#she got the robot gender envy and acted on it

[jackalhadrurusluvr]

its non-sexual partial nudity so ill put it below this line but. fuck it. new satin sort-of reference

[rubykgrant]

Asking cuz this is how I am, who is the most attracted to various people (regardless of gender) and who has the most gender envy?

(pffffffff I'm assuming this is about RVB characters. I know I'm often posting about them, but technically, I'm not a specific "RVB blog", this could be about like... Batman villains, or Sailor moon, or whatever. No worries, I'm not mad, this is just kinda funny haha)

I mean, Kai probably takes first place above EVERYBODY else~

Tucker is easily a close second (depending whether or not he's had his bi-awakening), but sometimes the flirtation/attraction is a little bit performative (he's a lover-boy for sure, but sometimes he kinda forgets to "put on a show", so it isn't that he's NOT attracted to a lot of people, it just doesn't always register when he's isn't TRYING)

Donut gets a LOT of crushes on a lot of people, mostly with no intent to act on them, and sometimes just appreciating little things about who they are (attracted to personality as much as looks), but he's also a little hater sometimes

Sheila actually finds many people, both organic and robot, attractive! Usually, it is sort of in a relaxed way, no pressure for anything to actually happen (but also a romantic deep down)

Sarge has a boner for murder, if somebody fits that description, he's into it

Church actually finds many people attractive, for many reasons, but he's a stubborn jerk (who may or may not resent some of these feelings), so trying to get him to admit that is like pulling teeth

Grif is kinda right there with Church, but less being stubborn, more being insecure (bad experiences with dating made him hesitant, and feeling embarrassed about liking guys when he was young was sort of difficult to get through)

Caboose will love who somebody is first, and is the one person who can make friends-with-benefits actually work, so he potentially can find everybody attractive... but emotional connection usually needs to happen first

Tex is kind of similar to both Caboose and Donut... she may find many people attractive in theory, but doesn't often care to do anything about it, unless she clicks with somebody

Wash is also about the same... but when attraction does happen, he's so bad at pretending it isn't a thing (he's not exactly giggling over having a crush, but he'll get flustered easily)

Lopez is particular in some regards, but it is really more of a rarity for him to even acknowledge somebody is attractive (but if he really feels it, he will be VERY passionate)

Carolina is a little dismissive of her own attraction (not in denial, it just isn't a priority most of the time... she either has to really get to know somebody before she realizes- "OH. I'm attracted to them?", or it suddenly hits her like a truck)

Locus like... forgets what to do when he finds somebody attractive, or what it even feels like when it happens (he's got himself so zeroed-in on paying attention to people in terms of danger assessment, but as he learns to relax, he can learn to recognize being attracted to people is a thing that happens)

Simmons had this set of "rules" for who he was allowed to be attracted to in his head for a LONG time (basically, a vague idea of girls, but like- not even a specific girl, because guess WHAT), and when real attraction finally happened, it was very much focused on one SPECIFIC person

I personally imagine Doc as aro/ace, but he still enjoys company and certain types of affection (and he's "attracted" to people he finds interesting or pleasant, in the sense of liking companionship/conversation)

(in terms of gender envy... I feel like it's more or less personal anxieties some of them have, not always defined as "envy")

[motleyblot]

ugo ugo lhuga headcanons for the hosts. this has been in my drafts for a while and why not feed the starved

some of these hcs are loosely based on miscellaneous character trivia + their info tidbits on the website(rip)

tv-kun

is teased for being the shortest host

has a habit of feeding stray animals, especially cats. it's so bad it gets to the point where they appear in their backyard

he's a housekeeper and a pretty damn good cook. tv would cook meals for his coworkers

some kind of powerful entity but he got nerfed after the show ended. like tv-kun could to teleport to the real world but now he can't.

