Ooooh the snake sisters! I just love when the goofy one goes " JaCk HORner sITTiNg iN a CoRneR, eaTING a HORNER PIE!!" and the quiet one just dies of shame and fear. it's could be a meme.
these two crack me the fuck UP there's not a thought in their heads 😂😂😂 and honestly i'm vibing having these ridiculous female goons. so happy for equal rep with henchpeople. you know who they remind me of?
Nick and Nack, Preminger's henchmen in Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper 🤣😂
Let's pretend this is the first time we've seen Jack's lair. We'll be curious. The study is full of various magical artifacts. We will ask Jack, "What is this for?", "What is this?". At this point, we'll act like the Serpent Sisters 😂
God, I want a tour of Jack's office. No, better his whole company!
Saw a reaction video to The Last Wish and apparently the subtitles show the Serpent Sisters names as Jan and Jo, Jan being the black haired one and Jo being the braided brunette. Nice to know they were given actual names.
Even though "No one steals from Big Jack Horner" -Goldielocks 2022, I feel like you could EASILY get passed his security by pulling a Shrek 2 "Yeah we're from the union" on their asses. This guy does not treat his staff very well for sure.
You could just sneak into his office after that, pray he's away for whatever reason, and yoink something from his collection and then make up some elaborate exuse as to why you have it if anyone questions you on your way out.
Like yeah, you'd be screwed cuz he's gonna be LIVID when he figures out what just happend (RIP whatever subordinate told him about how they just let you waltz right in and steal something) and puts a bounty on your head. But technically, you stole something sucessfully!
The thing that kinda annoys me the most about The Last Wish is how the writers set up The Serpent Sisters as the tertiary antagonists of the movie, only to immediately write them off after their introductory sequence was done.
Really hoping they bring them back for future installments.
Anybody else actually kinda curious what the serpent sisters were gonna say about the "amount of murdering" they had to do to get the map before Jack kept cutting them off bc it happened twice and ngl they reeled me in with the "it all started when-" like im just saying it would have been nice to get some map backstory