#shut up girla

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

*dreamy sighs intensifies over 9000 times* 💜

[fanartlover1234]

PRANK

Y/n plots a prank against Hook her boyfriend and Morgie her brother.

Made by a request in my dm

Can u do one where the reader pulls a rank on both morgie and hook for annoying her since hook is her bf and morgie is her brother with the help of her bff Uliana?

For the past week Y/n hfas grited her teeth annoyed and was sure she had screamed her boyfriends and her brothers name more times then she can count.

Today was the crossing of the thick red line pf her patience.

She was walking out of the dorma when a bucket of ice cold water rained over her.

She was drenched, her makeup ruined and her curls ruined as she stood there kicking the bucket away from her.

The girl looked around to see her boyfriend and brother look amused as they laughed.

He glared daggera at them when Uliana came up to her blocking her view of the boys.

"They've been at it for days, you su-"

"I want to make them suffer"

And so the planing began.

For three says she ignored the boys completely makinh sure they felt guilty untill the next hang out at the blue lagoon.

She sat at one of the rocks chating with Uliana and Malificent when both boys walked in with flowers in hand.

"We're sorry we terorized you, Y/n" both said in union almost making the girl laughed.

She got up and slowly malw her way to the boys and took the flowers from them before she turned around winking at the girls who smirked.

"Yeah im sorry too" she said looking at the flowers.

"For what?" Hook asked as he looked at his girlfriend.

"For this"

And before the boys react different fluids coated their body.

Chocolate for monday.

Chesse for thusday.

Milk for wednesday.

Slime for thursday.

Ink for friday.

Eggs for saturday.

And ice cold water for sunday

Even though he was covered in mix or different things that were hard to wash out Hook brushed the things from his face and looked as his girlfriends laughed with her best friends almost falling over.

"Thats for annoying me all week" the girl said now calm.

Hook and Morgie glanced at eachother before opening their arms and the girla smirk droped as she ran away with Uliana.

Hook caught Y/ns waist few meters from dorm room building and hugged her thight as she squeled before he kissed her.

Now both in her dorm they cleaned up and now changed.

James placed his Hook on the counter as leaned on the sink as he watched Y/n damp a towels to clean any spots missing.

She over to him and he placed both hands on her hips while she cleaned some ink on his collar bone.

"Y'know i was sure you hated me when you ignored me" he said looking at her as she now scrubed some ink from his hand.

"Who know maybe i do" she said.

"Well then i love it when you hate me" he said pressing a kiss on her shoulder.

"Shut up" she said walking out of the bathroom as Hook leaned on the doorframe.

"Make me" he said drawing her full attention on her.

"You're such a loser" she sat sitting on her bed.

"And you are my love"

[hazbinhappy]

hii!! I was wondering if you could match me up with someone!! My name is Jamila(its arabic) and im a lesbian she/her hobbies: i sing(soprano),play piano,draw,figure skate,sew,bake, and crochet. Personality: im a very social person!! Im usually nice but i can be somewhat bratty sometimes(as in if we dont do what i wanna i kinda shut down),i can be bitchy sometimes but thats usually when im overstimulated or about to have a meltdown(im autistic), im also really hyper!! My love language is physical touch(im a very clingy person usually. I do have kinda bad communication skills bc of how i was raised so i usually start crying when im mad or sad abt something. I apologize alot sometimes. Im mentally ill(idk if i should mention that😭) abt me!!: I have a cool scar on my hand(it covers the side w the thumb on it) from a 2nd degree burn. I have a few more scars all over! My favorite colors are pink and red. Im mexican!!! I LOVE musicals(especially mean girla and heathers). My favorite actor is Avantika,winona ryder or renee rapp. My style is mcbling(fav color combo for outfits is black and pink) i love shoping. My parents own a restaurant so im usually hanging around there and bake things! I live in Miami(basically live at the beach tbh) i LOVE juicy coutore i own lots of vintage juicy and vintage Victoria secret pink things! Im a cat person! Im a picky eater(😭) and i have insomnia (its horrible.) IM TERRIFIED of bugs and i LOVE flowers i hope this was enough info abt me..😖. My demon has pink hair (like verosika),pale white skin(basically fur shes a bunny),she has bruise marks and cut marks in pink on her fur (kinda like birth marks for hell?) because when she died she was beaten to death. She has bunny ears that are usually flopped down and a bunny tail:3 she wears a red leather mini skirt w a red tank top that has lace on it. She wears juicy coutore jewlery and has red thigh highs w black boots(therye platform)

i hope that was enough info!!! Have a good day thank you:))

Your Matchup is....

