#siatama

[hatchiy]

One punch man' x Hunger game

SIATAMA WHAT!?

Mumen have personal problem with him🤣🙏

I think i forgot to change Drive kight pronounce 😅

Watch dog man wtf 💀

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[bebopbells]

i think siatama needs to fight a powerful devil fruit user so he can feel something.

[the-swift-tricker]

"who would win in a fight between siatama and goku?" fucking wordgirl would win that's who

[animesllut666]

"I was joking."

| Characters: Genos x GN Reader

| Anime: One Punch Man

| Warnings: Mild cursing, implying murder /death, destroying.

| Summary: Genos doesn't understand sarcasm sometimes, and for the most part. It's funny, though theyre times he takes it a little TOO seriously. Here are three times, he thought you were serious.

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"I wish, with all my might, this homework would... Disappear." You groaned, waving your hands over the books and papers, fingers dancing and jumping at your words. The light breeze swept in, tossing your papers lighting around the room. A bang of hope and panic over took your body, "I can help you with that if you want Y/N." A slight deep monotone voice spoke behind you, jumping at the sound.

A small smile gracing your face, as your boyfriend stood in your door way. His features, (if possible) softened as he looked at you. "Master Saitama, had asked me when was the last time I saw you. I couldn't recall, so I am paying a visit." He spoke, his eyebrows raising at you, your figure walking towards him.

"Thank you, but I'm joking, I don't need my papers too disappear. But I'm happy you're here though." Wrapping your arms around his waist, the coolness from him soothing your mind.

"Alright, just let me know if you want the homework gone. I'll end it's entire existence."

"I know you would, but I'm joking sweet."

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"Genos, why is there a hole in my wall?"

"You said you wanted this wall gone, since you kept stubbing your toe on it." He said, deadpan, as he spoke with a matter fact tone. The floor covered in bits of white paint, and debris from the smashed wall, "Babe, I was joking. It was sarcasm, but I appreciate you doing that for me."

"Oh, you're welcome, Id do anything to keep your toes safe." He turned around, grabbing a broom and dust pan to sweep up the mess.

The blue apron with red and white kittens making you giggle, "At least I own this place, that being the downside.. I OWN this place," You whispered to yourself, your body jerking when you saw Saitama sitting casually on the couch.

"Oh hey, what are you doing here? Want some chips?"

"Saitama, when.. Its MY house. And yes, I want some chips." You spoke, walking over to him, his face showing shock at remembering, that you do indeed own this house. Grabbing a handful of chips from the bag, "Why didnt you stop him?"

"I actually walked in right when he had his blasters aimed at the wall, asked him what he was doing, said he was and I quote "Going to make this wall pay for harming my love." Told him, why doesn't he just kick the wall out."

"You couldn't have told him, NOT to do that though?"

"Eh, I don't think the wall should be there, needs more open space," Saitama spoke with a dead tone, looking back to the TV, a neutral expression on his face.

"He called me, my love?"

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A small frown graced your features, small wrinkles forming in your forehead. Genos stood in front of you, his hands clasped together in front of his body.

"Can you explain this?"

"It's gone, you wanted it gone."

"Genos, baby. I was joking, sure I wanted my boss gone because he IS a dick, but.. where is he?"

"I have a feeling that you will become angry," Genos said, if it wasn't for the fact he was half robot, he would sweating profusely.

A sigh leaving your mouth, you had a feeling he may have killed him. But you didn't want to believe it, or accept it. Your boss of 3 years had been a dick, yes. A misogynistic? Absolutely. Rude? Yes. Had he been accused (and it being confirmed) of sexual misconduct? ABSOLUTELY.

And that was the final straw for you, Genos had known about your boss. And maybe, you had let it slip that you wished, "He would just disappear."

And here you both were, your boss hadnt shower up for work for now, a week. Now, you were suspicious.

"I was going to kill him, but Master Saitama told me to just scare him till he shits his pants. So I did, and then he left, I'm not sure where he is now."