he also knows telekinesis and can float up to 6 ft off the ground

has a high alcohol tolerance

tomato-chan

she is entirely made of tomatoes. like her hands are tomatoes

she bleeds tomato sauce/juice but her tears are just normal water

tomato-chan is the most passionate singer when it comes to karaoke

she likes singing with planet-chan in particular. loves her voice

reads a lot of shoujo manga. also yuri/yaoi. those were her first introduction to queer couples

had a short-lived crush on surreal-kun. now they're just friends

regularly consults surreal-kun about love advice

surreal-kun

likes to exaggerate things. like for example he isn't from france but he's lived in it long enough to be familiar with it

he's bisexual but he flirts with women more

ratatouille is his favorite movie. can't say the same for the dish

whether or not if he's a good painter is subjective. he deflects most criticism by saying his work is abstract or expressionist

was originally a meek person but he gradually became more confident

thinks gender is kind of silly but refers to himself as masculine

has thought about being a woman on some occasions

likes tv-kun because he always saw the best in him. yet, surreal likes to poke fun at tv-kun...

robot-kun

isn't afraid of death

but he went to hell once and got really scared

wishes he were a lot stronger

loves wrestling & sports

watched robocon in his youth

rarely rocket punches because he doesn't want to hurt anybody

twin pigs

they have never seen twin peaks(which is the show their name is referencing

they'd play video games together and rage about them. avgn style

one of them is a minecraft player and the other is a roblox player. there is no way of telling

tomato-chan is concerned about their excessive bleeding

unironically enjoy steve cutts animations

they're both developing a doomer mindset and they can't seem to enjoy anything anymore

tony

speaks like johnny bravo

hell, acts like him too. more of a womanizer than surreal is

except he's bad at it

gets sweaty really easily because of studio lights and other things

insecure about his height. envies surreal because of how much taller and popular he is with women

cries himself to sleep but nobody knows

a japanese guy that likes america too much. a westaboo?

planet-chan

lives on a planet where the inhabitants are the rhythm heaven first contact aliens

speaks in tongue twisters like princess carolyn

most talented singer out of everyone

unironically refers to herself as a girlboss

hatsune miku fan

likes musicals and broadway and disney films etc

[rachel-hathburn]

(( DOVE CAMERON, 23, SHE/HER, BISEXUAL)) [Y]? NO, THAT’S [PENELOPE WASH] BUT THEY CAN ALSO BE CALLED THE [THE WISEACRE ]. I’VE HEARD THEY CAN BE [DRIVEN && UPBEAT] BUT ALSO [JUDGEMENTAL && HIGH STRUNG]. THEY CALL OCEANSIDE THEIR HOME WHEN THEY AREN’T TOO BUSY BEING A/AN [ELEMENTARY TEACHER]. WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOU CAN ALWAYS PICTURE [SHARPENED PENCILS, THE FIRST BREAK OF DAWN, PAINTED NAILS]. – MEGAN, EST, SHE,HER –

LINK TO HER WANTED CONNECTIONS

>Penelope Wash| Pen, Penne, Penny, Princess P, PP, Poe<

Pronunciation

✎{PEN}-{EL}-{OPEE}

Age

✎23

Gender

✎FEMALE

Race

✎WHITE

Languages

✎ENGLISH- (A bit of french from one college class)

Height

✎5′8 (I know Dove is pretty short but I see Pen being on the taller side)

Birthday

✎ SEPTEMBER 15th

Zodiac

✎VIRGO

Blood Type

✎ O+, 

Alignment

✎NEUTRAL/NEUTRAL

Spirit animal

✎COUGAR; 