Velvette!

I think this one was obvious, but still :D

I think that initially she’d own your soul as a fashion designer, but over time you guys forget that she owns your soul

She likes that you have multiple hobbies because in the beginning that means you would’ve been a content farm for her, but as she started to care for you saw that you have a limit she made a schedule that worked for her and you so that you were comfortable

She doesn’t mind the physical touch even if it’s not really her love language, but don’t touch when she’s mad or busy! She is sensitive to that kind of thing so just ask first and you’re in the clear!

Her love language is quality time so spend time with her as she talks shit and she’ll be all smiles

Velvette is like the 2nd bitch out of the V’s so don’t worry about that (though you seem sweet so it balances out a bit)

You’d be surprised that the V’s have pretty decent communication skills (look at the media empire they run in all of Hell) so if yours is bad she’d either ask for clarification so just try to figure it out on her own (not in a bad way, but more so in a time efficiency way)

Crying when mad or sad is just a stress reliever! I don’t think she’d make fun of people for crying, but she usually doesn’t care unless it is you crying because she’s with you not the those other people

Why shop when she can poof it up or have someone make it? Jk she’d also love to shop with you and show off her designs in stores too, but if it’s like trinket shopping she wouldn’t mind as well

She wouldn’t mind having a cat… just keep it out of her studio.

Velvette is probably a picky eater too so don’t worry y’all are there together

Velvette has a shit sleep schedule due to managing their social media and apps and designing so she’s happy to have another person be up with her

Sadly nice flowers aren’t in hell, but hey she can make flowers out of fabric!

“Velv…? You up?” You open your eyes to see Velvette laying on her back, her own eyes closed.

“Yeah, Sweetie… Can’t sleep?” She lets out a deep breath before turning to you.

“No… Wanna cuddle?”

“Yeah, I’ll hold you for a bit.”

 She pulls you closer and you guys curl around each other.

“You’re tense. Wanna talk about your day?”

“Fuck yes. Tell me why this bitch Vox wants to be all modern and shit, doesn’t understand the fact that not everything can have a 1950s filter or theme to it? Have you seen his posters in the lobby? Horrendous! I’m so close to burning them.”

A/N: twinnn where have you been jk jk but i’m cuban and i grew up/visit florida a lot i miss it so much :( i also crochet :)

[baka-monarch]

[najatheangel]

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Awhnnn thanks so much Camellia right back at ya hehe. Since I’ve already done this some time ago, I’ll do one for you.🥺✨

1) Your Work. It’s just so good sis even your imagines really set the tone. That Haechan and Jeno on was one my favs girl omgahd.👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

2) Your Presence I just feel the need to talk to you almost everyday about anything and you don’t ever judge me. No wonder why I lot of people blow your ask box up lol.

3) Your Sense of Humor. Girla, like your so hilarious and your reactions to nsfw tweets are too funny, but relatable.

4) Your Positive Side. Your interactions with your anons and other blogs are so adorable. Your so welcoming and kind to everyone. Even with that one rude anon, you stood up for yourself and politely shut it down.

5) Your Boldness. Honestly my fav thing about you. Your definitely someone that speaks your mind and not caring what anyone says.

[givesyouthestrengthtobreathe]

Keep Scrolling. This is for me.

