#she's just that meme of Jamie Lee Curtis taking a drink

[chaos-vulpix]

Garmadon: Do you think I'm too rude?

Bridget: ...No

Garmadon: Don't lie

Bridget: You're my boss

Garmadon: Alright then, anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting now

Bridget: Okay. I think you're ruthless, violent, and scary. You also have a God complex. You never let anyone make the calls except your own damn self

Garmadon: But I-

Bridget: I have 22 more seconds. I'm not done

[atlafan]

“You’re acting like that meme of Jamie Lee Curtis where she’s aggressively drinking that water and telling someone off at the same time.” Layna groaned at her boyfriend who finally stopped glaring at his phone to look up at her.

“I have absolutely no idea what that is.”

“Yes you do, I’ve sent it to you before!” Layna takes her own phone out and shows him after searching it quickly on Google.

“Ohhhhh.” He smirks. “Right, now I remember. It’s usually you who looks like that when you’re about to brawl with someone.”

“Now that you’ve calmed down, can we think about what just happened rationally?”

“No, and I will try to call customer service again.” He holds his phone up to his ear.

“Your ass is not on the phone!”

“I’m listening to a voicemail!”

“Okay, Mr. Corporate.” She rolls her eyes.

“Just because I was promoted at the gym, does not make me a corporate meow meow asshole. I think it’s perfectly reasonable for to be upset about this.”

“I’m just going to go in and see if we can book a new reservation with my credit card. The room is technically available..”

“Not until I get to the bottom of this.”

“There’s nothing to get to the bottom of.” She groaned.

“The bottom is gaping. This is a job for the FBI.”

“Who are you, Kris Jenner?”

“Ew, no.” He grimaces. “She’s insane, why would you say that?”

“Because you just said…ugh! Why can’t you know the same references that I do?”

“I’m so sorry that I haven’t spent hours upon hours watching E! I’ll try to rectify that at some point. Now, let me do what I need to do.” He taps a few things on his phone and then presses it to his ear. “This is why I hate credit cards, cash is so much easier.”

Layna pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. She reached into his pocket for the paper confirmation Harry had brought with them so they could check into their hotel with ease. He has wanted to plan a long weekend for them, so he booked everything with his name and his credit cards. When you check into a hotel, you need to show the card you used to reserve the room. The woman said the cards didn’t match. When Harry tried again, the app for his card put a lock on his account. So now they’re out on the curb trying to figure it out.

As Layna scans the paper she furrows her brows, then reaches into Harry’s pocket again for his wallet. He pays her no mind while he speaks with another representative from the card’s customer service line. She takes out the credit card he used to reserve the booking and realizes that Harry inverted the expiration date, and wrote Harry Edwerd Styles, instead of Harry Edward Styles. Two simple mistakes that the woman behind the counter could have been nicer about helping with instead of just turning them away.

“Harry…hang up the phone, baby. I figured out what happened.”

“Yeah?” He hangs up the phone. He was on hold so who cares?

“Um…I don’t want you to feel embarrassed because I’ve made mistakes like this before too, but it appears that you inverted the expiration date on your card…and spelled your middle name wrong…”

“I did?!” He snatches the card and the paper and scans them both. “I’m not seeing it.”

“Can I point to them?” She asks gently and he nods. She shows him the expiration on the card and then points to what’s on the paper. “See, the expiration is 06/29, you put 09/26…and you spelled Edward with two E’s…”

“Oh.” His cheeks redden, obviously very embarrassed by his blunder. “I should have had you look at it before I submitted…”

“It happens! I’ve done with my security code and my exportation date before. I think if we go back in, we could explain it better. And then see if that snotty lady will be cooler about the mistake.”

“This is so embarrassing.” He groans.

“I know it feels that way right now, but I promise, I’m not judging. I know your dyslexia flares up more when you’re stressed and reading all the fine print for a hotel reservation can be really daunting.” She wraps her arms around his neck and pecks his nose. “The sooner we go inside and fix the reservation, the sooner we can go to our room and I can help you forget alllll about this.”

