#sherlock: FISHIES!!!

[taylorluvsstars]

Bobby not having a bike despite Violet saying he rode w her to see the solitary cyclist...........

[creakysocks]

Detective Dryeye Kelly and his assistant, Sallymon P. Glucks!

[popfishjr]

I'm being serious, like, first it's Merlin, then it's Doctor Who, then it's Hannibal, and now it's Supernatural.

WHAT YEAR IS IT?

[fishyfiskkk]

I'm watching that Sherlock Holmes show rn, and it seems really fun!!!!

[rexscanonwife]

I'm watching more Star Trek with Ruby and godddd my crush's autistic swagger has CAPTIVATED me 🥺💖💖💖

[weirdfishy]

aloha nō! ʻO Fishy koʻu inoa!

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Danny Phantom x DC

The Sandman

The Witcher

BBC Media

Anime

Heartstopper

Criminal Minds

Marvel (spiderverse be in here yessir)

[piastree]

Take a Chance with Me | OP81

oscar piastri x reader (fc: huh yunjin)

— Part 1

Next Part

Summary : Y/n's mistakenly takes someone's drink at a party. Despite the initial embarrassment, they engage in light chit-chat and discover a sense of familiarity. Oscar introduces himself, and they exchange greetings, marking the beginning of a new chapter in their story.

Notes: hiii! this is my first writing, if there are any grammatical errors or some other mistakes i wanna apologize in advance. I hope you like it and have fun while reading this<3 lemme know if you like it thankyouuuu

Y/n chuckled when she remembered how embrassed it was when she took the wrong glass and sipped it like nothing was wrong. But she could feel the confused look from someone beside her. "I'm thinking you might have grabbed mine by mistake." She glanced to her side, wondering if the words she had just heard were indeed meant for her.

"Huh?" She finally turned to fully face that man. He chuckled at her puzzled expression, but eventually, with a raised eyebrow, he pointed to the glass she was holding. "Oh my goodness! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to take your drink." Her eyes widened in shock, and her heart raced as embarrassment flooded over her. He held back his laughter. "No worries. I can take another one," as he said, he cracked a grin like a friendly cat. His eyes squinted playfully, giving off a vibe that was both laid-back and amused. "Let me grab you another one." "No need for that, I-" Ignoring him, she sauntered away to fetch a new drink, intending to replace the one she had mistakenly taken from him earlier. It didn't take long for y/n to return. Once she returned, they engaged in light chit-chat, chatting about who invited them to the party. It wasn't until later that she realized the guy she'd been talking to looked kind of familiar. "So, which friend brought you here tonight?" she asked. "Oh, just through some mates, racing circles and all. What about you?" "Just here with a friend. By the way, you seem oddly familiar. Have we met before?" "I get that a lot. Maybe you've seen me on the street or something."

She just laughed, shrugged it off, and took another sip of her drink. At the same time, he shot her a cheeky smile, sneaking a few glances while she checked out the scene around her. After a bit, he decided to break the ice, "I'm Oscar, by the way."

"I'm y/n. Nice to meet you, Oscar."

With a cheerful smile, they exchanged a warm handshake. It marked the beginning of a new chapter in their story.

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user CUTEE OUTFIT Y/N!!

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user oscar indirectly said that y/n was his lucky charm!!

"Can't you stay for one more night?" Oscar asked. He walks over to y/n who is arranging her luggage a little hurriedly.

Y/n smiled before saying, "work can't wait. But I promise I'll come another day."

"Okay, i'll counting the days until you return."

She laughs, then stands up and pulls Oscar into her arms. "You're doing a good job. Keep going!"

"I'll miss you." He hugs her tighter, as if he's not willing to let her go.

"Me too."

They fall into a moment of silence, soaking in each other's warmth before having to go back to being apart for a period of time they don't know how long.

She never expect the party that night to lead her into a complicated situation, where she has to love someone who is out of her reach. Remembering how stupid she was that night for not recognizing Oscar right away when his face looked so familiar, and how Oscar didn't say anything until she finally realized.

"Oh! I have something for you."

She opens her bag and takes something out. A bracelet with a four-leaf clover. "I don't have the skill to draw, and I wouldn't risk making your helmet look ugly."

