#sg! Breakdown

[catnipvodka]

Megs and OP and something I wanna try 👉👈

Also Breaky and the baby 👀

[transingthoseformers]

Omg earthspark sg breakbee though

[quicksweetdreamer]

Stargate SG-1 : There But for the Grace of God

Daniel’s little dancey-dance as he says "I am a member of S-G-1 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ" gives me life and I had to share.

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

Can someone explain to me why I voluntarily watched the Heroes episodes?

👇 Me right now 👇

[stunticonbreakdown]

Fun Breakdown Fact of the Day: Shattered Glass he got eated by Skylynx :(

[drjohndisco]

Okay. I understand why people say that episode is good now.

[random-fandom1984]

MASTER LIST

Request are open!

ALLOWED:

●Fluff ●Yandere ●Angst ●Crossovers ●Character x Reader ●Character x Character ●References to other fandoms ●Comfort ●Headcanons ●Reader/Character from one dimension/universe getting sent to a different one (tfp x tfa, trollhunters x zak storm, etc)

●others to be added

NOT ALLOWED:

●NSFW ●Pedophilia ●Incest ●Certain sensitive topics (rape, abuse, etc) ●Other's OC's (I don't have the confidence to do that)

FANDOMS

Transformers

Tfa:

Optimus Prime - Wattpad Story: Deadly Voice Ratchet Prowl Bumblebee Bulkhead Jazz Jettwins Ultra Magnus Megatron Starscream (+clones) Lugnut Blitzwing Blackarachnia/Elita-1 Grimlock Wreck-Gar Soundwave Longarm Prime/Shockwave - All It Takes Is A Potion to Show How Much I'm Obsessed With You Wasp/Waspinator

Tfp:

Optimus Prime Ratchet Arcee Cliffjumper Smokescreen Bumblebee - Bumblebee x SG! Cybertronian Reader Bulkhead Wheeljack Ultra Magnus Megatron - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Starscream - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Soundwave - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Shockwave - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Predaking - Decepticons Meets Sparklings 5t3v3(Steve) - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Knockout - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Breakdown - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Dreadwing - Decepticons Meets Sparklings Arachnid Unicron

Tfe

Optimus Megatron Bumblebee Elita-1 Soundwave Shockwave Tarantulas Terrans(PLATONIC ONLY) Swindle Starscream

Tfg1

Optimus Prime Prowl Jazz Bumblebee Ratchet Megatron Starscream Skywarp Thundercracker Reflector Soundwave -Soundwave x Cybertronian Reader Part 1 Shockwave Grimlock Unicron Other Autobots and Decepticons

Tfbw

Optimus Primal Rattrap Rhinox Cheetor Dinobot Megatron Tarantulas Waspinator

Tfrid2015

Bumblebee Sideswipe Strongarm Fix-it Grimlock Drift Steeljaw Thunderhoof Fracture Underbite Saberhorn

LEGO MONKIE KID

Mk Mei Red Son Jin & Yin Spider Queen Azure Lion Macaque Sun Wukong Nezha Syntax Huntsman Goliath (Strong Spider) Peng Lady Bone Demon Not Mayor

ZAK STORM

Zak Storm (PLATONIC ONLY) Cece Crogar Clovis (PLATONIC ONLY) Caramba (PLATONIC ONLY) Calabrass (PLATONIC ONLY) Golden Bones

Trollhunters/3Below/Wizards

Angor Rot Gunmar Bular Aaarrrgghh Blinky (Blinkous) Nomura Draal Krel Tarron & Aja Tarron (PLATONIC ONLY) Varvatos Tronos Madu Zadra Zeron Alpha Nari Skrael Bellroc

WHEN REQUESTING (More rules will be added later):

●Include the fact whether or not your request is platonic or romantic; If romantic, is Y/n or character in a relationship, and if not, who is the romantic interest(s)?

