#shoulder pun

[ivarenee]

(via "Butterfly on Shoulder to Lean On " Tote Bag for Sale by IvaRenee)

[rainboopz]

rainbaaaaaa 🐑🌈

[groenendaelfic]

One day Simon will start uni*, only to realize that he's surrounded by people who think HE is the posh, privileged kid with no clue how the real world works, and that day will be hilariously glorious.

* or be conscripted—super unlikely, but a fic writer can dream

[aropride]

i think my dad and i are the worst people to be in a groupchat with during an emergency

[the-punforgiven]

Honestly, my biggest hope for Shadow of the Erdtree is that Fromsoft gives us a hat that just like

doesn't cover or fuck with the player character's hair under the hat

Like this shit? Rogier's hat? Alberich's hat? The Black Hand Hat from Dark Souls 3?

Pisses me off. these are no good. (I mean they're plenty good, I do actually like them quite a bit, don't get me wrong) I don't want some hood under the hat, I don't want a blindfold, or a wig under the hat, or whatever, I want just the hat.

That's all I care about

If the DLC can manage that, then I'll be fucking golden

[scrollingfan]

Galaxy Agate AKA RTGame. Surprisingly, he works very well as a gem.

+Bonus creepy versions I made due to a coloring error lol

[copperbadge]

Hi Sam,

Thank you for your kind comment when I mentioned my shoulder fracture, I'm treating myself to rereading all the Shivadh stories.

I know, though, that likr me you love a pun (good or bad). I'm sure you'll understand my pain when I say I broke my proximal humerus NOBODY has even ventured a "'that's not funny'.

I'm so glad the stories have been a help! As for your fractured bone, well

Humerus in the eye of the beholder, I suppose.

[disemboweled-fish-pastry]

☆ And Now it's My Turn to Get Excited About ☆

💫☆ LITTLE LAD☆💫

[unohanadaydreams]

Sure, they’re just figures placed next to each other.

But to me they are inseparable. Suspended in the anticipation for the battle to come, the culmination of centuries of their lives going no where. You could say they’ve been cast into hell.

I just keep looking at them and giggling tbh

[skoulsons]

The same hand that beat the QZ soldiers face in is going to hold her face so unbelievably gently when he finds her during winter

im gonna throw up

[therealslimstrider]

💝

Not as much of a dick as you could have been!

[chaos-le-mieux]

Arctictale: Undyne and Mad Mew Mew

Undyne and Mad Mew Mew. Undyne; Captain of the Royal Guard, Leader of the K-9 Unit and RG 01-04. She mostly patrols through Waterfall, watching over the small residency there and making sure no one has fallen in the icy cold waters. She not hunting humans in this AU, though she's willing to fight anyone who wants to offer her a challenge. Her suit allows her to swim through the icy cold water with ease, and also technically allows her to swim through boiling waters if that issue were to ever arise. Mad Mew Mew is also here, How I introduced her before Blooky, I'm not sure... Oops. Well, she's here as well. Mostly provides Hype for the residence of Waterfall. Whether that be promoting her cousins Mettaton and Napstablook. Promoting the shops run by Gerson, or the concerts for Shyren. Or supporting Undyne who she has a habbit of fawning over, she's there to let the underground know that Waterfall should not be forgotten. That being said, she kinda avoids the Tem Shop as the Temmies weird her out. And ever since Mettaton moved to HotLand, she doesn't feel the need to help him out as much. Arctictale World: Waterfall. Glacial waters run down the side of the crater, creating rivers and lakes separating Snowdin and The Ruins from Hotland and New Home. Cottage style homes make up the residence there. Generally speaking, it's a quieter and more tranquil area, for those looking to enjoy more time to themselves. Just need to stay vigilant, don't wat to slip and fall into any bodies of water. To date, there have been 7 recorded incidents of people falling into the waters, and of the seven only one has survived. Enjoy~ Undertale © Toby Fox Arctictale © Me

[thetattlercrime]

ive trapped myself in a bit, everytime i see will graham or something that reminds me of will graham i get the urge to tag Dawg. its inescapable

[mxgyver]

made some progress today in regards to getting a breast reduction and you know what? baby steps y'all

[the-punforgiven]

Yknow I never got why so many articles I see on like, eccentric or insanely weird, outlandish, impractical, and/or ornate armour always gotta compare it to Dark Souls

Like yeah, Dark Souls has like, the Catarina Armor and Havel's set, I guess the Armor of Thorns though it's wackiness it toned down somewhat, but I dunno, tbh I always found Dark Souls's Armor designs seemed like, remarkably sensible compared to most other fantasy media I've consumed

[prim-moth]

I need my body to be crushed by a machine