Oscar takes the bracelet and immediately puts it on. "I can't agree more. But it's more than enough," he replies mischievously while laughing. He is so happy to see the bracelet now neatly wrapped around his wrist. "Thank you."

"Your lucky charm when I'm not around."

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oscarpiastri thanks for mistakenly grabbing my drink. Grateful for every twist of fate that brought you into my life🍻❤️

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[omelettejunkie]

✮ MUTUALS LIST ✮

find some awesome amazing people here:

@kawaiibarty - my beautiful boyfriend. super duper awesomesauce!! he posts super good marauders playlists (⁠♡⁠ω⁠♡⁠ ⁠)⁠ ⁠~⁠♪

@jamespotterbbg my boat!! she makes amazing MOODBOARDS and fanfiction. omg what a legend, guys.

@garden-of-runar that silly little deer :0 queen of poetry and screaming like a lunatic when anything remotely interesting happens. she once got stuck in a chair for an hour </3

@seekmemystar PRACTICALLY MY SISTER ❤️ The most wonderful woman around. She's a scary Barbie ATM tho??

@definitionoffuckup my twinkle star 😚 Al is the definition of depressed & coked up teen but I adore him, he's like a baby brother

@gasolinehornet WTF IT'S THAT SUPER COOL ARTIST???? 10/10 on bird knowledge. little baby 🫵🏻

@circebutbetter #1 green apple hater, super weird and super dope 😎

@calypso10191 Calpol!! get your medication here >⁠.⁠< HAS A TURTLE, extra cool jazzy points for that one

@cheekyboybeth spooky sick vibes. should donate their cat to me 🎀

@themortalityofundyingstars WAH ITS AN OTTER BOY 👀 interesting specimen, said I can harvest their organs hehehe

@starmanbutitsregulusblack crowan (black cat), the otter's platonic husband and tall nerd. I think they stole ALL the height

@prongsfish freaky fishy. that's it. mwah /p

@asters-tempo suspicious bread that is always lurking!! I swear they see every post. stupid notifs lol

@sotiredimbored KUKO🤗 Extremely friendly and sweet. are they a fish or turtle?

@enbysiriusblack scar ✨ needs some sparkles, yk? leader of the anti-mold league, dopey lover for their gf, cool gay 😌

@siriuslywhimsy ody (James adopted him)

@scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde THEM THEM THEM THEM THEM THEM, THAT PERSON (LOVE YOU LOL)

@im-on-crack-send-help riyana💕. she hates her glasses :/ how rude

@mrtoadthetoad MY NUMBER ONE HATER!! it's gildy :0!! stalks me?? hello

@my-beloved-fandoms EV 🤩 HMMMM??

@inara-tries-to-survive Ara is Itar's Raquelle apparently?? The theme is serving

@stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling anna, always reblogging everything like the ruler of reblogs

@kip-davis lorax lover with a frog (Winnie)

@thestrawberryapologist MY WONDERFUL LITTLE WINGWOMAN, MARICLARICLARABELLE!! THE BEST THE BEST!! FAVOURITE GOSSIPER

@aesthetic-writer18 rainey nox. obsessed with BBC Sherlock and their bf

@justaboymadeofhoneyandglass Rainey nox's bf, jamboree. But when I use Andy it's funny because that makes us Ethan and Andy lmfao

@icarus-last-fall Skye (I miss their Theodore anons, that was a fun era)

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@funz1es clown person?? I think they are a fun clown tho, not a killer clown...I mean...unless....

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[starglitterz]

serendipity. (vii)

─── chapter 7 ! ~ my bff thinks she’s sherlock holmes (…what?)

summary; when you, a waitress at the local coffee shop, are paired up with the new recruit scaramouche, you’re pretty sure both of you are going to get fired within a week. he’s just quit being a social media influencer and after being forced to work here to make ends meet, he’s ready to let everyone there know how much he hates it. the worst part? you can’t shake the feeling that you know him from somewhere. but as he slowly warms up to you, scaramouche realises that having a fresh start isn’t that bad after all, and perhaps the two of you meeting like this was pure serendipity.

a/n; hiii it's me again ! i'm so back >:) hope you missed serendipity bc i definitely did hehehe,,, also for further context on some details mentioned in this chapter, you should totally read cynosure 👀 (shameless self-promo LOL) anyways i hope u enjoy this chapter !!