“Might have times where I think of it randomly and I feel embarrassed all over again.” He grips her hips, squeezing them.

“Then I guess wherever we are you’ll just need to pull me aside and use me until you forget again.”

No Complaints Blurb

[robinsnest2111]

Fic anon here, just wanted to say that you totally shouldn't be ashamed of how you reacted, the fic meant alot to you and suddenly it was gone, your totally untitled to feel upset! Trust me I was too, their fics where a huge inspiration to me too.

And also, I'm so glad you like my afterlife AU!!, so I haven't exactly hashed out all the details but I can tell you some things that I do know about it so far in no particular order.

Mick is the first one to die, he spends about a year by himself and is of the assumption that he'll be alone for all eternity as a punishment for not only his current life, but all his past lives aswell ( you know how he talks about having lived different lives in the dirt with the midnight gardner?)

Nikki shows up next and boy is this a difficult thing for him to accept. Not only that he's stuck in purgatory with his ex-bandmate that he personally axed and shit talked but he doesn't know that if he'll ever get to talk to anybody else he loves ever again.

The funny part to me is that, Mick is over their argument already, even though he's the victim and he just kinda wants to get on with all his little projects he's started and Nikki is the one that's mad about it?? Like, what do you mean your over it we're not done here! (Nikki still thinks he's in the right)

Mick at some point saves all of the guys asses from demons or skinwalkers that live in purgatory.

Tommy is the third to show up, and all he can say is dude for like three minutes in disbelief before, Mick snaps (slaps) him out of it.

When Mick was still alone on the farm, he had to fix everything and do every chore so at one point he had to fix the wiring for the electricity and when Vince finally shows up he has a fucking heartattack from how botched the wiring is (since he's a trained electricion and Mick is more of a mechani) and Mick is just behind him going, oh it's not that bad!

Mick doesn't have back pain in the afterlife!

They all ended up in the same afterlife because their soulmates, but they don't know this. Honestly don't know if I should have them figure it out.

They have a little cow that's very sassy that Mick named little fucker because she kicked him.

The terror twins reunited almost burn down the barn on tommys first day in the afterlife.

Anon!!!! I love love love! what you've got so far !!! everything feels very Them, I can picture it SO WELL!

esp. the part where Mick is over the whole getting kicked out of the band and getting slandered and lied about thing already, but Nikki is still stewing in the conflict juices lol in my mind's eye I can see Nikki arriving to the farm, seeing Mick and immediately laying into him, demanding to have all of this explained, getting right back into the drama etc. after a while Mick just turns around to head into the farmhouse (maybe it's hot out and he doesn't want to stand in the bright sun any longer). Nikki yells after him, staying in place like "Hey! We're not done here yet!" Mick doesn't acknowledge him until his ex bandmate has run out of steam and only then does he turn around to ask, in a tired deadpan voice: "You coming? It's cooler inside and I made lemonade this morning. Don't wanna let it go to waste." And Nikki's all speechless but eventually walks up to the house as well. And then he'll glare daggers at Mick the whole time they drink their glasses of lemonade, kinda like the Jamie Lee Curtis meme:

he'd probably be so ready to start up the discussion but then takes a sip of the lemonade and it's actually so good he's silently mad (and a little surprised) that Mick can just make something so delicious. Mick probably knew good lemonade would shut Nikki right up so he can have a few moments more of peace and quiet before the task of trying to explain this mystery and adjusting to (after)life with Nikki on the farm lol

(sorry I've been thinking about possible details and snippets like that ALL DAY orz)

And Vince losing his marbles over the haphazard way Mick's wired the whole farm lmao!!! I can totally see him going "Well, it has worked fine so far!" and Vince letting out a strangled and very much distressed groan hehe

And the cow omgggg <333 Little fucker ftw! the urge to draw her is strong

anon, please, notify me ASAP when you post the first chapter, gonna devour that SO FAST 🙏