●Give me some of the plot of what you're thinking for your request. If you don't, and I don't know what you want it to be about, or I can't think of what to make up- Example:

Optimus x Reader. Angst. Reader is male.

I don't know what the plot should be, or what it should involve. Like, if it's good enough that I can think of what it could be, then yeah, sure, but that will be a rare chance with me. But if it's like this- Example:

Aaarrrgghh x Reader. Comfort. Basically, the reader has had a bad day at work/school, and the two of them just cuddle and enjoy the silence in each other's arms, slowly falling asleep.

Then I will be able to think of how it can go because you gave me what you want to include in your request, but now how, I will be able to get behind that.

● I can make the reader be based off of another character, like- Examples:

-Vox! Reader in Trollhunters

-Reader as Ratchet's little sister in Transformers: Generation 1

Anything! Whatever you want as long as it's allowed.

●If your request involves something that isn't allowed, then it will be ignored.

That's everything for now! Request away!

[in1-nutshell]

Hello! If it's okay to request, could you do TFP Cons (Megatron, Airachnid, Predaking, you can add other cons, and like insecticons/predacons/vehicons) with Buddy who's like Airachnid's shattered glass counterpart.

Thank you!

Love it when we get the Vechicons in a request!

Hope you enjoy!

Bot Buddy with the personality of SG! Arachnid with Megatron, Arachnid, Predaking, and the Vechicons

SFW, Platonic, Cybertronain reader

TFP

No one remembers when this Con joined their ranks.

Everyone feels like they should have remembered the single kindest Con joining the dark ship.

Especially since they looked eerily similar to Arachnid.

Rumor had it that they were trying to delete their emotions but accidentally increased them. This isn’t true, they are just a nice Con.

Buddy works in the infirmary with Knockout and Breakdown.

Occasionally they will assist in making sure the Vechicon weapons are in stock and ready.

Team that doesn’t mind Buddy being around

These Cons don’t have a problem with Buddy being around the Nemesis. They get their work done and don’t cause any trouble. Sure, them being nice is something a bit weird to see on the Nemesis but it isn’t harming anyone so it’s nothing. They may approach Buddy and have a conversation with them, but nothing more.

Megatron

Predaking

Vechicons

Team that can’t stand Buddy’s existence

There are two extremes of this.

One side is that they will find Buddy’s personality annoying and a bit of a nuisance depending on how their mood is that day. May snapp at Buddy if things are bad, but never actually harming them.

The other side is that they absolutely loathe Buddy. They just hate them with every fiber in their being. Has and will continue to try and cause little ‘accidents’ that may or may not indirectly cause Buddy’s end. The only reason why these Cons haven’t done it straight forward is because of the number of Cons that like them and could potentially offline them as revenge.

Megatron

Arachnid

Team that has proclaimed themselves as the ‘Buddy Protection’ squad

They are going to protect the only other nice Con on board. They love having Buddy around compared to many of the meaner Cons on board. If Buddy needs help with something, they are going to do whatever they can to help them. They have protected Buddy from weird accidents that have happened around the ship. They are starting to think that Buddy is being targeted.

Predaking

Vechicons

[sergeifyodorov]

ok im so new to hockey and ive been getting into leafs and theres just one thing i do not get at all 😭 which is.. is mitchy bad? ive seen people say that he is inconsistent (how long has he been inconsistent?) but ive also seen a LOT of dudebros hockey enthusiasts who say he’s bad and lazy and passes blame and want him to change lines or whatever so i dont really know???

mitch is.... very good actually

let's start with current leafs records: active leader in points, assists, shorthanded goals. franchise leader in empty net goals.

also worth noting Wikipedia updates these stats after every season versus every game; mitch now has upwards of 600 points, and is the second-fastest leaf to 600, ever (he held the record for fastest for about 2 weeks -- auston beat him just after)

he also has the leafs' longest point streak -- 23 games

this is the general leafs leaderboard:

someone appears on that list three times, and it isn't our chosen one am34! (again, this was just up until the end of last season)