warning(s); a lot of swearing, scuffed pics 😔

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please reblog w comments ! it helps a lot :)

private messages #1 !

phone call !

incoming call from kokomi at 1.30 p.m.

kokomi: hi, y/n! it's your lunch break now, right?

y/n: yep! i'm surprised you remember.

kokomi: hey! i just visited you the other day, my memory isn't that bad!!

y/n: yeah, yeah, whatever you say. anyways, what did you want to tell me? it sounded important.

kokomi: well… you know how we met childe and signora the other day, right?

y/n: yeah, i could barely believe they knew scara. i mean, this is the same guy who complains about the stray cats making a mess outside the cafe but still leaves leftovers for them. i wouldn't have expected him to have such famous friends.

kokomi: me too. and i actually wanted to talk to you about that.

y/n: why, what is it?

kokomi: i was curious about how scaramouche knew them, so i asked gorou to do a little digging.

y/n: what? kokomi, why would you do that?

kokomi: this guy shows up out of nowhere and ayaka hires him, and it turns out he has friends in such high places? it's suspicious!

y/n: what the fuck, kokomi? what's gotten into you? this is my colleague we're talking about. he's literally just some random guy ayaka hired, why do his friends matter? it's not like they're bad people!

kokomi: they might not be, but he is.

y/n: and what's that supposed to mean?

kokomi: check the link i just sent you.

y/n: fuck off, kokomi. i'm not dealing with this today. what's wrong with you?

kokomi: y/n, please just click it. i really think you need to see this.

you click on the link kokomi sent you - it's a youtube video titled 'the rise & fall of scaramouche'. you watch it in silence with kokomi still on the phone.

kokomi: you see? he was a drama youtuber and he got clout off of ruining other people's lives - he even got fired from genshin impact! when genshin threatened a lawsuit, he agreed to settle privately by deleting all his accounts. genshin must have paid to scrub all the traces of him they could from the internet too. i knew there was something fishy about him!

y/n: honestly, fuck you, kokomi.

kokomi: what?! why me?!

y/n: because who cares what his past was like? yeah, maybe he used to be a shitty person, and yeah he's still a pain in my ass, but he's changing. scara hasn't done anything bad since he started working here, i don't know why you're so against him.

kokomi: i just don't want you to get hurt, y/n. we all know you're still looking for that mystery guy from when you were younger, and this is the first time you've liked someone without mentioning that. i'm worried he's taking advantage of you.

y/n: get a grip, kokomi. i'm a grown adult, and you're not my mother. i can make my own choices and deal with the consequences.

kokomi: well forgive me for being worried about my FRIEND.

y/n: just… leave me alone. goodbye, kokomi.

call cut from y/n's end at 2.17 p.m.

private messages #2 !

twitter !

i'm curious, what do u guys think abt what kokomi did? are you on her side or y/n's side? i've personally experienced a lot of friends getting defensive whenever you point out anything wrong with their rs/bf so i guess this is partially inspired by that LOL

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[lxvenderjewel]

this is my campaign to be put on the payroll of whoever pays sherlock and co

i have gotten every last one of these people to listen to that goddamn podcast. don't believe me?

@patoslover @falling-raine @weirdly-specific-but-ok @starkstiless @sounds-void-fishy @goodomensduh @littlegaybean1 @alventure @magicclemons @anadyomena @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito testify for me NEOW

[quotidian-oblivion]

My fair ladies and Gentlefriends

(@igotthisaccountunderduress may be asleep at this time)

@cygnusdoesthings and I decided that we must adopt our ghostly mentor Sherlock Holmes' words and go through the process of elimination.

(Also talked about in my fic my school mafia boss 🤭)

Anyways. We have come to the conclusion that there is more than one anon.

My theory is this:

Aussie Anon

@gracefulchristiangirl was the Dr. Seuss book anon, the original fishy anon

@brb-on-a-quest was a red herring anon that made Iggy and Cyg accuse each other

@mayamohini was the Advice Anon

Fishy Anon #2 (also the Jury Anon)

Binary Anon

Fishy Anon #3 who is infiltrating to throw off other anons (who we believe is also birb)

Cygnus has also figured out who a couple of the anons are and we have a list of suspects as well.

