so i had a dream last night that frank was releasing a new solo album (that may or may not be a christmas album) and he showed me the album cover and it was the most unhinged insane thing i have ever seen that i had to spend 3 hours piecing it together in photoshop and i think all of you need to see it
he was completely serious about it and i was fighting back laughter to try not to tell him how cursed it was
copy pasting my dms w/ @jewishevelinebaker cuz i'm lazy
y’know re characters aren’t even storytelling mediums. they don’t have to be. but ppl act like they are lol
whether it’s leon’s alcoholism or chris’ inability to keep team members alive or how wesker was tooootally mischaracterized as a fascist in 5 i swear guys it isn’t really him, they’re not actually saying anything. leon’s not a glance into how being a pawn for the u.s. government can have harrowing effects on witnesses of war and forcing people to make difficult decisions that weigh heavily on their psyche, he’s just drinking alcohol in vendetta because it’s a character trait they gave him. chris’ repeated failures to keep teammates alive isn’t a commentary on how the “greater good” sacrifices the many small man with little remorse in order to keep things in line the way they see fit, the games just throw npcs at a meat grinder to emphasize the danger the protagonist is in. wesker being a nazi in 5 isn’t a way of showing the way that privileged men in power left unchecked and surrounded by yes men will do the most unethical things possible because it’s in their mind that they are correct and the only right way of thinking, it’s because the series needed wesker to be a big final boss and well umbrella is already kinda nazi affiliate so fuck it this will do
Pictures from the Pufnstuf dark ride from The World Of Sid And Marty Krofft in Atlanta, Georgia. This is what I think the order of show scenes would have been. (the last picture is from someone's private collection.)