Even beyond counting stats, he's still consistently one of the best Leafs around, because he plays defence, is one of the best passers in the league, and penalty-kills. Here's HockeyViz' breakdown of him:

Those two images aren't aligned super well, but we're looking at the sG column on the far right, which is HockeyViz's "overall merit" metric. Here are stars of similar value:

(Obviously, this one guy's metric is not the be-all end-all. But i find it a helpful guideline comparison to similar players -- essentially, Mitch is a one-tick-below superstar, in the tier below your Pastrnaks, M Tkachuks. (who are themselves the tier below Matthews/MacKinnon/Kucherov) "Bad" is a very funny word to use for these players. Bad comparable to McDavid, as if literally everyone else isn't.)

the People Hate Mitch thing is because of this entire personality construct they've developed around him -- he had really tough contract negotiations and signed for "more than he was worth" (aka a reasonable number given expectations of cap rising that did Not take into account a global pandemic coming into effect within a couple years), and the leafs' lack of playoff success (despite the fact that he is the Leafs' active playoff points leader). He's also not super well media trained and never seems to say the right words the right way, even if the obvious sentiment is there, and people who already want to hate on him just take it as further fodder for their complex.

Add that to the "concerns" about his relatively small frame that have been around forever and the ongoing Wendel Clark complex Toronto fans seem to have (ability and/or willingness to drop the gloves = grit = value) and you have a recipe for people that Hate Him For No Reason.

He is absolutely having an off year this year, and I don't know if he's got some nagging injury or whatever, but even in his off year he's one of the best Leafs.

I also think this is partly because of the underrating of Auston Matthews in comparison -- he's a generational goalscoring talent! He's a top three player in the league and he isn't number three! -- that Mitch is deemed "bad," because he's not quite as good as AM34 and we have determined that that means he's somehow Terrible. Sigh.

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Stargate:

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"Daniel gets repeatedly put healed and comes back worse, then goes through withdrawal, finally having a breakdown. The ensuing hug reverberated around the fandom world."

The Young Blood Chronicles (Save Rock and Roll's music videos, Fall Out Boy):

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"Everyone gets bloodied, bruised, beaten up, tortured, rescued, limbs are amputated - it's brutal. Alone Together is particularly strong."

[transingthoseformers]

SG Earthspark ides: the Decepticons won and the main Decepticons would be Megatron, Starscream, Skywarp, Nova Storm, Breakdown, and Tarantulas. Skywarp and Nova Storm would transform into different kinds of jets so they are not just physical copies of Starscream. Breakdown would take Bumblebee’s role. Optimus Prime is thought “dead” but he is actually in the same situation as regular Shockwave but when he awakens he does not treat the Terrans badly like Shockwave did and would try to sway them to his side.

Hmmm ooo that's gotta turn out interesting

Interesting behavior there SG Oppy

Makes sense Breaky would become the main teacher, I wonder what SG Breakdown would do differently than baseline Bumblebee does! I feel like he'll encourage more lighthearted shenanigans in lessons

Would SG Tarantulas be less traumatized or more traumatized because shattered glass?

[toomanybrainrots]

It's time for the Decepticons

Last two part are here if you're curious

SG!Megatron is a noble and heroic leader of the Decepticons, willing to lay his life down for every single one of them. Despite being a former gladiator, he'd rather prefer to try and solve things peacefully, but is not afraid to use violence if there is no other option.

SG!Soundwave is energetic, loud and upbeat, and the Decepticon's communications officer and spy master. He is usually staying at base, as their joints are quite difficult to move due to the many surgeries she had to endure. But his minicon, Laserbeak, helps him by being the Decepticon's eyes in the air whenever they are fighting and participates in the fight whenever necessary.

SG!Starscream is kind and loyal, making sure that everyone is on high morale and that they are doing their jobs, much like Soundwave, which explains their very close and warm friendship with each other. He, Megatron and Soundwave are close, being amica endura with each other.

