#shortie squad

[postingwasteland]

Ah yes, a new character to add to my ✨short king✨ category-

If you know any other ✨short kings✨ feel free tag em

[tobyisave]

Shorty Squad sleepover!

Backgrounds are Lisa Frank illustrations :P

[izzybluebell]

king of the shorties 👑

[max911128]

Shotry forever 🌟

[balloonboyismyson]

Aren't you tired of being NICE? Don't you just wanna go APESHIT?

[jelixpo]

I always crack up at this scene mainly due to Amethyst's expression and Peridot bumping her fists together when talking about Garnet.

I've always loved the show's dry humour so if it were to be renewed, I'd love to get the chance to laugh more.

[lucidskulls]

Shorty Squad 2.0

[lemonmoonlavender]

hook foot HAS to be the most plot-useless character i have ever seen.

the only significant thing he does in season 1 is help them break rapunzel out of the tower, which could have literally been done with just a hook

his presence in season 2 only serves to crowd a caravan that is DEFINITELY too small for 5 people (i dont even want to talk about shorty hes the worst), and be continuously pessimistic and be "comedic relief" which is truly just annoying, and his centric episodes are SO BORING. his episode with serafina only lengthens the issue where they stay in one place too long, his episode with hook hand is weird because why would you actively make a beloved character from the original franchise unlikeable? and then thats it. he disappears. hes not even in the most important season of the show.

WHY DID THEY MAKE HIM

[hajihiko]

Fuyuhiko: it's my job to protect people on the fringes of society, the criminals, the ones that might not have anywhere else (more legal) to go... Fuyuhiko: and also Fujisaki. I just like that one.

[kakusu-shipping]

Teruteru's tag gets significantly shorter once you block all the RP Blogs and the Incorrect quotes and the submission blog who's only Teruteru posts are how much anons hate him and people who draw Teruteru "redesigns" where the only change is he's thin

[cleromancy]

at at least one point before the reboot tne official heights of steph cass and tim were all 5'5 and they were also all within 5 lbs of each other and i just think thats so fun. entirely feasible to me (when you squidge the timelines a lil, which you have to do on account of thats how comics book continuity works) that the three of them would be edging up millimeters past each other and crow about being in the lead for the moment

[broken-slime-boi]

AYYYE THE SHORTY SQUAD KIDS (I know one of them technically middle age but shhh)

Including:

@delicatechildwitch Old Soul Tello

@trixanimations Universal Mayhem Foxy

and my own TMNT Greyscale Venus

[fordpinesmpreg]

The shorty squad >>>

[dawns-beauty]

Dagi Nanak + Dagi J'zargo + Dagi LDB

Three short kings/queen taking over skyrim

POV: You're a bandit who just made a rug joke

[max911128]

[jolliestlolli]

Chihiro: We have everything we need for the cruise!

Teruteru: Boys listen, maybe we don't have everything we need...

Ryoma: What, what are we missing?

Teruteru: Well, we are going away for a romantic weekend to the Bahamas with Hajime and Nekomaru and Gonta. In this day and age it might be a good idea to bring along some... protection.

Chihiro: What kind of protection?

Ryoma: Two armed Pinkerton guards. No, Teru's talking about -- uh... (points to a distant shelf)

Chihiro: A Nestle's Crunch?

Ryoma: One over.

Chihiro: Enema bag??

Ryoma: To the right.

Chihiro: DenTu Grip!?

Ryoma: CONDOMS! CONDOMS, CHIHIRO! CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!