You really wake up everyday and think "mmmmmm I wonder what fine delicacy mine birthgiver hath concocted today, I beseech oh great spirit, may this morning feast be plentiful"
And then it looks like this
NO
you may have
Beans on toast
Sunday breakfast with 2 sausages (preferably of the Richmond brand), a sliver of bacon, a hash brown or two, tomato juice, toast, a fried or boiled egg, beans if you're partial to them
Or weetabix <3
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God works in mysterious ways (cultivates a williams controversy so crazy and stupid the day before alex’s birthday in order to bless my dash with alex deep cuts in celebration. Like the domino meme daniel ricciardo telling the aussies to change the apex at t6 -> me experiencing toro rosso alex with a pastry (?) for the first time)
I BELIEVE IT IS SOME FORM OF CHEESE TWIST OR PRETZEL. IMAGE TAKEN FROM ONE OF THE TORO ROSSO LIDL SPONSORSHIP PHOTOSHOOTS OF DAYS GONE BY. PICTURE TEN.
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No it's actually so fucking ROUGH not living round the corner from a Lidl any more. I'm grieving
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forget these mfs are from the same country as me i was like wdym andrew has surf spot recommendations for the south west of england i live there. what do you mean he lived TWO HOURS AWAY FROM ME
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morning after a major mental breakdown is always wild I feel so calm and at peace with the world.... I should do this more often
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i can't stand rich people...... i casually mentioned to my host family that i'm gonna do my food shopping at lidl (only) 1km away instead of the ultra expensive shop that's just downstairs and they were like. oh? :0 huh :D in that tone of people who have never looked at the price of things they buy, much less stepped inside a lidl
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