SG!Breakdown is polite and humble, while a pacifist, will not be afraid to use violence if a loved one of his is threatened. He is usually in the base with Knockout, helping the medic and acting as a nurse.

SG!Knockout is grumpy but caring, usually scolding someone when they get injured but is ultimately gentle and careful with them when he patches them up. He and Breakdown are rather close with each other and you can't find one without the other.

SG!Airachnid is usually reserved and likes to work alone, still haunted by the memories of her two previous partners, Makeshift and Skyquake. She can often be sassy and snarky, but knows when to back off. She and Soundwave have an unusual friendship despite being complete opposites.

SG!Dreadwing is a noble and strict Decepticon commander, who does not like to play around. He's still getting used to being on a foreign planet, as he had only recently arrived...he's also getting used to the empty feeling in his spark whenever he thinks of his now deceased twin.

I did not have that many idea for the Decepticons so this might be a bit more short.

[xjulixred45x]

I'M ALREADY WORKING ON THE REQUESTS BUT I HAVE TO GET THIS IDEA OUT OF MY HEAD BECAUSE I REALLY LOVED TRANSFORMERS PRIME AND SHATTERED GLASS AU, OK?OK

I mentioned in my previous post how SG!Optimus reminded me insanely of Zarkon, from Voltron, and the more I delved into this thought, this idea arose.

SG!Optimus x Haggar/Honerva!reader

Like, taking into account that in SG the Bots and the Cons have their opposite roles, I can see this Prime having met Reader in some kind of technological alliance that there was in his time on Cybertron before the war, (taking this optimus as in Megatron's place) when he was advancing in his political career.

So, for that reason, he has to meet the chief scientist of the autobot/(alien race) project, which ends up being Honerva! Reader, who despite being a brilliant mind, is actually quite friendly and sweet. apart from showing a lot of curiosity about Autobot technology, which causes them to be constantly after Optimus for their constant questions about the Autobots for the operation of the project (Optimus would refuse to accept that he only allowed this at the beginning because it boosted his ego, although he would lie if he did said they weren't adorable)

Ends up forming a strange friendship between the two, Optimus can genuinely respect Honerva!Reader not only for their efficiency in discovering new things for their projects, but also as a very ambitious person who does not say "no" to progress. although that ends up generating conflict between him and Megatron, who believes that Honerva!Reader might be going a "little" too far in terms of their tests.

This gets worse when they somehow manage to find a meteorite on their planet, made of DARK ENERGON. and they proceed to test immediately, even on THEMSELVES. making subtle changes in their personality, they become more hostile towards those who want to distance them from the project, they REFUSE to share more of their knowledge, something is wrong.

but Optimus seems to be an exception to this, if he notices something he simply believes that it is the consequences of working too hard.

until one day, it happens, Honerva!Reader have a breakdown and fait due to their prolonged exposure to Dark Energon, which alerts Optimus, obviously. that by this time they already have a more established relationship.

At this point, the tensions between him and Megatron are already insurmountable, so he doesn't even think about asking him for help, especially when Honerva! Reader tells him they need: Dark Energon, where? the earth of course.

but Optimus realizes that if he doesn't do something SOON, Honerva! Reader could die, so he ends up having Ratchet process the Dark Energon they had and GIVE IT TO THEM, AS MUCH AS THEY CAN TAKE, TAKING IT TOO.

As we know, they both end up "dying" but coming back to life (can you imagine if they had woken up after Cybetron was destroyed like what happened with Zarkon and Haggar in Voltron? It would be epic) and that's how Haggar is born! Reader.

Haggar reader is quite similar to their previous counterpart with the difference that they is a "druid" with various Dark Energon powers, however they are linked to Optimus by being the one who brought them back to life. Even if they come back with anxiety, they still see Optimus in a Master or power light. although in this case it probably wouldn't happen.