[raina-at]

Clues

“And where are you off to?” John asks, looking up from his textbook. He’s sitting in the kitchen, studying for his anatomy exam and eating chips.

Sherlock passes by the table and takes a chip from the paper plate John is holding out in an unspoken invitation. “Molly needs help with organic chemistry.”

John smiles at him fondly. “That’s awfully nice of you, sacrificing your Friday night to help her.”

Sherlock rolls his eyes. “She’s going to be Anderson’s TA next semester, meaning she’ll have access to the lab after hours. It’s a simple exchange.”

“Yes, yes, you keep telling yourself that, much easier to pretend you couldn’t just break into the lab like you’ve done all of last year, instead of admitting that Molly’s your friend and that’s why you’re helping her.”

Sherlock helps himself to another chip. “Shut up,” he says, then pops the chip into his mouth, making John laugh. 

The sound shivers down Sherlock’s spine like a warm caress, making him feel warm all over. He’s long since stopped asking himself why making John laugh is the best feeling in the world, he’s just accepted that it is. 

“Fine, go share your big genius brain with the girl who isn’t your friend at all, of course,” John answers. He gets up and nudges Sherlock with his shoulder as he passes to the sofa. “Text me if you’re going to spend the night, okay?”

“Yes, mother,” Sherlock says with mock annoyance. 

John flips Sherlock off absently, already engrossed in his textbook again. “Finish off the chips, will you,” he says absently.

Sherlock shrugs into his coat and grabs the chips from the table to have on his way. “Don’t wait up,” he says in lieu of goodbye and closes the door behind him.

*-*

“So, if you look at the molecular structure of- Molly, are you listening to a word I’m saying?”

Molly looks up from her textbook and blushes scarlet. “I’m so sorry, Sherlock, I’m just-”

“Just what? Ungrateful? Inattentive? Wasting my time?” Sherlock ticks the points off his fingers. “Uninterested in passing this course? Willing to throw your future away?”

Molly drops her head, her forehead meeting her textbook with a painful-sounding thud. “Oh my god, this is so embarrassing…”

Sherlock sighs. “Let me guess. This is about a boy.”

“Yes,” Molly all but wails. “I’m being so stupid! But I can’t stop thinking about him. He’s so handsome” She lifts her head a bit, looking at Sherlock with a pleading expression. “You know Greg? From the rugby team?”

Sherlock nods, his anger abating somewhat. Greg apparently has a debilitating effect on girls. He’s noticed it on several occasions where John dragged him to social gatherings. The effect is entirely lost on Sherlock himself, though he acknowledges that Greg is good looking. Maybe it’s because Greg is so unquestioningly straight, but then again, so is John, and John’s mere presence both enhances Sherlock’s intellect and has the ability to derail it completely. So he sympathises with Molly. To an extent.

“What would it take for you to be able to actually concentrate on what we’re doing?” he asks, checking his watch. It’s only nine, maybe they can save some of this study session.

“If I knew for sure that he’s not interested, I could put it out of my mind. I know he likes me, but I’m not sure if we’re just mates, or if he wants to take it further.” She pulls out what looks like a battered women’s magazine. “There’s a list of clues here. Whether someone likes you. Maybe we could….” she trails off, giving Sherlock a hopeful smile.

Sherlock sighs. “Let’s have it then.”

“Okay, clue one: He’s looking for excuses to touch you.”

“Sounds a bit fishy,” Sherlock says, waggling his hand in a ‘not sure about that’ gesture, thinking of how John constantly bumps against him, puts a hand on his shoulder, or his arm. “Friends touch quite often as well.”

“He did touch my arm this afternoon,” Molly says, musing aloud. “I’m going to mark it down as a yes.”

Sherlock decides he needs a control group. He’ll compare the clues on the list to things normal friends — like he and John — do all the time.

“Go on.”

“Clue two: Shares food. Greg gave me half of his muffin last week.”

John sharing his chips without even a second thought. “Meaningless. Next.”

“Compliments you. Greg told me I’m really smart the other day, does that count?”

John calls him brilliant and amazing all the time. “No. Friends like each other, that’s not an indicator for romantic attraction.”

“One or two of these are normal among friends, it says here. If you get seven or eight out of ten, he’s interested in more,” Molly muses, but continues reading the clues out when Sherlock makes a ‘get on with it’ gesture. “Four: Shows concern for your wellbeing.”

