#shitmoth

[baenyth]

Like @lostuntothisworld, I made a Miraculous season 6 bingo chart! I hope I get at least one bingo! Also I'm not watching until episode 1 comes out. I like order.

[lightnersdream-archive]

shitmoth

[edward-elbowlick]

Normal shitmoth looks bad in anime lol

[nixii-sabre]

oh no

FUCKETY FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNTY ASS SHITMOTHER

[telekinetic-electronica]

Just wanna say, I fucking hate MLB the tv series. The only likeable thing I like of MLB is the movie, and nothing more. The series has poor writing and is so gross. Has a lot of racism, pitting women against each other/sexism just for some white boy, the staff being really fucking weird of the MIDDLE school characters, and enabling Chat Noir's creepy ass behavior, enabling Marinette being a PG Yandere along with her friends, and making Gabe into some fucking hero even though he emotionally and PHYSICALLY abused his son, wiped everyone's memory of being Shitmoth and is hailed as some sort of hero.

The movie fixed all of MLB's problems within an hour, while the series took 8 years, 5 seasons to finish it's first arc. A big fat L to Astruc.

[jackthebard]

hey azure i mean this with the utmost respect, but WHAT THE ACTUAL SHITMOTHERING FUCK

hello hi it is me roy enthusiast back at it again on my feh bullshit

[towngh-st]

I was on Haight street and I was talking to a person called Clay and it helped yeah he gave me some touch and told me it was okay I can't remember exactly what he said.

[t4tadrienette]

One thing this episode showed is that they can't be together unless there's a reveal

[lightningfilledsaber]

Bought myself some tea and two plushies for my bf! One for Valentine's and one for our anniversary! Both are in February and I'm Hella excited

[noblechaton]

never wanted to fist fight someone as bad as I wanna fist fight Gabriel Shitmoth

[baenyth]

Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews: The London Special

Okay, I wasn't expecting this to drop so soon! Let's go! Maker-breaker! This is post-season 5 finale! I'm practicing all my negative reactions just in case!

Oh. That's Lila. Or "Lila."

Surreal-looking intro sequence. Cool!

Triangular prism chess

Old Lady Alix

Get noclipped

Exposition

Wait, she's into them kissing now? Or is she just done with their bullshit?

Gabriel making the wish is supposed to happen? That causes the apocalypse! That's probably why reality ended!

So the Miraculous big bang undid the nightmare phenomenon? Noted.

So the wish didn't cause the apocalypse? Goddamnit show, be consistent with the lore!

Kagami yes!

Kagami no!

Wait, is Marinette impacted by the wish? Is that why she won't tell Adrien? Is she mind-controlled?

Actually, looking at her, Bug Noire does look more like she's a puppet,

She won't come clean.

"No. I'll just use a key card instead."

Yes! Tell him!

I think she's being forced by the wish. Phew.

Honestly, this might be as bad as telling the truth to him. Probably worse, since he can tell something's up.

Yes! Kill! Wait no! She's covering Shitmoth's tracks!

Oh god. She's telling everyone this.

Also where is Felix in all of this? Where's that genocidal bastard?

Shitmoth won.

Well, at least the Kwamis are safe.

Lying to Alya

No, no you didn't.

So you can adjust the wish to cause the apocalypse? Why didn't they just say that?

Construction Marinette

Meta humor

Jaundicebug. Couldn't Ladybug just keep on the bright vest?

Not really, considering that apparently Miraculous canon exists in the same world as Ghost Force. Dummy.

Noclip

Just summon your lucky charm already, dummy. You already know their powers.

Maaybe get her for that if she's doing it of her own volition?

And what would those bigger problems be? That the plot is harder to comprehend?

Wait, is this just recycled scenes from the season finale?

So no one's dead and cloned. Phew.

No, Gabriel was never Adrien's father.

Alternatively, you could've just not detransformed, confiscated the rest of his rings, and arrested his ass.

One of the few London references

So akumatizing yourself gets rid of your memories? Or do people always forget when akumatized?

And yet they still got hit by the nightmare gas when Tomoe somehow didn't. What the fuck.

And you can't tell everyone else either. Like, why are you doing this? You could just not do this. Unleash the truth. Unleash justice.