Although if it were to happen, Optimus takes the Zarkon route of taking Haggar!Reader as second in command, although not exactly in a military way but rather, well, as a conjux endura, you know what I mean. and Haggar!reader They're just like "oh well, this is my life now"

Can you imagine when Optimus is left in a coma due to the destruction of the first space portal? And how Haggar!Reader with Amnesia ends up remembering their past with him, using the connection of their dark energon to bring his mind back to his body and that will it heal even faster? it would be epic x2

they are definitely the complete opposite of, for example, the Starscream of the original dimension, they are completely loyal to Optimus, they do not question him, they do what he says, they do not hesitate to stab in the back those who THINK of betraying him, and they are respected and FEARED by that for the rest of the Lost Light . in exchange they end up receiving Optimus' unconditional love (they already had it before, but now there is nothing stopping him from having them all to himself).

Haggar!reader probably isn't even allowed to leave the ship or have a direct encounter with the Decepticons, either because the memories of their death upset them or because he(Optimus) doesn't want to risk having to revive them and go through that traumatic process AGAIN. They help in the same ways would do Original Soundwabe, but with Magic Powers instead of tecnology.

Primus prevents someone from plotting against Haggar!reader for the favor of Optimus, he will notice immediately and will have said bot opened ALIVE and he himself will tear off their Spark (probably something that he would like to happen would be that Haggar !Reader will participate in the torture, but ok, there seems to still be some Honerva! Reader. more fun for him).

I also imagine that Haggar!reader is the only one who can REALLY touch Optimus, in the sense that he could be giving an important speech about how the Autobots will crush the Decepticons, with Haggar!reader relaxing on his shoulder or one of his knees. watching everything like a loyal hawk.

Overall, a surprisingly healthy couple of space tyrants✨💜💛

Shares, reblogs and comments are very welcome!

[alittlebirb]

Some silly swears from the MCC 23 Purple Pandas!

Phil dressing up as a cat boy in Minecraft and real life

FOR SOME REASON, Joel keeping the alerts where his character is doing unholy things onscreen every time something happens

Philza finding the dogs before the event starts in an attempt to beat Wilbur's record on dog pets

Joel being baffled at the floaty and snorkel on his skin and Gee assuring him it's fine if he can't swim, this is a judgement free zone!

Joel putting Jimmy on blast before his team for not using a mouse pad while playing

Philza then recounting how he used to use a cardboard folder for a mouse pad

"SG is either really good, or just terrible." -Joel, explaining the duality of life

Sapnap threatening them that if they go middle in SG, he will kill them, and Gumi telling them to say hi to their wife

"Which wife? Because I'm married as well..." -Joel, fellow wife haver

Lizzie putting in Joel's chat she's upset Gumi doesn't talk to her

"Say hi to your wives, that would be more polite." -Joel

Lizzie also showing up in the call in order to clarify she is not sad, she loves Gumi, and Joel apologizing for implying she was sad

"Keep 40 MCC participants in a cage without music and see what happens." -Pete, beginning to lose it

Gee and Joel discussing their deep knowledge of the Monsters Inc. universe

Joel naming his duck floaty 'Jeremy'

Phil agonizing over whether to send the meme <YOU ARE LIKE PAPA> in the chat for a solid minute

Gee talking about how she just starts shaking when the games start and Pete telling her "yeah that doesn't change"

Gee ghosting for her team after dying and saying "there's a little party if you wanna join!"

Gee calling her death "a tactic" you see, tactical

Joel skin swapping with Scar and Pete becoming Foolish

Phil analyzing the the angle of the blocks before AR starts and concluding it is possible to fly through a small gap in the map

Pete having an absolute blast playing this map with the new mechanics

Conversely, Pete having an absolute time of it with the moving walls

"Each lap that I did, I got caught on a moving wall." -Pete

Gee saying in the softest voice, "aww I love the turtle heads!"

