Pavitr: Ok so hypothetically speaking...what if there was this guy who has an amazing smile and an amazing laugh, with amazing hair too that I want to touch but not like as a weird guy because I don't want to come off as insensitive ya know? because I know how it feels when people touch my equally amazing hair and you don't know where their hands have been and we have that in common and we also have art and sports and laughing at anime in common, and we have so much in common and I wanted to cook him some vada pav and invite him over for dinner today?
saw someone on this website say that speaking in tongues would be a perfect album if it didn’t have the song swamp like…. well first of all speaking in tongues IS a perfect album so jot that down and second of all. if you can’t handle david byrne putting on a horrible little goblin voice to literally speak in tongues and quote Goethe for five minutes and thirteen seconds im not sure thsi is the right place for you. that’s all
popping in randomly after almost an entire month just to talk non stop about the tsaritsa again everyone sit down.
specifically just thinking about the implications of tsaritsa's ideals originally being about love + the abandonment of those ideals to complete her goal of, presumably, destroying Celestia or whatever she's cooking up. to the point even her people don't love her and I probably don't even remember a time her ideals were of love. now it's all just ice and snow and cold.
which makes romantic fics w her even funnier because she's purposely removed this part of herself and suddenly reader walks into teyvat like they own the place (they do) and I can only imagine her reaction. angry, probably. because why you? what are you doing to her that's caused her hundreds of years of strict adherence to rejecting "love" both from others and to others to just. collapse. absolute shattering of her world and you probably don't even know it bc if nothing else she's good at hiding it. a lot of denial. tries to pick you apart and see what's makes you so different.
and oh she just hates it. she loathes it.
basically one sided enemies to lover trope because she can't stand you for a while but if you stick around she starts warming up to you and it makes it WORSE. so much worse. tries to distance herself but your just everywhere and it gets on her nerves because why does she love you? she isn't capable of love, not anymore. she thought she was.
g-d forbid one of the harbingers or PIERRO notices she'd never live it down. might even consider the implications of just killing you (she doesnt). worse if you know about it and act like a brat she will lose her damn mind
just the tsaritsa being an absolutely horrible mess internally.
Ever since I saw someone say that Albion Finch should be the one to walk Penelope down the aisle I haven’t been able to stop thinking about how perfect that would be
I reordered the book so my sister had a copy and decided to just get the whole set. I don't know who the freebie sticker people are though so I guess I have some sleuthing to do.
I hope you inform your girlfriend that so many strangers on the hellsite think they're so neat - because we do 😌
I was telling them about the tournament yesterday and they said they wanted a shirt that said “official tumblrsexyman” so yk. I know what I’m making her for her birthday lmao
laying face down on the floor wondering if I am not seeing certain characters' relationships to the core themes of the game because I don't appreciate them enough/correctly or if they genuinely aren't super central to the core themes of the game