I’ve never talked about it. Ive never thought about it. Ive never tried to sit down and understand it. But every once in a while the feelings resurface and i am overcome with the overwhelming feeling of your sticky fingers grasping me so tight i cant breathe. Once again im that small girl who you broke to her knees. Hopeless. Im screaming and crying and scratching trying to pry yoyur hands off of me. I dont want to be that small girla nymore. YOu showed me that that is how women are supposed to feel, like the men in their lives are supposed to make them feel inferior, as though we dont have the right to breathe unless you tell us we can. You’re the reason i cant look men in the eyes without flinching. And you know its pretty fucked up that you said youd serve and protect and instead you beat us down until we had no voice. I have no voice. I was taught to shut the fuck up and walk out of the room, My feelings dont matter if they disagree with yours. You’re the reason if somebody even so much as raises their voice one octive i flinch and run. I cant speak to anybody in a heated way without their dominance scaring me. I cant be around angry men, or men bigger than me period. Proffessors scare me. I like quirky and short because i only feel significant when others are on the same fucking level as me, because you never were. But then men on the same level as me showed me that i couldnt trust them either. As if all men were made to beat the shit out of the women in their lives. My grandmother always got on me because i had no back bone. Is it any wonder why i didnt? Every time i stood up for something i believed in, i got choked out. Things were thrown at me. I was pushed and hit. I was dragged by my hair by you. by my shirt. You took me down a notch oh boy did yhou ever. I grew up in a house of fighting, god all the fuckiang fighting. The men in my house were always shoving and screaming and pushing and hitting. Eachother, but oh no not ever infront of grandma. Never in front of her. I reemmber the horror on her face when i told her. And the worst part? id do it again. I would let you beat me down to a pulp, rip me from the inside out all over again to save her. because she is so much more than me. She is the only fucking reason i am alive today and it was because i couldnt leave her with you. I couldnt leave her with someone who broke me down so far. What kind of a man pushes around women and chokes them into a blackout, who spits and kicks and drags around women like that. Who sets that kind of example for someone. And now here i am, many of failed realtionships and failed loves later and i can still feel l=you, choking the air out of my lungs, i cant fucking breathe. I cant breathe. And damn it i cant trust anybody. Everytime someone walks upt o me god Ive mever been able to be pushed up to a wall and kissed--to this very day--without having to calm myself down inside my head. And most of the time i STILL had to move, i had to change the sittuation. I cannot be barricated not at all, not even a little. Cant sit at  a window seat on the bus without a clear way out, cant sit on the inside of a booth. i mean fuck. To this day every single time anybody gets mad i have to excuse myself to take a breath. I cant sleep next to the wall. I cant even sleep next to the WALL. On my walk to the bathroom at night, that short walk from my room to my bathroom in my dorm i carry my key pointed out in my hand so if someone were to grab me i could stab them. And this is how i approach my whole life. ON guard. I never feel safe. I never feel safe. I never feel safe. I havent felt safe in years, in over a decade. Do you know how horrible it is to have a freakout when someone rests their hand on your jaw to bring you into a kiss--this supposed romantic moment=--could you imagine having an anxiety attack from such an event? I can. Because it happens. Every fucking time. Someone grabs me from behind? i freak. On days that my anxiety is particularly high, the only way i can fall asleep is if i am on a couch. Why? because i have t ohave my back completely pressed against the pack of it. I have to feel like im protected on all sides because my anxiety is so high in fear of something happening to me this is the only way i can get comfort. You have trapped me in this never ending cycle of fear. Complete utter fear. There are people that i cannot  begin to talk to because they slightly remind me of you. there are days i lay awake shaking. Shaking. All of those late nights i woke him up crying, you were there. YOu were lurking. God damn it. you stole my life from me. You stole me from me. I put up my best looks. I try so hard to let myself live and breathe and be happy. but how do you ever commit yourself to someone when you feel like you can never truely be safe i mean after all, my dignity was stripped from me at 10, and it was continueously stripped every time i found company in a man. But i blame myself. Thats probably the absolute worst part. I blame myself. and so did my grandma. Because one girl cant get hurt by this many people without there being some fault in her right? i mean nobody gets that bad of luck. there is something wrong with her. its her. its me. 

and this is why i dont trust anybody. because ultimatly its my fault. and i’ll be damned if idont see it coming next time.. 

i’ll be damned if i let my guard down and get my dignity stripped away again. 

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

Warning: If Cayde gives you a bedroom eyes expression... RUN!

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

Hot take: Cayde-6 likes to watch Magical Girl Anime or any Shoujo Anime when there's nothing on TV. He also watches them when he's on break from his Vanguard duties.

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

Zavala is best Dad, change my mind.

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

I FUCKING LOVE FEMALE GUARDIAN/READER X VANGUARDS (Commander Zavala, Ikora Rey, and Cayde-6) FANFICS!!

WE NEED MORE OF THEM: BOTH SFW AND NSFW!!

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

Dunno about you guys, but I hope Bungie releases that dating sim because I wanna date Ikora Rey. >w<

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

Oh man, Destiny tag is being kinky tonight I see? >:3

Looks like I'm not the only one who's wants to bang or get banged by characters they like.

(Including me, I don't mind getting [REACTED] by the Vanguards)

You're welcome.

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

What the fuck is Welcome Home and why did they made that puppet handsome!?

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

Am I the only one who has a HUGE fictional crush on the Vanguards: Zavala, Ikora, and Cayde-6 (although I had a feeling that his spirit haunts me after he died but WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING THAT HE'S COMING BACK FROM THE DEAD) on Destiny 2?

Shit, now I'm getting dirty thoughts of them doing the do with my Guardian. Nooooo! >///<

[lilyrose-terraharuka]

All I want for Christmas is to get fucked by Spamton!