Philza finding skips after they finish AR and everybody saying they'll have to watch his vod now

Pete throwing his chicken within the glass tube and then just staring at Phil

"Could you please move your head next time?" -Pete

The dome choosing GR anyway and Phil telling Pete it was intentional, it was to keep him on his toes!

"All in middle, nice and cozy!" -Gee

Joel trying to get the chest on top of the stone pyramid room and Pete just yelling "YO, RIGHT CLICK!"

Pete doing an amazing job of directing Gee in the sewer room

Gee having a breakdown about how the last room was "the worst thing in my entire life, this was meant to be my comeback!"

Gee agonizing over GR and Joel telling her "good vibes only!", and Pete reassuring "there's plenty of time to fall into the void in Sky Battle."

"We were doing so good at the start, and then we pooed the bed, so to speak." -Joel

Phil chugging a series of slushies for good luck, "specifically blue and red to make purple in my tummy."

"I like Big BuildMart." -Joel

Two people hitting their chickens inside the glass this time, and Phil getting subsequently ragged on for having a huge head

"I've only played Sky Battle once, and last time I made a shovel." -Gee

Pete and Joel popping off in SB, winning a round and getting to first place!

Pete falling into the void 5 seconds into the next round

"I'm gonna fill my sippy cup up during the break." -Joel

"This is what they mean when they say drink responsibly." -Pete

Philza being unable to pronounce Rocket Spleef Rush when telling the chat to vote for it, and Pete telling him "God, you're so good at convincing people."

Joel complaining he's tied with Dream on the leaderboard, but Dream is shown to be ahead because of "subscriber bias"

Pete taking them to one of his favorite PKT spots

Philza noticing all the CCTV cameras on the map for the first time

"I think Dream just set the record for the fastest hunt." -Joel, after Dream insta-kills their team

Phil trying to big brain predict the runner's path while hunting, preemptively jumping down, and realizing that the runner did NOT jump down and he is now far out of reach

Pete watching SB and Sneeg on the opposite team and just saying "Fellas, this one is a little tough!"

Phil admitting that the literal only reason he'd be sad to miss TGTTOS is because of Terra Swoop Force

Joel talking about how last time he played RSR, a block exploded under him and he got 40th place, and Pete stealing that and saying that's what happened to him in SB

"Man, these blocks just explode by themselves these days..." -Phil

Phil winning the second RSR round by just flying off into the distance while Jojo tries to shoot him

"My planet needs me." -Phil

Everyone's jaws dropping at False just ending Dream's whole career in the last round of RSR

"MCC really does humble me, you know." -Gee

Gee saying Sylvee is still Top 10 in her heart <3

Phil poorly acting disappointed at TGTTOS being played instead of BM, and then giving up and just clapping his hands excitedly

"We go zoomies with the block placement, we go *a series of littol sounds*" -Phil

Pete going on a rant through gritted teeth about how annoying it is for someone to place a block inside his block

Joel and Phil dying at the same time in shallow lava and and screaming "NO!" at the same time

"Sorry Kara." -Joel

"Are you really sorry, though?" -Gee

"No, not really." -Joel

Phil, for some reason, doing a mini scene on the toilet of a catboy going to the bathroom while waiting for the decision dome

Phil looking at all of the melted ice on the floor in MD and asking who's gonna clean that

"C'mon Scar, hawkeye him!" -Joel

Everyone rioting at the Captain getting 3rd

Joel calling Martyn "the longest loser since Captain Sparklez."

Gee saying she'll have nightmares over the orange block in GR, and Phil saying it's FINE, inflation means it's worth pennies now!

Pete bringing them to his special perspective spot for DB

Wilbur and Phil warring over which team they're supporting

Phil telling Wilbur <You are such a big brother it's painful>

Zeuz winning a 1v3 and Pete just saying because it had to be said, "that was- kinda hot when he did that- just saying-"

Joel agreeing to give a massive "FUCK YES!" if Orange wins

"FUCK YES!" -Joel

Marty becoming the Covid King

Purple Pandas finished MCC 23 in 4th place!

