being away from my gf for a whole month is sort of killing me and it's only day 3... I know time will pass and this trip / internship has been a goal of mine for years so I'm extremely grateful and excited, but it's a strange feeling when you have to be thousands of miles away from someone who feels so integral to your understanding of life, love, light....
bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
what if i risked my life and put up (affectionate) with your unhinged monsterfucker brother to save you. and then revealed i was an expert in illegal black magic just so i could resurrect you from a pile of bones. and what if i later explored your body in the bath. and you laced our fingers together and offered to share your energy with me. and what if after all that… there was only one bed. what then.
People call Heaven Official’s Blessing / TGCF a slow burn but Hua Cheng is literally courting Xie Lian like they are DATING. Slow burn who??? They’re sleeping next to each other on straw mats and Xie Lian’s offering to cook him dinner and they’re bantering across THE HOME THEY SHARE like a bunch of desperate hussys
San Lang LEAVES XL WITH A KEEPSAKE OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER SLOW BURN WHOMST
They have A DATE in HC’s armoury where they HOLD HANDS and XL pets San Lang’s quivering sword I-
Hua Cheng basically throws himself at this man he’s like you want a sword?? All of them ?? You want ALL THE SWORDS?? Fuck it take the whole room THE WHOLE ROOM JUST COME VISIT I WILL CLEAN THEM FOR YOU
Like he isn’t the king of a whole realm with shit to do
And this is just the first half of the first book—again I ask the world SLOW BURN WHOMST
one thing that’s always so funny to me is people hating doctor/rose shippers bc “he’s over 900 years old and she’s 19!!!!!” like baby im gonna hold your hand when i tell you this. they’re also not real
it's literally so funny to me that opeli is visibly Less Stressed serving on a council with an eleven year old king, a codependent mage, the local football jock and his boyfriend, and a baker who doesn't really care either way than she was serving on a council with Viren