Leadership

Standing Behind Convictions

Confidence

Clever

Awareness

Learning Proper Use of Power

Messenger Between Human and Divine Beings

Balance

Steadfast

Responsible

Dependable

Family History

Penelope didn’t always live in her neighborhood or house she does now. She actually used to live in a far bigger house with her Mother, Father, and Older Sister. Her Mother and Father were the farthest thing from the nurturing type and treated their daughters like robots, always coding them to perform at an unachievable level; Her older sister Prim however didn’t find it so unachievable and was exactly what their parents always wanted. Prim went on to become a neurosurgeon and once she got to job moved out to Vermont, their parents deciding to follow with her. Penelope was left on her own basically at 19 and a half, with nothing but a crippling understanding that she was useless and began to forever deem herself that way. She tried to contact her parents and sister but seeing as none of them ever really took a liking to Pen, she never got a response back. Penelope was given everything in life, finically, and never really was taught how to support herself.  It wasn’t long until the girl began getting heavily into the party scene which inevitably brings about a lot of negative inhibitions, however the girl struck gold with meeting the people she’d soon come to live with in the Animal House. These people soon became her family and she enrolled into a community college,  got her degree in education, and landed an amazing teaching job at a near by school. ~• •~

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"Above all, be the heroine of your life. Not the victim." — Nora Ephron 

Age of Appearance

✎Pen always tend to look a bit younger at first glance, especially without any make-up on, however her height and demeanor change that once you actually speak with the girl.

Body Type

✎Pen likes to take care of herself, she tends to keep busy with the chaotic house she lives in and with her work.

Skin Tone

✎Pale, blushes easily. 

Complexion

✎ Freckles on the top of her nose, faint.

Birthmarks

✎She has a birthmark right under her rib-cage, someone once told her birthmarks are how you died in a past life, and she been convinced she was stabbed there ver since.

Scars

✎She has one large scar on her arm, a burn from back when the animal house began and she drunkenly tried to make stir-fry for everyone.

Cosmetics

✎It’s rare for someone to see Penelope with out her face done. 

Outfit

✎She dress in a way that makes her look put together and classic. However she does step it up and go all out when going out on the town.

Accessories

✎She has a necklace from when she was little that never leaves her skin.

Body Modification

✎She has gotten lip fillers before and keeps up with them regularly. 

Are they confident in the way they look:

✎Yes, Pen is secure in her appearance and takes pride in her looks.

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“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”– Lao Tzu

General Temperament

✎Penelope is generally a bit cold off first impression, unless you’re close with her or are one of her students. However once she warms up to you the girl is very caring and attentive to your needs.

Happiness

✎Penelope finds her happiness through helping her students learn, she says theres nothing better than when a kid is struggling and then finally grasp the concepts, it is one of the most rewarding things to the girl and a big part of why she loves her job so much. 

Sadness

✎There are many things that make the blonde sad, however only a few that really rock to her core. Poverty, kids coming in without supplies that are needed, and climate change are some of the more impersonal ones. Her family is 100% a home run of sadness. 

Anger

✎Penelope gets angry when people are extremely reckless, which is ironic because she used to be the poster child for recklessness, I mean she is living in the animal house after all. But as she's grown up, the girl has done a big 360 and now is one of the most responsible people in the neighborhood. As she gotten to be the teacher to many of the children living around other close neighborhoods she finds it disrespectful when people are reckless outside of their own homes.

Confusion

✎Penelope is confused about what to do with her living situation. The girl wants to move and get a smaller place of her own but she knows some of her room-mates would fall off the deep end without the structure she brings to the house, and even though the girl puts on a tough mask, she is a softie at her core, especially for her room-mates who she deeply loves.

Favorites

Animal

✎She loves big cats. period.

Flower

✎forget-me-nots, when Pen was little the name used to make her cry, but they’ve come to be her favorite flower of all time.

Weather/Time of the day/Season

✎For someone living in California it’s hard to imagine her favorite weather not being clear and sunny; but yet, Pen likes the cold. Nothing makes her happier than when their little town finally starts to cool off a bit.

Food

✎Penelope is good a cooking, she can’t make anything extreme but she’s learned how to whip up a nice dinner and usually does so for her house. 

Drink

✎Nothing makes Pen happier than a spiked lemon-aide.

Colour

✎Pink! If that isn’t obvious.

Country

✎All she has ever known is california, but the girl has always been fascinated by paris, hence why she took up french in college.

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Social skills

✎ Penelope is a natural at schmoozing and knowns how to put on charm when she wants to. 

