#shoutout to the person who wrote that

[forecast0ctopus]

admiral kirk anthrocon adventure

[garlicboyart]

happy very belated 10 year birthday mr lodger !!!

[possiblyawesometmblr]

What would Arisanna call Momboo as a pet name?

i've seen people use "petal" and i absolutely love that one that's cute as all hell

[chiropteracupola]

presenting my conclusions at the annual yuri finance review. Gentlewomen, This Quarter's Totals Aren't Looking Good. How Can We Revitalize The Market's Enthusiam for Wild Sexual Adventures (Lesbian Style). This Company Is In Peril. no sirs that is not Sexual peril. just regular peril.

[momonica05]

Jack Jack - my tav for the "jack of all trades" achievement!

My urge to info dump about an oc won so now please, meet my son: Jack Jack (I don't know how to make a good blog post on tumblr, so I apologize if the images are a little too big)

JJ wasn't born a tiefling. He actually came from a family of humans, but he has no recollection of it outside of his father and grandparents, whom he hates with all his heart

At the age of 6, his father disobeyed his patron (for a good reason, but he doesn't know that, hehe). But instead of punishing his father directly, JJ was the target. He was turned into a Mephistopheles tiefling that day, and his family was horrified. He remembers the look of pure hatred and fear from his grandparents, shouting at him, saying he was now a devil. He doesn't remember his father's face, but he remembers his fingers, pointing at the door, and his husky voice "get out"

Since then, he had to live at the city of Baldur's Gate all by himself. He had some friends, partners, and even a mentor (which the dream visitor had taken form of)... but he never got back what he lost that day: love and identity

He spent a good portion of his life, mainly his adolescence, trying to "fit in". He even cut his horns off, which he regretted later down the road as he's now more confident in who he is. Beeing cursed by a devil at the age of 6, as one might imagine, was no easy feat. And aside from gaining an appearance that everyone deemed as "hellspawn", he also gained powers. Powers in which he can not control very well, but powers nonetheless (sorcerer wild magic)

After a whole life of stealing, performing, trying out magic and needing to run because uh oh you accidentally sumoned a troll in a bar! He... well, his life continued shit, but he never gave up. He had some not so trustworthy friends, but hey, as long as they're not a devil or a warlock, he's a very social guy!

Before he was captured by the mindflayers, he was actually planning on traveling around! He wanted to get all his skills worked on. Maybe study a bit more of his magic, as a wizard.... maybe becoming a bard with his musical talent... hell, maybe he'd finally accept his calling for the rogue life! The opportunities were endless!

That is until, of course, he got a tadpole in his mind... but eh, he was planning on traveling one day anyways, so why not use this as an excuse? (definitely not frightened at all haha what do you mean?)

So far, he's really enjoying his adventure! Here's what he thinks about each companion:

Lae'zel: heh, she wants to kill me! (nervously sweating and trying to do what she says because he's terrified, but also really likes her interrogation methods!)

Shadowheart: she's hiding something. She ain't fooling me...

Astarion: he's also hiding something, never EVER trust the snobs from the upper city.... unless, of course, you want their money/sleep with them. (thinks Astarion is a less hot version of him, with how similar they act. Except JJ actually has a soft spot for children and little rascals, so he'll always help them. He's more chaotic good)

Gale: i really liked him and wanted him to teach me how to do magic safely, but never mind! He just ate my magic spear, which doesn't seem very safe...

Wyll: he makes me angry with how he challenges my morals, okay? you shouldn't be nice! You're a warlock! (has a mental breakdown watching Wyll get transformed like he did and wonders if his father was a good man like Wyll all along)

Karlach: I was deadset on killing her... turns out she's not a devil! just a person like me! i really like her (wants to kill Zariel and enter rage like Karlach one day)

BONUS:

He knew damn well what he was getting into but opened the door anyways and said he was gonna write a smut about it (he's batshit insane)

Anyways... I guess that's it. That's all I have for now, I haven't progressed much into the game... sorry if his information is a little scattered around, I don't have it organized and probably didn't mention somethings (he chose his name, for example)

[bitegore]

[bumblingbabooshka]

Bea please never apologise for "over" tagging posts, ALL your tags are impeccable and fill me with carnal desire /p

Seriously, whenever I see you make a post I immediately click the show more tags button and if they extend past the screen my excitement goes thru the roof

YOU'RE ALL SO KIND.....THANK YOU.... Fun Fact: Semi-frequently I have to go back through my tags and edit them bc I reach the limit of how many tags you're able to add to a post v_v it's like a walk of shame

[malhare-archive]

I love graffiti, even the low effort scribbles and tagging. I'm just so sick of soulless corporate bullshit, I'd way rather see the word "FUCK" written by an actual human hand than the "beautiful" garbage AI churns out or an advertisement

[junglemax]

“jacks been mocking kenny in matches lately” have you considered that maybe he just wants to fuck kenny

[gayofthefae]

I'm extremely sensitive to vocal tone (not only when harsh) would anyone be willing to transcribe Noah's apology for me? I wanna know what he said but I don't wanna watch it because of that.

here is the transcription(thank you<3)

[flamingostalker]

you guys have to realize that there are several things so wrong with fili like. he’s just some guy but also the horrors. yes he’s wildly funny and mischievous. yes he would kill and die for you with like an alarming lack of hesitation. yes he needs the smell and taste of blood to cum. all of this is true

[straylaughs]

just grinded through an entire (GROUP) assignment essentially by myself and submitted it ten minutes before it was due somehow

[meggettes]

my mom died a year ago

[sergeantsporks]

I love it when people draw smiley faces in condensation but then they start to drip and run and they look like a promotional shot for a horror movie

[skittlesquadsquabble]

IDK IF I ASKED BUT LISTEN DID A CERTAIN COLOURFUL BUNCH OF STICKFIGURES GET NOMINATED ENOUGH TO MAYBE GET IN??? PLS???? THEYRE SO SILLY?????

YEP! They got 15 nominations!!