Thinking with portals

Just open the portal a bit larger.

He'll have the Gorilla.

Nathalie's cooking here.

No it won't.

And the other half is a lie.

You think no one will ever know? Someone will know. Someone will find out, and they'll tell Adrien at his lowest. And that'll be a thousand times worse than just telling him the truth upfront.

Braid tail

Getting some Freddy Five Nights vibes here

Teleporter battle!

Stuck in the void

Wait, I'm pretty sure Alix was back during that happy days illusion pool sequence thing. Was that fake?

Admittedly, "both have their ups and downs" was one of the better answers to that.

New animation style

Well that didn't have much to do with London aside from the time travel crap being an allusion to Doctor Who and the Sherlock reference. Is it because British people suck? Either way, this was less of a special and more of stuff that should've been added to the season 5 finale. Their explanation of lying wasn't too bad, though. They explained that Marinette did this of her own will and had her stick to it, ultimately. I'm just glad they explained that no, everyone didn't die. I hope the side heroes get to kick Felix's ass for what he did in the new season. Bitch has it coming. And yeah, Lilamoth's going to spill the beans to Adrien one way or another.

[fuckingdeadbutroyal]

Jasonette July- Soulmate AU- Part 2

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4 - Part 5 - Part 6 -

“How long has this been going on?”, Damians voice was flat. An outsider would maybe even perceive it as bored, but his brothers heard him. Damian Wayne was horrified. “Five and a half days now, to be precise. We have heard of the earthquake but we didn’t know about the metas. That’s why we’re here, save the citizens and catch the-” “How did we not know of any metas in Paris? Why are we only coming to help them now? Look at this place!”, Nightwing interrupted his father, in Jasons opinion rightfully so. Paris was not what he remembered from the posters and booklets he had seen. The city could have lost WW2 and even then it would probably look better than it currently did. “That’s international matters, we’re not even meant to be here but it got out of control so I asked Red Robin to investigate. Now stop complaining and start working.”, Bruce scolded his adoptives and, leaving no room for further interruption, began giving out orders. Dick, Jason, Stephanie and Damian were on citizen-saving duty, while Tim stayed at the manor and guided them per earpiece. Bruce, Cass, Duke and Barbara were on metawatch™, meant to collect more information on the cause of destruction, aswell as the heroes Tim had mentioned in his report. One final tech-check later the formerly crowded rooftop was deserted and Paris had a new crew of support in form of bat-themed vigilantes.

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Jason felt...sad. Deeply, desperatly heartbroken. He remembers feeling that way when he first discovered his fathers lack of avenging the death of his second son. But now? Of course, the sight he was currently enduring was horrific. He was sorry it had to come to this, frustrated his hands just weren’t enough to help every Parisian in pain. But that desperation? His inhumane tiredness? The way his whole body just felt numb, as if he were in so much pain his senses just wouldn’t- no couldn’t keep up? He knew it was out of place, his brothers were okay after all. Even Dick, the most emotional one out of his siblings, was much more focused than Jason. He knew it had to do with his soulmate, at least he guessed as much. The thought of them being somewhere in this city, hiding in one of those hyper-secure shelters he had seen while rummaging through the collapsed buildings and pulling out everyone he could find...it was unnerving. Though somehow he knew that that wasn’t the case. 

Upon first taking in the sight of Paris’ ruins Red Hood just knew where he was and what streets he was aiming for. He knew where the shelters were, could guide the civilians towards them and even recognized some of the buidings, even though there was nothing left but dust and dirt. Jason had a gut feeling telling him that all those things weren’t actually his knowledge. It had to be his soulmates. They knew everything he needed to know about the city, they recognized it from above. But one piece of information, which now that Timmy has properly updated them about Paris’ situation should have been absolutely unavoidable, was missing. What do those shelters look like from the inside? 

Why doesn’t his soulmate know?

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Marinette was on autopilot. It has been four days since her parents death. She hasn’t slept, hasn’t eaten and hasn’t stopped moving. Chat has already collapsed twice, which ended up with her carrying him to one of their recharging-shelters in the water and spending ungodly amounts of time trying to find food and water for him aswell as holding him in place while he slept, hoping to avoid his otherwise certain death by drowning. “What a sad end it would be”, the girl thought to herself, “all that effort, all that pain, and we could just loose it all to a petty accident. Not that there is much left to save...”

