#secret society of evil writeblrs

[lordratwich]

I sometimes think it may be a good idea to take on an intern. An apprentice, even. If I die, my work NEEDS to be conserved... Hmm.

[cryptozoolliegy]

I can't stop making picrew images of this guy

These are all from different times (except for two they're around the same)

but

FINLEYYYYYYY MY BOIII

[serendipminie-writes]

How old is Madame Minthe really?

Couldn’t tell you. She looks young but even I’m not exactly sure how long she’s been alive.

[thelawsofphysicswerentharmed]

… maybe I should get a cat…

[lordratwich]

So true!! It's very annoying.

Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"

[lordratwich]

I would like to recommend a song to you all.

[cryptozoolliegy]

yo @littlebookworm69 idk if this'll help you in your theory quest at all but Finley was a super mega extreme child prodigy and graduated from college at 14 (yes really)

[thelawsofphysicswerentharmed]

I almost fell for one of these once! Fortunately, I was blessed with great intelligence by. Idk Arceus or Bob the Builder or someone.

[serendipminie-writes]

I can't stop thinking about SSEW aodaiofjwifejjfkwj

Ach me neither I love it so much, it's the best idea we ever had

[thelawsofphysicswerentharmed]

My evil plans are, for now, as follows:

Cure myself of this curse that plagues me

Destroy the person who made me this way

Tear apart the fabric of reality and build anew a world free from those who would defy me

Sleep maybe

[fleeting-starshower]

Oooh part 2 I love them

[lordratwich]

Those people are just pretentious fucks 🙄 I swear, if the nicest person you've ever met swears or fights during a fatal situation, you should not hold it against them! Especially if you are the fucking JOKER. Or me, I suppose, but people need to stay still or my results won't be accurate 😔

Anyways, ORIGINAL POINT. YOUR MOST TERRIFIED SELF IS NOT YOUR TRUE SELF DO NOT LISTEN TO FUCKS LIKE THE JOKER

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

[lordratwich]

Hello. All orders are cancelled forever. I may take more at some point in the future, but I am not filling any that have been made. A drastic and traumatic event in my life has ended my career on at least a temporary scale.

Make no mistake. I am still evil. But torture is below me at the moment. And I don't know if I'm going back.

[cryptozoolliegy]

fuck it here have some Finley lore writing

Maybe today would be a good trash chute day. The little floor space Finley had was getting a bit covered by them, and now that he thought about it, it had been a month. That meant 99 containers! As good as it could get in the nature of trash chute days.

Hmmmmm what could I possibly be doing? What dis?

[lordratwich]

accurate. The forms they make you fill out when you complete an assassination are just ugh!! Evil upon evil.

An early Halloween cartoon for New Scientist

[thelawsofphysicswerentharmed]

Greetings. If you ever need information, I think I can convince Minthe to let you in her archives, belive me she has a ton of stuff in there.

(also if you ever want to plot something against Dr. Rose please call me along, it would be my pleasure to try and help you)

-@evillittlebookworm69

The former certainly intrigues me. I'm not sure that I'd be comfortable plotting against someone who has done nothing to hurt me, though.

Although if you can find any information on them… well, I wouldn't say no…