Insecurities

✎Penelope is insecure in that fact that she never feels proud of herself, her accomplishments never really feel like they’re enough and she is always striving to be useful or helpful to someone so she doesn’t get left behind. But she’d never say that out loud.

Hostility

✎Penelope tends to be very forward when she’s angry, but through working with elementary school kids she has learned how to calmly talk through her emotions, or so she tries.

Fears

✎Being completely useless.

Drives|Motivation

✎Penelope always feels like she has to prove herself, even if the only person she’s proving anything to is herself, and that keeps her driven and motivated.

Dreams|Aspirations

✎To have a family of her own and to make sure her students get the best education possible.

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First Words: ball

What emotions to the attribute to their childhood: rejection

Morning Person or Night Owl: morning person

Significant Childhood Memory: Pen’s parents bringing her and Prim to the amusement park because they both got straight As

Current Residence: Animal House

Occupation: Second grade teacher

What do they smell like: Vanilla and rose

What words or phrases do they overuse: “Okay- got it, thanks.”

Do they have a catch phrases: “Can you- not.”

What is their greatest accomplishment: Their job

What smells remind them of their childhood: The smell of pencils

What was their childhood ambition: To please her parents 

Do they believe in love at first sight: No

Do they believe in true love: Yes

Have they ever had their heart broken: Yes

Are they ticklish: Very

Can they keep a secret: Absolutely 

How do they display affection: Words of affirmation

Are they okay with PDA (Public Displays of affection): Yes, a tasteful amount

Are they a virgin: No

How do they want other people to view them: Successful 

Are they competitive: Yes, very.

Deadly Sin : Envy 

Heavenly Virtue:  Diligence

Are they a minimalist or a hoarder: bit of a hoarder with classroom supplies

Where do they go to feel safe: in their room

Where do they go when they’re angry: the beach 

What password do they use for everything: penpalpenny333

What is their favorite day of the week: wednesday

What do they keep in their pockets: spare erasers 

What is their most treasured object: she has a necklace she wears 24/7

Do they have any pet peeves: slobs and slow walkers

How confident are they: 5/10

How generous are they: 10/10

How creative are they: 9/10

How honest are they: 6/10

How loyal are they: 8/10

Are they manipulative: She for sure can be but only if there is a calling for it

How predictable are they: Pen has her moments where the retired party animal will randomly appear but other than that her schedule is pretty regular

How do they flirt with people: by trying to appease them 

Book smart or street smart: A healthy mix

Do they prefer being hot or cold: cold, pen loves the cool weather

What do they think is the worst thing you could do to another person: Abandon them

How do they deal with stress: By doing one million things at once

Are they comfortable crying in front of other: Only a select few, and even then its rather uncomfortable for her

What social justice issue would they be most passionate about: Proper education for less fortunate kids.

If they could change one thing about themselves what would it be: Pen would change her inner need to please and accommodate those around her.

Sexually Explicit Questions:

Are they a top or a bottom (Or do they switch): Definitely a secret bottom there is no doubt.

How important is sex to them: Like on a scale?? maybe a 6

Do they believe it is a mostly emotional act or a mostly physical act: Pen thinks it can be both

Turnons: Caring people, acts of service, when someone is trying not to smile. 

Turnoffs: Ignorance, Toxic Masculinity, and people who hate children. 

[19rubbersoul65-blog]

Hello internet people.

Rubber Soul is the best Beatles album. Fact. Actually, it’s one of the best albums ever made. There’s just something about transitions, going from mop-top boys in tidy suits to experimental, fuck-you-we’re-bigger-than-Jesus out-thereism. I guess that’s why transition periods are the most interesting parts of history. So much possibility, so many roads not taken.

I guess that’s where I am now. In transition. I graduated, I have to start figuring my life out, I have to start adulting, I need to figure out what I’m gonna do with my degree. My life is finally starting and at 23 I have no fucking clue what to do with it.

