#shaypost

[vesperillian]

top 5 lotus moments, in ascending order:

1. when she basically told salad v to shut the fuck up

2. ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED THE BALLS MAN!! MEGAPOG

3. that time she highjacked my mot run to beat corrupted vor with a metal folding chair for the entire duration of his speech until he was nothing but a flattened 2d image on the ground waddling around after me like a looney tunes character that fell victim to the good ol' anvil to the head bit

4. when she wouldn't let ergo glast teach you (>300 year old child) how to gamble until he offered you a bugs man blueprint after which she was just like "aight seems legit"

5. when she invented gay people & then also invented gay rights that was so fucking cool

[trainradicalism]

Just learned that some small lines in California are still operating Shay engines and that makes me so happy. Like look at them:

Lopsided little gremlins with the giant pistons on the side. The trains of rural industry, invented by a guy named Ephraim in the 1800s, still plunking around. Wonderful.

[jolient]

everyone is always chaotic white boy this and chaotic white boy that and its TIRED. get ready for the chaotic trifecta that is safiya nygaard, jenna marbles, and cristine from simply nailogical 

[ultimatesenpai]

maybe moving blogs again, still gonna use this one just not as a main. message for new blog

[eumoriously]

17 dec. 2017

[isiinci]

i love shay dixon so much

[vesperillian]

FOLLOW TATERPOSTING ON INSTAGRAM TO BE CERTIFIED IN COOL PLEASE I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE HIM

[vesperillian]

if one more fucking magplar steals my entire pull im going to become the final boss

[vesperillian]

said "molag balls" entirely unprompted like a message from god while playing eso with my friend the other day & he sounded so disappointed

[vesperillian]

its fine. ok. im back.

[vesperillian]

ayo ??🤨

[vesperillian]

punished by god for some crimes by trying to solo a kilowattrel 6 star raid & all 3 attempts i had an npc send in a pokemon with intimidate

[vesperillian]

autistic gay best friends with a perhaps concerning fascination with fire arrange a Fire Event, ca. 2023

[vesperillian]

songs you liked on accident but turned out to be terminal bangers when they came on in your yt music liked songs playlist this post was made by cardiac arrest by bad suns

[vesperillian]

i didnt really understand why old people are so afraid to experiment with technology & have to ask someone younger about the most basic shit until we got a new toaster oven & i was afraid to operate it unguided for awhile even though its really not that complex because i was afraid i might blow up the house or smth so yea i get it now