#simping hours <3

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

din djarin is such a dilf actually

[kashiomi-art]

Fem Astarion sketchdump because.., i needed this okay...

[yourlocalfreak666]

AH YES ANOTHER DAY AT HIS PRECIOUS WORK 😔

(BILL CIPHER REFERENCE *COUGH COUGH*)

[mysicklove]

Douma going fully mind fucked like after sex and everything calms down he’s just stuck. You broke him and for a while he’s just fully submissive begging you to give him orders or fill his hole. Let him please you anything you have upper moon 2 at your services

-Douma simp

his mind turns to goo after hours of you toying with him. his nipples throb against his chest, and his cock leaks pathetically, completely spent. his mouth is covered in drool, and his eyes are heavy and lost. he is in his best state here, the state he had begged you earlier to be in. he just wants to be broken, for a short period of time. wants to think about nothing but you, and your touch.

and so he blinks up at you, a small smile pulling at his face when your hand grazes his cheek. he grabs onto it, and rubs his face against it, like a cat relishing in its owner's touch. its cute, so you can't help but coo at him words of praise.

it seems to kickstart his brain, and now he begins to speak. his voice soft, almost breahtless, "am I being good? does my master need anything from me? please let me serve you, need it so bad." he inches closer to you, clinging onto you, and seeming to wrap his entire body around you.

[12am-motivation]

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

[zootopiathingz]

He’s my cutie patootie😭❤️

[p4nishers]

no cause. crowley's ACTUAL response to why he wouldn't take az to hell was "well i didn't think you'd like it there" ??? bitch could u be more loud and annoying abt how much u wanna take the angel on a date? like??? fuck u mean "dont think you'd LIKE it there"?????????? are u saying u'd take him anywhere else if u thought he'd like it?? like i KNOW what he means but why did he feel the need to say it like that? bildad the shuhite gay af fr

[torchiiko]

i Love spamton x readers where spamtons in like. an unconventional form, like hes a virus in your computer or he gets isekaid into your world as a living doll

That being said: in the "spamton lives in your computer" stories, reader downloads him accidentally or out of pity but What If they were a youtuber who talked about computer worms and viruses and downloaded him On Purpose in a virtual machine to showcase him

they narrate everything he does while screen recording like "oh see, its trying to access my microphone now. this is why you have to be careful about what programs you run, im using a vm so it should be contained and cant get into my actual files" and spamtons like "wtf. wtf"

little desktop spamton contained in the virtual machine while reader makes videos on him bc they and their audience think hes neat. they compliment his complexity and how much hes seemingly able to do, not knowing hes a whole little guy in there and not just a random computer virus

[lesbianambulon]

Ultra Magnus could literally be scolding me or reading me the entire Autobot code and I'd still be there like

[peonypyxels]

‘i think there’s something in my eye’

[arcsin27]

Putting this in its own post

The actual let’s play series is nowhere near caught up to this recording we did last night (keep forgetting to edit lol) but this was so funny and intense and genuine I had to clip it lmfao

I’m the high pitched one that’s straight up screaming btw

[thetopichot]

Get yourself a bestie that simps for Faust while you simp for Auron, then go on a full-on simping war with each other on whose boyfriend is better. (Mine is obviously /hj)

[ashipiko]

YOUR GUY POPPED OFF SO HARD IN HIS NEW SSR IT'S INSANE

IM NOT OKAY IM SOOOO NOT OKAY IG My god

THE POSE AND GE FACIALS???? THE OUTFIT???????? ACEY HELLO……. WHAT,???? DOING THIS AFTER STITCH IS SO FOULLLLLL THEYRE SPOILIBG ME W TORSOOOOOO

I need to STIP LOOKING IM STILL FROTHING AF TGE NOUTH

[mysicklove]

Are you ready for something surpising I’m straying from Douma for a moment.

Kyojuro Rengoku is the biggest brat and he doesn’t mean too. But it’s so hard to believe him

“Im sorry I didn’t mean to snap the ropes im just to strong”

“I didn’t mean to cum you’re just so good at this”

And he’s trying his best but he’s awful at self control

-Douma simp

ALL MY NSFW VIDEO LINKS FOR HIM ARE STUFF LIKE THIS BECAUSE I AGREE 100%

breaking out of the restraints accidentally and he’s apologizing profusely with tears in his eyes. panting out stuff like, “c-can’t. i’m sorry, ‘m sorry!!”. while tears are dripping down his cheeks and the guilt pulls at him. you have to reassure him because the thought of him being bad makes him feel sick.

or when you overstimulate him, he can’t help but grab your hands to get you to stop. it’s a instinctual reaction, he’s not trying to disobey you. begging you to stop touching him, but nodding with a sob when you tell him to move his hand again. happens multiple times a night and he’s always super apologetic about it.

either way he’s apologizing throughout the night in between sniffles. bc he wants to listen to badly but he just can’t and it frustrates him:(

[yea-baiyi]

on a scale of 1 to 100, rate dongfang qingcang's pathetic wet boy phase.

WHICH pathetic wet boy phase. he levels up slowly in bursts. the scene where he was literally wet? that one was a mere 45/100 because yes he was wet but he hadn’t reached his true pathetic potential. sobbing into xlh’s arms in the garden? 67/100. screaming crying incoherent wailing when xlh vanished from his arms and then passing the fuck out? a solid 95/100 because that’s pretty fucking pathetic dude.

but the last stretch of episodes???? 10000/100. so deep in denial he almost DIED. abandons his kingdom to care for her tiny plant spirit 24/7. spoon feeds her morning dew. strokes her leaves and talks as if she’s there. trailing behind changheng like a miserable wet cat. that boy is rumpled, dishevelled, no makeup on, clutching at straws, offers to be her servant, ignores pitying looks from his subjects, constantly on the verge of tears. topped out his soggy pathetic wet boy potential. chefs fucking kiss. i have never felt a stronger urge in my life to wrap a man in a towel than dongfang qingcang in episodes 32-35. might be the soggiest a fictional man has ever been. peak male character. i’m going to make a dfqc doll and squeeze him like a stress ball

i have started my collection of soggy dfqc pics, please send more my way

[faunabel]

*staring up at the sky*

is it an italy simps renaissance right now...

should i pull out all the fanfic & imagine ideas i secretly have been fostering in my mind for years?

is this what we want? are we going to rise from the ashes?