#she's so. unfazed by it

[velvetjune]

Jesse would probably have the same reaction to Saga’s profiling as Tor or Odin, being able to directly communicate, which would lead to the best situation of both of them just staring into space while they’re silently and psychically communicating at random times

[penguinkyun]

aqua and crow girl are so funny. he hates her and she hates him. she reincarnated him and his sister. shes a god but also a child. she periodically pops into aqua's life to remind him his mother is dead. he's met her before. he asks her, a god to act as a child actor in his emo movie. he is unbothered by the fact she is a god. she judges his every life decision. he is also unfazed by her godly powers that can crumble his soul to ash. shes apparently been bothering him for years. shes watching this plot go down with popcorn. when did they meet. how did they meet. what the fuck is going on.

[fatedroses]

Tsu cannot deny her lizard instincts to crawl onto the warmest spot she could find and take a nap there.

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

*Meryl voice* Yeah I just have nothing to write about. Yeah, nothing really that important has happened. I mean, sure, there hasn't been a moment's peace since I took up this assignment, Milly and I knocked out a couple of bandits, and we both nearly died on an out-of-control sand-steamer but. You know. Nothing to write home about.

[mystical-one]

Mum scrolling through the imdb autistic celebrities list last night and reading it aloud: oh I didn't know he was autistic (scrolls down) oh I didn't know she was autistic (scrolls down) oh I didn't know he was autistic either (scrolls down) hello Bob Dylan of course (scrolls down) oh I didn't know she was autistic

[achoirofcritters]

It’s officially been 3 weeks of Moxie so far!

[dell-amor-te]

But imagine with me that there is some misunderstanding in-game to mirror some of what’s going on pre-release about what a Mage Killer is, or otherwise just some surface level anachronism inherit to a mage being with a guy running around with the title of Mage Killer. It’s incredibly funny to imagine scenarios like:

“So…you’re a mage?”

“Yep!”

“And…this is your husband.”

“Yep!”

“And you’re a mage. And this is your husband. The—”

“The Mage Killer! Yep! 💕”

“Well…alright, then.”

[sillylittleravenpuff]

an average evening in the Slytherin Dungeon

Inspired by this base:

[cashweasel]

Right pick up wrong time 😂

[dindjarindiaries]

Security readers, how do we think Astra is gonna react to Din piloting him and Grogu on a walker towards two AT-ATs

[twstmagica]

Magical Girl Yuu's First Day pt 1

Yuu wakes up in a tight space

It's a coffin. Yuu is in a coffin

Coffin is on fire!?!

Shoves lid off, showing a fire-cat-raccoon thing

Fire Catcoon?

Fire Catcoon speaks in the third person. Apparently he’s named Grim

Grim demands Yuu’s clothes.

Ummm no? Is this some new type of Evil Plot from the baddies?

Yuu punches Grim and hauls ass outta there.

This is pretty strange, even by her standards.

Deciding to put some distance between herself and the coffin room, Yuu keeps running.

She reaches an exterior corridor and hops over the wall.

Damn this place is HUGE.

Also where's all of Yuu’s stuff? Why is she in a fancy bathrobe? How did she get in the coffin?

Wait. the other coffins. 

Are there other people trapped in there? Oh no. 

Feeling that she should do something, but lost and lacking a clear enemy to beat up, Yuu wanders.

Yuu reaches a courtyard, interrupting a conversation between a dude with fire hair and a guy with horns.

Threeway staring contest commences.

…

Yuu is asking herself if these are baddies. Should she attack? 

Malleus is wondering why there are now two people in ceremonial robes (don't worry hornton you'll figure it out)

Idia is DYING from social overexposure

None of them get to speak because Fire Catcoon catches up, yowling for revenge!

Wouldn't it have been easier to mug some other coffin? Why you gotta harass me?

Yuu gets pissed and Eldritch Blasts Ardent Strikes Grim.

“Fuck off!!!”

Grim is blasted away.

Fire Dude is freaking out.

Horn Guy politely asks Yuu what is going on.

Well if he's asking politely then he must not be a baddie. 

Yuu explains being woken from the coffin and chased for the clothes off her back.

Horn Guy seems to realize something. 

That's good for him, Yuu is still super confused.

Horn guy does a little ‘aha’

“Today must be orientation, I hadn't realized.”

He thanks Yuu for the timely reminder, and apologized to Idia (Fire Dude?) for holding him up “I will see you two at the ceremony.”

Horn Guy disappears into sparkles 

Neat

Fire Dude (Idia?) freezes as Yuu turns to him.

Yuu thinks about bailing, but decides to try and get some answers.

Idia is mortified that he now has to walk the WHOLE WAY with someone!

[eloise175]

[blorboazula]

the main complaint I'm seeing about Azula in the live action is that she's more human/less terrifying (I'm ignoring the shit about appearance because that's just people being unworthy bitches).

I've seen clips on TikTok and she still seems pretty terrifying to me, and I find soft-looking human characters doing fucked up things more interesting. like. what do you mean this adorable kid with squishy face can fry me with lightning?

[cold-open]

anton struggles to unlock his new smartphone

[i-mybrunettelady]

Daily reminder that this is the worst decision Anet could've made in lws3

[toytulini]

terfs go climb into a hole and start rotting. animals cannot inherently tell your "biological sex" you are all so fucking stupid. All this post is saying is that animals are not infallible judges of character and some of them make really stupid vibe checks and that people should try not to take it personally. Unless youre a terf in which case they know and they hate you and you should take it personally

re that one post tbh i do want to stress i dont think animals are like magically psychic at knowing your True Gender tbh i think ppl definitely get way too weird about Animal's judgement of ppl.

Sometimes a dog will vibe check a man and the dog will be right and you should listen. but sometimes the dog will vibe check someone for no good reason. sometimes dogs have wack judgement. sometimes dogs have biases influenced by their owners or previous owners. like. there are Racist Dogs. its not the dogs fault, but that doesnt make the bias theyve developed less real, or less potentially hurtful. i dont think we need to like, Cancel Dogs Bc Sometimes Ppl Can Train Them To Be Racist, but we do need to stop perpetuating the idea that a dog's judgement of someone is infallible. theyre not responsible for it and its not their fault its developed, theyre just dogs, they didnt choose it, but that doesnt mean theyre RIGHT lmao. i think its important to stress this for many reasons but in regard to that last post specifically, if youve ever been vibe checked as a gender you arent by a judgy dog its literally not your fault. might not even be the owners fault. not the dogs fault cos like. its a fucking dog. you do kinda have to be the bigger person in that scenario cos the other person is. A Dog.