#senorabond rambles

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What's another word for 'engorged'?

...and other smut writing resources.

Tired of using the same descriptors over and over?

Or, if you're like me, perhaps you're anxious that somebody is going to read your smut only to roll their eyes and say, "Ugh, can we please find another way to describe [body part and/or sex act]."

Well, say "Huzzah!" because here are some helpful (free) resources I found specifically for writing erotica and romance. I hope these help you write the smutty fanfic of your dreams!

The Sexy Thesaurus by Laurel Clarke specifically addresses alternate names for genitalia.

Laurel also has The Sexy Thesaurus 2 (action words) and The Sexy Thesaurus 3 (descriptors).

Here's an alphabetized list of Useful Words for Writers of Romance and Erotica.

Here is a blog that has various posts called Physical Feature Entry that focus on specific body parts - not just genitalia.

Representation Matters!!!

Most erotica I've read, especially published fiction, features white cishet characters. I wanted to try to find other resources that address writing for LGBTQIA+ and BIPOC characters.

This isn't a resource on descriptors, but it's about writing queer erotica and I just really liked it: Erotica, But Like, Queer...: An Insider Perspective. I love how they mention how many authors got their start writing fanfiction.

Here's 5 Things I Wish I'd Known About Writing Lesbian Erotica, which I feel can also extend to scenes with two males/people with penises.

Writing BIPOC Characters: A Conversation with JT Moore - fantastic interview with published author JT Moore. This is for writing any BIPOC character, not just in the erotica/romance genres.

In terms of how things age on the internet, this next resource is pretty old. Originally written in 2013, it was updated in 2017. And yes...it is on fanfiction.net. I haven't read the entire thing, but hey, it's called The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic.

Now - go out there and write that smut!

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Psst - Chapter 7 is coming!

I'm so excited!! I've finalllllyyyyy finished chapter 7! I'll be posting it either tonight or tomorrow; I can't decide if I want to give people some recovery from last night's Primetime Emmys or not.

I'm still having so much fun with this story, and this chapter was no exception. It's much plottier than usual, but I had to get these lumps moving somehow, and it feels like we're entering Act 2 (if I had actually bothered to outline a 3-Act plot). More of my musings below the cut.

I'm learning so much about writing through this experience, which feels like a dream come true. Not just writing in general, but my own style of writing, my process, what works/doesn't work for me (and my ADHD), and so on. The caliber of writing in this fandom, the spiciness (!!!), it's all so inspiring.

To put things into context, this series is a lot of firsts for me: the first time I've written in the Pedroverse, the first I've ever posted this much of my own writing online to share, the first I've ever stuck with a fic idea for this long, and the first time I've ever written any kind of series at ALL. My ADHD, anxiety, chronic health conditions, and lack of self-confidence have all been obstacles I'll just have to learn to work around (or over, under, alongside).

The response I've received to this story has been overwhelming, and overwhelmingly positive. I've been brought to tears by the support, encouragement, and kindness I've received so far. Every now and then I'm still blown away that people are actually reading this, enjoying it, and recommending it! (Thank you, @morallyinept!!)

And I don't intend to stop! I've got a running list of fic ideas, and I'm excited to experiment with different Pedro characters and really challenge myself.

But for now, we're stuck with Rumor Has It! I don't want to ruin the momentum I've got going with the series and story line. That being said, if my ADHD isn't getting the dopamine hits it needs I might try switching it up with a one-shot or drabble to keep things interesting. @kilamonster - gird your loins, I'm still dying to write that Pikeford (Marcus Pike x Tim Rockford) fic dedicated to you.

I hope you all enjoy Chapter 7!

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I'm so normal. I'm the normalest ever. My reactions are totally appropriate and reasonable.

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Oberyn Martell is a GOD.

Thank you for coming to my PedTalk.

Original TikTok link.

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@joeldidnothingwrong Thank you for the inspiration!!!

My Joel Apology Tour starts now.

Original TikTok link

Teensy TikTok Masterlist

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It's time to play a game called:

Who's

That

Guy??

Original TikTok link.

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This portrait by Lloyd Bishop is increeeedible.

Original TikTok link

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I have seen the Light!!! 🙌🙌🙌

Original TikTok link

Teensy TikTok Masterlist

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SeñoraBond's TikTok Masterlist

Sometimes I make edits and ramble along with them. I don't always keep this up to date, so check out my TikTok profile if you want to see my latest!

Pedro Pascal Brain Rot Awareness

Pedro Pascal Brain Rot Awareness (PPBRA) Ad || PPBRA Emergency Fund || SNL Surprise PPBRA Crisis

Commentary

Arrrrrms pt. 1 || Arrrrrms pt. 2 || Arrrrrms pt. 3

Nee😭😭eck pt. 1 (Javi P) || Nee😭😭eck pt. 2 (Oberyn)

Oberyn Martell: Take 2 || Neck UPDATE

B&W Portrait Analysis

Who's That Guy??

Who's That Guy?? pt. 1 || Who's That Guy?? Crush Edition || Who's That Guy?? Work Edition

Edits with music

Pedro in B&W || Tribute to Crazy Joel || Javi is a Freak

Oberyn STRUTS

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Emergency Support Needed!

This fandom has lost its damn mind.

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Thank you to everyone who got me to 250 likes!

Wooowwwww!! This is a surprise!

I'll use this moment to raise awareness for Pedro Pascal Brain Rot, which has got me to where I am today. 🥰💜🌈

My DMs and asks are open if anybody wants to share thots or ideas!

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Oh...mah gah. This shirt in particular does things to me. My face = 😫

Commentary inspired by @ladynerd3000's post

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Teensy TikTok Masterlist

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Please support the Pedro Pascal Brain Rot Awareness Fund. We need to fund an effort to provide grass for sufferers to touch.

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Another round of Who's That Guy?? Work Edition!

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UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

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Let's try this again... 🥵