[mrv3000]

20 questions for fic writers

tagged by @starrybouquet

1. how many works do you have on Ao3? 58

2. what's your total Ao3 word count? 187,625

3. what fandoms do you write for? Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Good Omens, Iron Man, Sherlock, Star Wars, Stargate SG-1 (fics not on AO3: Alias, Gilmore Girls, Labyrinth, The 10th Kingdom)

4. what are your top five fics by kudos?

Cautiously Un-Pessimistic (Star Wars)

Dear Force (Star Wars)

Your Jedi is in Another Castle (Star Wars)

Jedi Ex Machina (Star Wars)

The Jedi is a Lie (Star Wars)

All of these are recent fics, probably because a lot of my stuff is older and was mainly written on other sites (LiveJournal, email lists, and even my own website), and when I moved them to AO3 I backdated them. Of course Star Wars is a BIG fandom so they still might have had the most kudos.

5. do you respond to comments? I try!

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Probably the 200 word fic Finally (Star Wars) where Vader's having a hot girl summer thinking about torturing Obi-Wan.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Most everything I write is light and fluffy, but maybe Inertia (Doctor Who) because it was an actual fix-it fic. The Doomsday episode of Doctor Who aired, I had a breakdown... bon appetit.

8. Do you get hate on fics? A very mild comment here or there, but I write fairly mild fic.

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Revelation: I've done a few anonymous prompt fills on kink memes in the past. But I don't have anything on AO3.

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? I wrote a crossover between The 10th Kingdom and Labyrinth a billion years ago. But generally I don't.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? I have vague memories of Duck Soup (SG-1) being stolen, which was spotted by people almost immediately because there aren't many stories out there that revolve around a farting duck. 🦆

12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yes! It's nifty!

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? Yup! With @go-ldy and @shinyopals and also josephides on LiveJournal!

14. What’s your all time favorite ship? Um...probably Doctor/Rose, although I'm not much into it these days. They gave me serotonin for years.

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? Uh.

16. What are your writing strengths? I think I'm fairly good at parroting characters' speaking patterns. It goes a long way if the dialog sounds like something the characters would say.

17. What are your writing weaknesses? Plot. I'd love to be able to churn out a 100k fic.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed!

19. First fandom you wrote for? My very first was The 10th Kingdom, where I wrote 2 whole fics that were posted on an email list. I think I've still got them somewhere, although they're not on AO3.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written? Right now it's Dear Force (Star Wars) because its completely self-indulgent and exactly my sense of humor.

Tagging people who I've spotted on my dash with fic in the recent past so I know they actually write fanfic. I KNOW I'm forgetting people. I'm sorry!! If you want to do it, go for it!

@gabolange @nandamai @elismor @dettiot @wonderlandleighleigh @shinyopals @oodlyenough @go-ldy @abadplanwellexecuted @noblealice @geneeste @satans-poptarts @complementaryhalves @afhyer

[in1-nutshell]

Hey now that I have seen that you're requests are now open again I have a few ideas how about old Predacon buddy meeting shattered glass how would but even react

This Predacon is in for another dimension travel.

Hope you enjoy!

Bot Buddy the Old Predacon meets SG! Megatron, Starscream and Soundwave

SFW, Platonic, slight angst, mention of death but briefly and no details, Cybertronain reader

SG/TFP

The Buddy woke up in another unfamiliar place and just knew they were going to be in for it.

 For one they were on the Nemesis med slab.

Second, the first bot they saw was Megatron.

With blue optics.

…

Buddy breaks through their restraints and jumps back.

“Megatron! What are you doing?!”--Buddy

Megatron raises his servos in front of him in surrender.

“Please, calm down. I am not here to hurt you.”--Megatron

Buddy looks at Megatron’s optics and slight frame change.