You stood there, your shoulders slumping. Turning around and leaving the room, "You're mad."

"Kind of, but hopefully the next boss isn't a sleazeball."

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AN: I got bored and wrote this instead. Let me know what you think.

[demon-lord]

[liontamer1992]

If there was ever a super hero that encompasses the stereotype of millennials it is Saitama.....

Prove me wrong.....

[dreadgewowmemes]

Artifact Power in a Nutshell. 

[acore-omiya]

スタッフの私的ブログです♡ゴールデンウイークはいかがお過ごしでしたか？いえ、ステイホーム週間ですね。わたくしは、数年ぶりに静かなゴールデンウイーク。写真は我が家のお庭です。いろいろお花が咲いてる、、そういえば、新緑の5月。

[kj-suicidesquad]

Only just noticed when reaching one punch man. Season one episode 4 and King was walking past as the paradisers were chanting.

Haha its the little details

[clarkarts24]

One-Punch Man character posters

[balibean]

"Your a Jedi harry" -Gandalf

[bebopbells]

i love you all for signing up your muses to fight siatama for his mental health. group therapy wins!

[zai-doodles]

just realized i never posted this siatama from october when i was in my opm feelings and catching up with the manga

it had a bg but i hated it so have only saitamaa

[future-dregs]

Hello everyone! Happy Pride!

Since I am a gay nerd, I'm going to celebrate/participate by leaving this list of my,

💫🌈 Queer Headcanons🌈💫

up until the end of the month (under the cut cause it's long and I'll probably add to it).

Have a good time with it!

Haikyu!!

Sensei- gay.

Ukai - queer. He's knows he's not straight, but he hasn't lost any sleep in trying to figure out the particulars.

Sugar - genderfluid.

Nishinoya - bi.

Kiyoko - bi.

Yachi - lesbian.

Tendou - demi.

Ujishima - pan.

Saeko - pan.

Oikawa - bi.

Iwa-chan - gay.

Hinata  - ace.

Kageyama  - gay.

Tsukki - gay.

Yamaguchi - bi. (Still playing with this one, might change.)

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Free!

Nagisa - ace.

Makoto - gay.

Kisumi - gay, polyamorous.

Seijuro - bi.

No one is straight/cis in this, okay? If I listed off every single one we would be here all week.

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SK8

JOE - bi.

Cherry - gay.

Miya - pan.

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Host Club

Haruhi - agender.

Ranka - bi. Bi gender.

Honey - aro ace.

Tamaki - bi.

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HxH

Leorio  - bi.

Kurapika  - agender. Gay.

Killua  - gay.

Gon - panromantic.

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BNHA

Izuku  - bi.

Kirishima  - gay.

Bakugou  - gay.

Kaminari  - bi.

Momo - bi.

Jirou - lesbian.

Aizawa  - demi, gay.

Hizashi  - bi.

Sero Hanta - trans.

Midnight - ace.

Nejire Hado - lesbian.

Mirio Togata - demi, pan.

Tamaki Amajiki - gay.

Toga - bi.

Hawks - pan.

Spinner - gay.

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YYH

Yusuke  - pan, polyamorous.

Kuwabara  - pan.

Kurama - gay, polyamorous.

Hiei - gay, polyamorous.

Botan - queer. I haven't decided yet, but I know it's something.

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Ranma 1/2

Ranma - aroace, genderfluid/bi gender.

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Avatar

Smellerbee - trans.

Zuko - bi.

Sokka - genderfluid, bi.

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One Punch Man

Siatama - aroace, agender.

Genos - gay.

My Love Story!!

Suna - bi, ace.

Takeo - bi.

Rinko - pan, polyamorous.

(The guys are polyamorous as well, but I think Rinko had it figured out before them.)

[s1rdrake]

Kinda a funny story for this one. The pose I have here was originally for a falling character (top view). I couldn't make it work so I slapped siatamas face on it, drew a fun little background and called it a day

[captainkyn]

A bunch of randies tried to join the monsters but the came down with a terminal case of Siatama