She wasn’t going to admit it out loud, but Ladybug, the hero and saviour of Paris, did no longer care about winning. She didn’t think of saving those people who were praying in her name, praying to her. She didn’t believe in god and oh Kwami did she not believe in herself. What she did believe in, though, was revenge. She wanted to kill that dusty bitch, even if it was the last thing she would do. Ladybug didn’t care about the victim. She knew for herself that if she were the one who did this to her beloved City of Love, she could no longer live with herself. She wanted to kill the akuma and even though a voice deep inside her was telling her otherwise, trying to stop her and arguing that this was not what her parents would have wanted, Marinette did not care. She was going to free the petite akuma and then tear it apart with her very own teeth. And guess who’s next? “That’s right, I’m coming for your ass, Shitmoth.”

Her voice woke the boy next to her. She hasn’t even realised how her train of thought has surfaced into the real world until Plagg, who was sleeping on the blondes stomach, started grumbling in despleasure about how his pillow shouldn’t be moving. Adrien sat up, not meeting Ladybugs eyes as he took the cheese she was handing him and giving it to the suddenly awake and alert Kwami who, as always, swallowed it whole. It was kind of nice, reassuring, watching him do something Adrien has formerly perceived as highly annoying. Back then, before “The End of the World”, as he now called it, has fallen from the sky. Or rather dug it’s way out from six feet under, since the main cause of destruction were the earthquakes. Destruction. Thinking of it made Adriens gag-reflexes act up. He hated this akuma. Not only for the obvious reasons. No, Adrien hated how useless he himself felt because of it. Why should he cataclysm something while he’s trying to stop Dirtface from doing so? It was highly contraproductive and Chat could not stand it. It was like watching the person you hate most, fan-girl about something you love. Kind of ruins the experience. Adrien didn’t know if he could use his power the way he did before, ever again. The only upside to it was, that he didn’t have to recharge as often and was therefore capable of protecting his partner whenever she had to hide. 

As long as he didn’t fucking collapse from exhaustion, of course.

“I fainted again, didn’t I?”, he asked, shame crawling into his every pore. He was hoping to avoid that. The first time already came at the price of his identity, though luckily Ladybug has been quick enough to hide him before anyone else could catch a glimpse. Adrien wasn’t aware of it, but once Mari managed to securely position him on one of the upside-down-boats benches, she fell into a hysterical fit of laughter. She cried, she felt as if she were about to choke, as if she were about to finally explode into all those shattered pieces her heart now consisted of. Her laughter, though, showed none of these emotions. An outsider would be afraid to come near her, her parents would not be able to recognize her, she herself would have been disturbed by that sight. If the Joker were there to see it, he would have had to give his crown to her, for her laugh was scarier than any Jokers could ever be. 

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Marinette just nodded and waited for Chat to suit back up. She didn’t think of his collapses as embarassing. Instead, Ladybug was highly impressed by his skill and endurance. She knew he didn’t have the luxury of someone taking the hit for her, sleeping and eating instead of her. For so long Mari has been trying to convice herself that she realy was, just like Adrien, just like Chat, alone. She wanted to believe that her soulmate was dead, wanted to live and not give a damn about that extra source of pain, which is the only thing she has ever thought of, when it came to feeling any kind of relationship towards her bonded. How could she love what brings her torture? How could she want to love the pain? Now though, with death being all around her, no-one she could turn to and time playing against her...Marinette was relying on them. She would not be able to surive this without her soulmate sleeping instead of her, would have probably fallen to the hands of malnutrition, if it weren’t for them feeding her through that inexplicable bond between their souls. 

Adrien did not have that. He was born without a soulmate, which wasn’t anything unusual. After all, more than half of the worlds population were either born without a soulmate or simply existed during a different century than their significant others. 

Just like Nino, just like Chloe, just like Nathaniel, Kagami and Luka: Adrien isn’t going to stay by Ladybugs side forever. She knew that now. That was okay, though. Because now she was certain of one thing. Her soulmate was alive and, according to her intensifying tiredness as well as that energizing tingling keeping her body up and working, they were on their way to save her.

That carries a tiny problem though.

