#silly goofy loves his friends of a guy

[aquelondungeonmaster]

thinking about how for one glorious, horrible session of third life, skizzleman was basically the grim freakin reaper.

thinking about how in session 7, he got eight whole seconds into his episode before declaring that he had to kill somebody today, that today someone would die.

and he did kill somebody.  two somebodies.  two red lives.

y’know skizz is the only life series member to have ONLY gotten permakills?  everyone else has gotten at least one kill on someone other than a red life.

thing about it is, skizz was very, very bloodthirsty that episode, but despite that bloodlust, he actually arguably spared as many as he slew.  after jimmy’s death, scar was still relatively cornered in that same box, and while the rest of the red army did tell him that it was the banner or death, skizz was the one to rephrase that to “give up the banner and you get to live”, which was an opportunity that scar took to change the situation from Combat (a fight he would lose) to Negotiation (a fight he can, and did, win).  after cleo’s death, he even more explicitly spares bdubs, allows him to go because, unlike cleo, bdubs didn’t attack ren.

it’s not just the murders that make me describe him as the grim freakin reaper, it’s the long-term effects.  obviously the permakills stay permadead for the rest of third life.  but the folks he spared came second and third in duration of being alive, and the guy who won the season was the guy who ultimately killed him.  for one glorious, horrible session, skizz determined who lives and dies, not entirely to his own benefit.

and THEN.  so obviously the permakills stay permadead for the rest of the season.  and cleo’s already technically undead, so uh. bottom text. 

but then there’s jimmy.  the guy whose failed bomb defusal set both himself and skizz to red life, the guy who skizz was hanging out with during scar’s death, the first permadeath of third life and of all other life serieses since.  i could make a pretty convincing argument that jimmy is still feeling the consequences of the arrow skizz put through his him, seeing as uh, he’s still permadying first in life series to this day.  grim freakin reaper.  long-term consequences.

and this is a kind of ridiculous tangent to go off on about someone who is generally just a silly goofy guy who is unflinchingly loyal to his friends, but like, it’s also true.

it’s like. skizz caused the first two permadeaths of third life and then became the third.  we’re all just normal about that?

[luck-of-the-drawings]

"I think this is the most inhuman; and human, that I've ever felt.." MUCH CAN HAPPEN IN A YEAR. IN FIVE YEARS. A DECADE. imagine how much can happen in a century. just ONE (1). How will you grow? what phases do you find? even in 5 years, you will find patterns.

[hellolulu]

> Be an esper

> Be so powerful that some weird terrorist group keeps trying to recruit you even though you're a child

> Live alone with no parental supervision (probably because you are being targeted by the terrorist group)

> Become disillusioned to believe you are the star of the world, the main protagonist, and that everyone else should bow down to you

> Become leader of the local delinquents and win fights just for the thrill of being #1 no matter who steps up

> Get your ass handed to you by a guy who cried about handing your ass to you

> Realise gay feelings and renounce former lifestyle to become his devoted follower instead

> Help him take down the aforementioned terrorist organisation, while trying to look good in front of him the whole time because you're determined to be his rival (and lover)

> He doesn't seem to care either way, but you are his friend and he likes to confide in you, so this only fuels your passion to be noticed by him more

> You assist him in buying the ugliest t-shirt for his big reveal event because you are a fashion disaster and genuinely think he's rocking the look

> You refuse to be brainwashed because some guy called Psycho Helmet is trying to impersonate the dude you've devoted your life to

> You get brainwashed

> Get broken out of brainwashing because the guy who handed your ass to you at the start of the school year is so cool to you that literal godly powers can't stop you from being gay for him

> The ugly tshirt you helped him to buy ended up being the catalyst for him defeating the cult

> The world will never know the work you put in, but you are so devoted that it will literally never matter to you 💖 Go king go 💖

> You are Hanazawa from mob psycho 100 and this is your literal canon story

[nazzers]