Also I’m gay. Or maybe bi, but probably gay. Whatever. I have aspergers, and I guess that kinda confused things for me. The thing about having aspergers is that you tend to blame everything odd or unusual about yourself on the aspergers. I guess I always thought that the reason I can’t get it up around a woman is because of some sort of shame spiral of self-hatred (a requisite feature of having what amounts to dyslexia for social skills, along with depression and anxiety) and god fucking knows what. The actual reason is simply that I like dick better than pussy.

Which is why it’s honestly kind of sad that it took me 23 years to figure this out. I blew right by my extremely progressive east coast suburban elitist Fake America public high school with it’s extremely active GSA chapter and its retinue of gays ranging from extremely fem to extremely butch, my college where it was kind of just whatever, and now I’m on my ownsome, finally coming to the realization that I am so fucking gay.

It’s funny how it happened, too. I was watching an old episode of Glee (okay, maybe that should have been a sign, too) and was watching Blaine complain to Kurt that it seemed like NYADA was all they ever talked about and how it hurt him that it seemed like Kurt couldn’t wait to be hundreds of miles away from him, and it hit me: I want that. I want a guy that my voice breaks and that I’d be on the verge of tears talking about how it hurts that he’s gonna be hundreds of miles away soon. I want a guy who being away from them hurts badly enough that I make a puppet of them to pretend they’re still with me. And then it hit me that specifically I wanted a guy like that (incidentally Darren Criss is a hot piece of mancandy even if he is straight IRL) and that’s when it finally hit me: I’m gay. I’m so, so fucking gay.

Not like super stereotypical or fem, either. More like Nick Robinson’s character in Love, Simon- someone you wouldn’t expect to be gay just on first sight. I guess in hindsight I should have realized it when the overwhelming majority of the porn I watch is gay porn and I can get hard at the sight of a nice male ass at the drop of a hat, but the human capacity for self-deception is endless.   

I wanna be sure, though. To do that to a degree that satisfies my STEM Lord standards requires experimentation. With both sexes. Gimme data, goddammit! As they said in that one West Wing episode “if you wanna convince me, give me numbers.” How I accomplish that… who knows? I’m hopeless with women. Cannot read signs- it’s a symptom of my brain being wired differently (that and what some people call my “robot voice.” Hmm, maybe I should start acting fem just so I have some default inflection for my voice). Got my date stolen by my drunk friend who blacked-out barely remembers it, apparently (I mean, he could be lying, but still. And on that note can I just point out that she was okay to drive like an hour later? If the genders were swapped that would totally be considered date-rape. Fucking double standards. The more I think about it the less I envy him.)

Question is, who do I come out to? Not my parents, not at first. I could never have them be the first. I mean, they’re great, but I need someone my age to know first. My best friend is an option. He’s the one I usually dump my shit on, but at the same time… I don’t know. I’m in a frat, so I have a bunch of guys I could tell. It’s funny- when you think about a frat you imagine something like SAE or Pike or Teke, but we’re… not that. Just a bunch of fucking misfits who were mostly secretly losers in high school and need some guy friends. It’s not buying friends- it’s friends pooling money for booze and weed and the occasional trip to some godforsaken part of the country for a conference where you ignore whatever National crams down your throat and then get shitfaced with guys from all over the country. It’s a second family.

Option B is my best friend from home. I only see him a couple times a year nowadays, and he goes to a college a couple hours from here (yes, as a dirty Ameeeeerikan, I’m using hours as a unit of distance.) I know he’s, like, super Catholic (at least compared to my dirty heathen ex-Catholic atheist self. Hail Satan/the FSM), but he’s also one of the nicest people I know and I know he’d understand.

I’m not really sure where I’m taking this. Maybe this is a one-off thing, just me shouting to the heavens and the pajama people on the internet, maybe it’s the start of some kind of an actual blog. Right now, I’m just figuring things out. It’s a funny thing: once you graduate high school you get two chances at a reboot of who you are, once when you start college and once when you graduate. Two opportunities to put the past away and look forwards. I’m on the second reboot: Me 3.0.

It’s like the problem of the Ship of Theseus: when you replace every part of a ship, is it the same ship as before?