She had to avoid getting help. She wouldn’t let it happen again.

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HI! First of: Thank you so much for the amazing feedback, I am so fucking grateful you have no idea (or you do? idk. THANK YOU ILY)

This story has gotten much longer than I had planned but tbh I love it. There’s a part 3 and probably a part 4 coming, Though I’ll post it tomorrow ‘cause I gotta write it and like, live life a bit.

Critique and any kind of feedback is very welcome!

I will most probably continue Jasonette July, this is so much more fun than I expected. So see you tomorrow \o/

Thanks for reading^^

P.S.: There's finally some proper Jasonette on the horizon☄

[itsmagnetsbabey]

WHO’S SICK, WHO’S NEXT

@themerrymutants , x

cael spends most of his time in central park, which is resolutely not where erik lehnsherr spends any of his free time, but he's got pietro and wanda with him and he's agreed to meet with the patriarch of the maximoff family to discuss delineating lines, whatever the fuck that means- and he's got adoption classes and his kids want ice cream because they're six and a half months and pietro's so ridiculously, incomprehensibly smart that of course he can say dada icecream! and it's adorable and it's exhausting. he is exhausted. erik lehnsherr has met his match and it has come in the form of twin infants and he can barely see straight when he trips over cael's outstretched legs. "ohshitmother--!!!" he yelps loudly, eyes widening like he's wile e. coyote inches away from the anvil; rolling so he can catch his shoulder instead of putting out his hand like a normal person-the thick black PT brace cradling his fingers probably explains that a bit too late. today sucks, today sucks, this afternoon sucked, this evening is going to suck, no impact, no g-dforsaken idea and he really is al ha-panim, is all he can think hysterically, preparing for the inevitable crack of his flesh against pavement-

[gentil-minou]

NO BUT OZZO I THINK THIS IS IT

I think she sees this, and immediately denies it.

Because it can't be real....it can't...

Because it means.....she can never be with Adrien.

In Chat Blanc she falsly learned she could never be with Chat...now it's Adrien's turn.

And the rest of the season is her realizing that it was never the two of them, it was Shitmoth.

Ok wait take back what I said bc how great would it be if THIS scene:

Isnt actually brought up until the END of the episode, and it’s not necessarily ladybug figuring out his identity but more so her falling in love with him like she did with Adrien and then the episode ends there and it’s not reversed 🤡

[towngh-st]

I'm staying with Shaun right now because triggers are insane. I still flinch when he's touching me and when I'm away from him I need to meditate constantly. I'm pulling through. We talk about the spiritual memories we both share, I lay down without touching him and he tells me how in love with me he is. I feel terrible because it's a constant reminder of my failure of giving Ruben this spiritual respect. I feel nervous because there are so many men around me who don't have the same boundaries or level of discussion. Am I like this? And Shaun reminds me that I am not, not originally.

[t4tadrienette]

Okay one more time for the people, the lovesquare is not reversing, Adrien did not stop loving Ladybug and Marinette did not stop loving Adrien, they just realised they also like the other parts of their selves.

Chat Noir did not knowingly rejected Ladybug, he was just oblivious to the fact she was confessing her romantic feelings for him, also him pursuing Marinette is just him realising that he can't be with Ladybug with all these problems they have as superheroes and he's fine with just being partners, he's also respecting her wishes of just being that, that doesn't mean he still doesn't love her, he made a mature choice and also pursuing Marinette will have less problems than trying to pursuing Ladybug (or so he thinks, the irony).

Marinette is still very much in love with Adrien and we notice by how she still stumbles and acts awkward around him, which they're also heightened by the fact she's afraid of growing closer to him, because she's afraid of still committing mistakes because of her love for him and so she tries so hard to stay away from him, but then she also realises that she's now in love with Chat Noir too and honestly her trying to confess to him is a sign of growth from her, she's trying to open up to him more, because she doesn't want to commit the same mistake she did last season, but also I don't think in the moment of the confession she realised how big that was until she breaks down in front of the billboard, I'm very sure she's very scared of also having feelings for Chat Noir because of well you know.

This is a whole mess, the square is crumbling down, they romantically love all the parts of themselves, but there's still one wall to break down, because at the moment they can't be together, because of shitmoth