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belayadeath-goner · 24 days
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also bianca is a terrible texter. she replies "k" and "ok" and "👍" like she's a 50 year old dad :((
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tsoobieofutx · 1 year
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I have no idea what these newer idols are doing . . .
Maybe I need to come out of retirement .
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mmmitchmmmarner · 10 months
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i simply adore willy's grandma such an unbothered queen
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dreamwatch · 1 year
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Everyone on Tumblr seems to be in some kind of deep love affair with My Chemical Romance, so I'm trying them out.
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ohkimmies · 1 year
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they should invent something for adults who like to lie on the floor but whose bodies hurt too much to lie on the floor
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pirateprincessjess · 6 months
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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cracklewink · 6 months
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My Mane 6 Redesigns all together! I was going to post them separately but ended up finishing them all before I got around to it lol
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nyenyel · 1 month
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Putting Mabel through that straight to bi to aromantic pipeline
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clearcutcasualty · 6 months
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“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work
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hinamie · 11 days
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10 years later
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s0up1ta · 1 month
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ANYONE ELSE WANT A PIECE 🤬🤬😡👹🗣️
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alt versions under the cut:
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couldn't decide so take all of them
edit: I MADE A DESKTOP VERSION !!
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pangur-and-grim · 8 months
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have you ever thought about entering into a cat show?
with THIS?????
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novaneondream · 1 month
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Anyways what kind of music do you think Eri listens to
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elrondhalfelven · 1 year
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had the wildest interaction today some random woman called me a slag and my dog a fucking faggot because I was using a pink lead/harness and he’s a boy like what the fuck lmfaoo
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artkaninchenbau · 8 months
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
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Bonus:
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corvid-khaos · 11 months
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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