors and 1 of them ends up to be the hunter, so what if that prey was also a fellow survivor? And what if aesop became the hunter?

I pray to god gannie arent the seatfillers here they are literally so important.

Since aesop and victor get paired up along with ganji and annie, i wonder how gannie are connected? Since annies mood affected ganjis too, they must be close on some level.

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