passages was so fun such a good balance between human drama and tragic humour and no shame and Ira Sachs had good stuff to say but all I have to say I what is WRONG with that mc
Why on earth is The Love By Hypnotic such a fan favourite?
Heroine behaves like a spoilt toddler. Hero is a sociopath.
I mean, she supposedly a princess sent for a political marriage. But she has absolutely no survival instincts and behaves more like a tween who's been told off rather than someone in a dire political battle.
there were a lot of requests with a different-speaking reader with main 4, but...what about French?? A READER WHOSE PARENT IS FRENCH, AND THEREFORE HE BREAKS SOME WORDS (this is about me hehe) AND HE SPEAKS FRENCH EVERY TIME HE'S NERVOUS OR HE'S IN SHOCK OR HE'S ANGRY JUST THINK ABOUT THIS IDEA WOO
Oui
Hank:
Dude can’t comprehend what you’re saying cuz even though his senses are OP in battle, he can’t hear well when someone talks in a different accent
When you speak French, his brain goes windows error sound
You have to tell him that you’re speaking a different language other than English, and maybe teach him a bit of French just to get an understanding of it
He’s like a curious child that likes learning new things, like what kinda animals there are, or how to give someone 3rd degree burns
Sanford:
Unlike Hank, Sanford is smarter and knows quite a bit French, mostly cuz unlike Deimos who looks at French memes, he looks up what some French words mean
He compliments you in French with the things he learned from you (Mon amore) to try and fluster you
He might also insult Deimos in French and trick him to think it was a compliment (“gros con!” (dumbass); “what does that mean?” “It means cool.” “hehe yeah, I know I’m cool Sanford.”)
Also will learn how to cook some traditional French food to satisfy your mouth (dirty minded people after reading the last 3 words: 😏)
Deimos:
He only knows a few French words cuz of the many French memes on the internet
Bro thinks he got rizz after saying this to you “hon hon hon, jou are le madame baguette croissant. Bonjour motherfuquiere”
Okay, funni Deimos aside, he likes learning new Drench words, mostly so he could learn how to fluster you.
“How are you today mah…sheeer…iiieeeee” (it takes a while for him to pronounce new words)
2BDamned:
This dude also knows some French cuz some documents he had were French for some reason.
He’ll compliment you in French to show him he cares (tu n'es pas magnifique? (Aren’t you gorgeous?) Bonus for him if you blush
If he sees you stressed out and anxious, he’ll comfort you with sweet French words “c'est bon ma chérie” (it’s okay dear)
Probably will use French as a 2nd language thanks to you.
I've heard rumours about the ancient dangers. The sheeer strength of what sleeeps within, enough to wipe out entire colonies. But the treasures that lies within, the temptation was too much. After months of anxious preparation, the first Cryptosleeep casket is opened...
Every ancient simultaneously spillls out onto the ground, vomits everywhere, refuses to elaborate and leaves.
What a truly magnificent night I just had Massonically, I was at my Masonic Knights Templar meetl, Estune Command that meet in the Nailsea Temple here in the Province of Somersetshire,
Now here we are at 1.30am I had work before lodge and gone back to work after lodge.
What a magnificent evening my very dear friend EKT the EP lead our team of KT officers so well, each and every man did his best for our dear brother Knight DP being installed, it was a sheeer pleasure nay honour to be amongst great men and KT Freemasons.
I am writing this post from a fresh cut 20 acre field.
The ceremony was first class, I even got my bits right well sort of, the festive board was magnificent, the food Divine, the atmosphere was electric, the speeches and toasts inspirational and educational, well apart from mine I looked like a rabbit in the headlights.
My dear friend and now bro Knight DP had a wonderful night and said this was the he best masonic order he has seen or joined, well of course he was right, I am now looking forward to seeing my dear friend EKT EP Marcus in action over at St Keyna at the Keynsham Preceptory that also meet in the Province of Somersetshire.
What a magnificent night I had, sleep well one and all, for some of us are still labouring hard 💪😎🙏🤺🇬🇧🏴🤠 www.somersetfreemasons.org #theolehedgecreeper #freemasonry #somersetfreemasonry #knighttemplar #kt #estunecommand