"I'm a top, I'm a bottom" okay well I'm on the Internet posing as a little girl, I'm tryna lure evil into my world. I tell him that I'm curious, and I'm only 12. Mom and dad are gone for the day, I'm by myself..Buckets of throw up are next to my computer, hoping that they show up cause what I'm boutta do to em would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade, fronting to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade. The doorbell rings, I gotta get him inside. In my best little girl voice, I'm like "Hi! Come on in, I'm putting on my bikini!" And when the door shuts, that's when Iet him see me. "Hi there." I stab him in the neck first, cause it hurts, hit em where the blood squirts. carve his whole face off and make him eat it. Chain him up by his foot in the basement, bleeding.

[m1ckeyb3rry]

i’ve written over 82k words for JUST karasu alone…maybe i need to make my blog just karasu themed LMAOOO i haven’t even written half as much for any other bllk character i don’t think!!

[whattraintracks]

A BUFFY STAN?? BRO THATS SO REAL !!

(im pumpkinpie59 btw fjdkdkd)

Heck yeah, I'm a Buffy stan!! I loved "Poor Little Rich Turtle" because I loved her. Absolute crime we didn't get more of her. I am constantly haunted by the fact that I must create the content with her that I want to see. So thank you for your adorable art!!

[jesbiblesworld]

Shout out to Middleman's Love for giving me a fun silly story when all that's come out lately is emotional torture 😌💕

[hylianane]

i really dont like using my blog to vent or complain cause idk thats not what social media is about to me its just a space to be silly about the things i like. that being said. im just gonna do a mini vent in the tags abt smth that isnt even half as serious as im making it sound

[i-hear-a-sound]

tragedy that not even on the monsterfucker website is drakengard that popular

[ayyyyysexual]

every time i see your pinned post i smile and go yess... HAHAHA... like that one meme before proceeding. thank 👍

LMAOAHSJS THAT'S SO REAL

I love my pinned post bc I saw it and immediately went oh this is perfect for my blog. I don't need an intro post or a dni, just need people to know we are Freaks™️ here

Also fun fact I've considered many times seeing if I could get a version of it with my fursona to REALLY hammer in the point - but unfortunately i am NOT an artist and i am kinda broke so 😔

[unnamed-proxy]

Happily scrolling through SC tags and I see toon Catnap getting characterized as a pervert who hates his friends and is a creep to Dogday and I start frothing at the mouth and violently pulling all my hair out in insurmountable rage

[iknaenmal]

ive got so much oc lore in my brain....... you guys arent prepared for this

[transgaysex]

god remember jake marshall. from rfta

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

actually now that i think about it, i dont think ill stop writing s class heroine fic even when im done w teshes.... my brain has been rotating hesphael very loudly in the brain the past couple of weeks. i can't believe there's no hesphael content out there in the world.. mutter mutter gotta be the change you want to see in the world

[mimi-croissant]

I’m thinking and I honestly kinda love what they did with Ambrosius’ first impression. He really does seem like a kind of stereotypical stuck up jock jerk, mostly because that’s the cliche when characters are literally endorsing sports drinks. We see him and think oh, the golden boy. AND especially since he was introduced right after Ballister, the underdog.

But then the next scene we see him be GOOFY, he’s impersonating the news reporters and trying to make his friend laugh and feel better. And then you’d think oh, he’s actually not a bad guy, he’s silly!

But right after that you see the SOFTER side of him, where he completely melts and says “they’re gonna love you. Like I do” and it’s like oh. He’s so SWEET.

And we keep getting that side, when he’s helping his BOYFRIEND with his armor, where he gets super overprotective of Bal, when he winks and does his WOO and we see him from Bal’s eyes, and he looks so FOND, and when he cheers for Bal with such fierce pride and it’s just !!

It also just brings up his persona/how he acts in public vs in private with people he TRUSTS (get it haha trust)

[brunetterightsactivist]

i liked a tarot video earlier tonight on tiktok though. i'm losing.