I would find Blondie Lockes very annoying in real life, but I love her in fiction. She's a genuinely good journalist in terms of both skill and ethical integrity, who only occasionally forgets to check the facts because she's fifteen and holds herself accountable when she does. She has incredibly high standards for everything and believes herself to be the ultimate authority on quality. She has magical lockpicking powers because her fairytale is about Goldilocks breaking into a house. She somehow completely ignores the story's moral that Goldilocks was wrong to break into the house, feels entitled to go wherever and help herself to whatever she's able to and cannot comprehend why people dislike this. She's been terrorizing an anthropomorphic bear family with her cheerful disrespect for privacy and is convinced that they love her. She has a non-anthropomorphic pet baby bear. Her motivation is dependence on external approval rooted in deeply internalized classism. She's desperate to be useful and important to those with higher social status and feels the need to lie that her family is technically royalty to fit in with her royal friends, even though they treat commoners like equals all the time. She positions herself as a conduit of true greatness; closer to it than the masses, but never the hero, always reporting on other people and evaluating what they've done. Because what she's done isn't enough to be worthwhile. What she is isn't enough. But this performative lifestyle makes her anxious about being judged as a fraud and an interloper, and ashamed of selfishly transgressing against social norms. Her microphone head looks like an adorable little bear head. That's one hex of a character alright.
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OMFG
IT SHOULD OF BEEN ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEE!!!! TOUCH ME LIKE THAT RUAN MEI PLEASSEEEEUHHHHHH
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ariana grande pretending to be black and then pretending to be korean has gotta be one of the most embarrassingly silly revolving door moves i’ve ever seen. she’s shameless about it. anyways this summer be sure to keep yourself hidden from ariana grande. she’s like the face stealer from avatar the last airbender. don’t let her steal your faaaace
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HELLO UR DESIGN FOR SUNSTONES OANTS ARE LITERALLY SO CUTE??! I WANT THOSE MYSELF SO BAD OH MY GOSH !!!! do u have like a ref of her full body fit because that outfit is to die for 😭🫶
haha aw ty 😭 those trousers were real ones that exist but unfortunately i cant find them anymore 😬
hopefully this better shot of em helps a bit more? i also dont have a full ref of her full outfit either but heres some things ive already drawn of her human design:
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"You ruined it with your LIES! For years you lied to me about where your loyalty lies!! Find someone else who will learn Portuguese you ho!!!"
I've been talking about teen Rosie with @neonoirland this week 🥲
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I consistently say that I'm not sure whether I like medieval studies, and yet when I'm doing an assignment I often end up focussing on something medieval. I just took ELEVEN BOOKS from the shelf on the Gawain poet because apparently I'm a nerd
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