Text me when you stay over. Finish my chips. Do you want some tea? “Friends do that. Next.”

“Five: Goes fishing for information about your romantic life. Greg did ask me if I have plans for the weekend, do you think he might- Sherlock, are you listening to me?”

Do you have a girlfriend? 

Not really my area.

Do you have a boyfriend, then?

Their first conversation over dinner the evening John moved in, after Mike introduced them as potential flatmates. 

“Read the next clue.”

Molly looks down at the paper. “Shows interest in your hobbies.”

John leaning over him and looking at crime scene pictures, John listening to him go on about the chemistry of tobacco ash and the infinite varieties of London soil, John’s enthusiasm for his violin…

Sherlock swallows. “Next.”

“Initiates contact, makes plans.”

He takes out his phone and looks at his last ten text alerts. They’re all from John.

“Next.”

“Wants to meet your family.”

Well, nobody wants to meet Mycroft, but John usually offers him tea when he comes over, and John’s shown a certain amount of — morbid — curiosity about their parents. 

“Next.”

“Blows off people and plans to spend time with you.”

“And the last one?” Sherlock asks, unsure if what he feels is hope or dread. 

“Lots of eye contact.”

“Molly,” Sherlock croaks, unsteadily. “I have to go.”

*-*

The way home takes thirty minutes and that’s time enough for Sherlock to do some serious thinking on the subject of John Watson, and what Sherlock wants from him.

Facts: John is intelligent, smart, funny, good company, he smells good, his eyes are extraordinary, he’s the only person Sherlock could envision living with and his laugh makes Sherlock shiver.

He comes to the following conclusions:  a) He’s in love with John, and has been since they met. b) He’s a massive idiot. 

*-*

Sherlock bursts into John’s bedroom without knocking. “Do you like me?”

John, who was fast asleep face down on his textbook, sits up, blinking against the light. “What?”

“You know how much I hate repeating myself,” Sherlock says, running a hand through his hair, gesturing in agitation. “Do you like me?” he asks, gesturing between the two of them.

John blinks, obviously still half asleep. “Um…”

“Answer the question!” Sherlock snaps, irritated.

“I’m not even sure I know what the question is,” John says, frowning at Sherlock, confused. “You storm in here in the middle of the night and yell incoherent nonsense at me, and you’re irritated at me?”

“We got ten out of ten, John! Ten out of ten!” Sherlock yells, dimly aware that this doesn’t exactly help John with anything, but too agitated to care. “You touch me all the time, you care about me, you let me rant at you, you feed me, you’re polite to my brother, you haven’t been on a date for months,” Sherlock enumerates the points, checking them off with his fingers. “I forget the rest, but you see the point, don’t you?”

“I’m not sure I do,” John says, rubbing a tired hand over his forehead. “You asked if I like you. Of course I do, we’re friends.”

“Yes, obviously, but do you like me? Like me, like me? Have sexual and/or romantic interest in me? The clues say you do, and the clues never lie!”

John looks distinctly uncomfortable, and he’s even blushing a bit, which Sherlock rates as a very good sign. “Um…” he rubs the back of his neck, a classic nervous tell, then he looks up at Sherlock, and there’s that eye contact the article was talking about. “Would that be a problem?”

Sherlock releases a breath he wasn’t aware he was holding. “Of course not, you absolute idiot. Why do you think I endure your dreadfully slow typing, your inability to pick up your dirty socks from the bathroom floor and your horrid taste in music? I’m obviously completely besotted with you and have been for a while now. Granted, I only realised right now but-”

He doesn’t get any further because John pulls him down to the bed, rolls on top of him and starts kissing him like there’s nothing better to do in the whole entire world, a sentiment Sherlock is in complete agreement with.

“I think we’re done talking for now,” John says with a wicked grin as he pulls back a bit to look at Sherlock.

Sherlock quite agrees and pulls John down for another round of snogging.

He makes a mental note to thank Molly in the morning. Then he dismisses everything that’s not John from his mind. It’s surprisingly easy. 

Have a bit of fluffy Unilock with awkward boys today. This got long, that's why I cut it.

Thanks for the prompt and the tag, @calaisreno

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[chriscalledmesweetie]

The Murder of Sir Emory J. Amat by ChrisCalledMeSweetie

A Sherlock Holmes mystery, as recounted by Dr. John H. Watson.

