i've been dreaming of us
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TG: happy birthday
TG: shit man its crazy were all getting older
TG: do you think wed spoil like milk or age like fine wine
TG: im placing my bets on the latter
(@shittilydrawndave)
[Mmm, I think we’ll age like particularly magically delicious milk.]
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TG: damn what partys rockin up here and did someone spike the punch yet
(@shittilydrawndave)
TA: oh anoth,er dv heyyyy
TA: yeah lmaoo. v2 got the punch iit iin the fiir2t few miinute2 ehehehe. iit ta2te2 awful hone2ttlyy but iit work2.
TA: iimean ii gue22 techniically iit2 a halloween party but iit2 more liike a bee fuckiin;g 2tuupiid party whiich doe2nt mean anythiing 2iince everyone here2 2tupiid all the tiime anyway
TA: but hiiii. ehehehe~ you dre22ed up?
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TG: hey whats up dirk
(@shittilydrawndave)
Oh damn. Hey Dave. Haven't seen you about in a while, how you doing, dude?
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AG: I got assigned you for some "secret santa" John's 8oyfriend set up so uh
AG: here? Happy human 12th perigee I guess
*@shittilydrawndave has gained a new camera*
Merry Vrismas
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TG: hey hypothetically what if i was offended by all the posts you make
(@shittilydrawndave)
H1.
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TG: hypothetically, what would you do if i gave you a bee
@shittilydrawndave
GT: Well, Mr. Strider, i suppose id have a bee?
GT: i dont really collect insects or anything like that.
GT: bit of a curious query, although i suppose you are dirks brother.
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sup clown
(@shittilydrawndave)
TC: NoW aS mUcH aS tHaT mOtHeRfUcKiNg SwEeT oUtFiT iS, iNdEeD, mOtHeRfUcKiNg SwEeT....
TC: sOmEtHiNg'S.. oFf AbOuT yOu, BrOtHeR... hM.
TC: MaN, wHaTeVeR's GoT mY tHiNkPaN aLl SpInNiNg OuT iN tHe WrOnG mOtHeRfUcKiNg DiReCtIoNs, NoThInG tHaT cAn'T bE sOlVeD wItH sLaMmInG sOmE wIcKeD eLiXiR.
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TG: is tomato sauce a soup or a soup salad
TG: or whatever they called it
TG: looking for some educated opinions here
TG: for reasons
TG: (also to clear shit up im not your dave im the cooler dave)
(@shittilydrawndave)
CG: ITS.. A SAUSE? IT SAYS IT IN THE NAME? WHY WOULD IT BE????.. UGH. OKAY IF I HAVE TO CHOSE EITHER MAYBE A SOUP? I GUESS? SORRY IF THAT'S NOT THE ANSWER YOU WANT.
CG:(THERE IS NO COOLER A DAVE CAN GET, YOURE JUST ANOTHER DAVE.)
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A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 28th of December, is a day of remarkably little importance. And though a name was bestowed upon him several years ago, it is only today that he will face the marvel of a new apartment.
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TG: holy shit
TG: hahaha god how many daves are there now??
TG: fuckin
TG: whole goddamn point was there couldnt be two real daves but heyyy there you are!! goddamn!
TG: whats your secret man. got fuckinnn... legs and everything look at those things
TG: goddamn
@shitty-davesprite-daily
TG: uh
TG: damn i ran out of words to say this is a pretty fuckin weird situation
TG: how many daves can a davechuck chuck if a davechuck can chuck daves or something
TG: though those are some sick ass feathers
TG: hows it feel havin that
TG: wispy shit
TG: do you even feel anything in your lower body regions
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==> Dave: Celebrate your birthday?
Nah. You're too cool for that.
Your name is Dave Strider, and today, December 3rd, is your birthday.
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TG: do you think my glasses can do the anime shit
TG: that would be sick as hell
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// ooc but what are your ships for dave?
thanks for asking! for that, i have exactly one response:
i'm usually not one for ships but davekat has my heart. always and forever.
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dave of guy
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> Dave: Check out your blankets.
You see absolutely nothing wrong with them.
You know for a fact a certain troll would taken offense, however. Not that he'll ever visit your room.
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