“Megatron, what happened to your optics? And your frame?”--Buddy

Megatron raises an optic.

“Buddy—”--Megatron

Buddy face palms.

“Oh Primus… I’m in another dimension, aren’t I?”--Buddy

“…You did show up in a ball of light on the flight deck.”--Megatron

“That checks out. You wouldn’t mind explaining what is going on in this universe would you?”--Buddy

“Of course. We have a room on the board for you to stay in.”--Megatron

“…Thank you Megatron.”--Buddy

While touring the Nemesis, Buddy gets introduced to this universes Starscream and Soundwave.

Buddy had to admit that they caught them a bit off guard with their personalities.

Starscream seemed to be like a mother hen and cared for those around him.

Soundwave was quite a chatterbox and extremely expressive.

Starscream looking at a dent in Buddy’s side.

“You should get that looked at Buddy.”--Starscream

Buddy looking at him a bit surprised.

“Oh… No thank you Starscream, I’ll be fine.”--Buddy

“Okay… but if it gets worse you let me know. I will personally get you to Knockout and Breakdown.”--Starscream

Soundwave lift up one of Buddy’s wings.

“Primus! I forgot how heavy your wings were! They are so big! I mean look at them!”--Soundwave

Buddy looks a bit startled but masks it up with a smile.

“What ��were’?”--Buddy

“Let’s move on with the tour!”--Megatron

Buddy gives Megatron a side eye but leaves it alone for now.

They met some of the others on the ship but mainly stayed with the three of them.

Buddy noticed that Megatron stayed particularly close to them. He rarely left their side during the entire time they were in this universe.

Buddy brushed it off for a bit, but eventually got too curious about it. And after hearing their alternative and the usage of past tense…

And how many of the Decepticons looked at them with either double takes or with nostalgia optics.

They needed to know what was happening.

Buddy sits down next to Megatron outside the flight deck of the Nemesis.

They sit in silence.

“…Something happened to my alternative, didn’t it?”--Buddy

Megatron tenses at the question.

“You don’t have to answer it Megatron. A simple Yes or No will suffice. I don’t need to hear any of the details if you don’t want to talk about it.”--Buddy

“… You were once a part of this team, this family. But on day we were ambushed by the Autobot’s. The cavern was caving in… you… you and your selflessness… you fought Nemesis to buy us time to get out… You never came through the groundbrigde… We went back to get you… but it was too late…”--Megatron

Megatron pauses for a minute before continuing.

“Nemesis snuffed your spark before we got the chance to help you… buried in the rubble… and…”—Megatron

Megatron looks down at his servos.

Buddy wordlessly wraps Megatron in one of their wings as several tears escape his optics.

“It was all my fault Buddy…”--Megatron

Buddy huffs a bit making Megatron look at them.

“If this Buddy is anything like me, Megatron, I highly doubt that they would want it any other way. They went out trying to save their family. And they would want to whack your helm for even thinking that this was your fault. It’s not your fault Megatron.”--Buddy

Megatron leans a bit more into Buddy’s side.

They fall into a comfortable silence for the next hour before returning inside.

Soon after a few more days Buddy was sent back home.

The portal once again showed up and Buddy knew it was time to say goodbye to everyone.

Buddy wraps their wings around the Con’s.

“Thank you, my friends. Till we meet again!”--Buddy

The Cons wave back as Buddy steps into the portal.

Back in TFP…

Buddy finds themselves in one of the hallways of the base.

Buddy looks around and spots Optimus working on the main screen.

Wordlessly they walk over to the Prime and gently place their helm on his shoulder.

Optimus looks over.

“Buddy?”--Optimus

“Shush… Just let me have this Prime. It’s been a long couple of days.”--Buddy

Optimus is slightly worried about his friend’s recent disappearance again but opts to listen to their request instead.

He would find out the latest adventure soon enough.