Can you follow the clues to deduce whodunnit?

Chapter 13: The Goose Quill

“What about this interest of yours in my patients?” I asked. 

Holmes’ bewitching eyes twinkled. 

“Only one of them, doctor. Only one of them.” 

“The last?” I hazarded. 

“I find Mrs. Hudson a fascinating woman,” he said evasively.

“Do you agree with my sister and Mrs. Amat that there is something fishy about her?” I asked. 

“They say that, do they?” 

“Didn’t my sister convey as much to you yesterday afternoon?” 

“Perhaps. And why do you suppose they think so?” 

“For no reason whatever,” I declared. 

“Women,” generalized Holmes, “may observe a thousand little details, without knowing that they are doing so. Their subconscious minds add these little things together—and they call the result intuition. I don’t need to rely on intuition. I am conscious of all that I observe, and I make my deductions based upon the evidence.” 

He swelled his chest out importantly, looking so ridiculous that I found it difficult not to burst out laughing. Then he took a small sip of his hot chocolate, and carefully dabbed his lips.

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[popfishjr]

This year's Pride Month woke up all the fandoms, and it was basically time travel

[bewitched-bullet]

So

I gotta address this.

Straight from the press, hot off the line.

I quote:

After such a long partnership, you would expect a decent split at the least. Instead, he [Sherlock] painted me as the villain (harasser, abuser, backstabber) for leaving him and not giving him access to my blog and files.

Firstly, consult-sherlock has remained silent about this situation (on blog) since they asked you and your other account to leave them alone. And BEFORE THAT, was the whole fishy situation with the new sherlock that ended in an "apology dinner" in rp.

Secondly, those are my words that have described you. Through examples of your own actions and words, BTW, and I pointed those traits out.

I did.

Publically.

Don't you dare try to give my words away to someone else. I own everything I do. The good, bad, the kooky, and the ugly.

Also, kinda hard to post a statement together when you posted your own and "cut contact" March 4th.

Another question: how can someone ghost you if you were the one to cut contact? How can someone ghost you if you cut contact and then THEY request that you stop tagging and messaging them??

I am curious about the blog thing, though

[no-side-us]

Letters From Watson Liveblog - Apr. 5

The Yellow Face, Part 2 of 2

I'm going to talk about this story having already read the ending. With that being said, I really like how confident Sherlock is, because usually this sort of explanation from him is right! But this time the explanation is very, very incorrect, and I think that's the best way to play a "Sherlock is wrong" story.

I can see why he would think the death certificate was faked. After all, the original supposedly burned in a fire in Atlanta and she had to get a duplicate to show her new husband. To Holmes, it likely sounded a bit too fishy.

Even Watson doesn't really buy Holmes' theory about the blackmailing leper husband or whatever, but it's good that Holmes is willing to reconsider based on new information. Although that is par for the course for him.

"Any truth is better than indefinite doubt" huh? I think there's a certain Miss Mary Sutherland who would be very willing to question your commitment to that saying, Holmes.

Look, the truth is good and all that, but I do think it's a bit out of character just how much Holmes and Watson are going along with this. No patient waiting or more serious investigation. Just heading straight in, and nobody can stop them.

What a twist! And Holmes was so incredibly wrong!

Also, man, I was really taken aback by that description. Not the fact it was a little girl who's black, I remembered that, but the words used to describe her.

On one hand, an interracial marriage back then probably could have gotten you killed, and I can see how, living in such a harsh and unfortunate reality, a mother would want her child to have lighter skin just so life would hopefully be a modicum easier for them. Still, reading that line now really does make you cringe.

Stop calling her that! What the hell, you know it's a little girl now.

An incredibly sweet ending, that I could have easily imagined going a lot worse. Grant Munro, or "Jack" as his wife calls him for some reason, is ultimately a good guy in my books. He's neither racist nor unwilling to raise another man's child, two pretty different barometers for a good person that he definitely passed.

I don't think the Norbury thing ever comes back again, but I'm hoping I just forgot and Watson does indeed say it to Holmes as a sweet callback moment.

The Yellow Face. A nice story in the end, all things considered.

Hell yeah, it's Mycroft time.

Part 1 - Part 2