#simplydm

[theminecraftbee]

Idk if you were watching the crafting stream this morning, but apparently like, all of the hermits are sick right now. At least, most of the people Cleo talked to. Idk how virtual coworkers somehow infected each other but I believe they did

THIS KEEPS HAPPENING. the logical answer is “this has been a pretty bad respiratory illness season and everyone is getting the flu, covid, or rsv right now”. the silly answer is “if any group could manage to transmit illness to each other remotely I guess the hermits can”,

[zedif-y]

That blood on the clocktower game was made for the impulse enjoyers. We are eating so well.

IT REALLY WAS!!!! forget demon impulse crumbs, we got a damn BUFFET

[apollos-boyfriend]

cmichael was insanneeee bro like the whole radio stuff??? Just. Michael Mcchill came onto dsmp and rocked it, absolute tragedy that so much of the fandom all but discounted him. His character was awesome I miss him every day

michael mcchill served too much cunt for the dsmp fandom and i will stand by this until i die

[fruitwanderer]

xBcrafted

*nods* xBcrafted

[briseise]

I will never ever be over your art it’s so beautiful always

i feel like this rn thank u sm

[oh-snapperss]

Here’s a rock in the shape of a heart! Rocks rock! Hope your feel better soon:)

AMAZING 10/10 ROCK. if i were a penguin i would give it to my lover.

[stitchthesewords]

ZombieCleo pretty

*wise nodding* ZombieCleo pretty

[12u3ie]

You’re a very cool person; you’re very much like a calm lake in the morning. Idk you just seen super chill okay byeee

omg,,, one of the best ways to be described… brb just gonna go think for a minute /pos

[enderspawn]

I also got into listening to jrwi because of you- I’m on episode 18! When I heard chip I was like o it’s zoz’s guy I see I understand

while likely not the intent, this ask is so much funnier if you read it as “o it’s zoz’s guy (derogatory)”

[artsy-book]

I’ve been in and out of the impulse stream today but I’m floored that he’s still going. How has he not given up yet lol

i know!! i hope he gets it today. its already been 4 and a half hours T-T

i have faith he will get it today

[theminecraftbee]

So what I’m hearing is that joe, guy famously put into situations with no idea what’s going on, has been put into another, bdubs-shaped situation

the appeal of watching joe for this crossover is very much that he knows approximately less than we do about what's happening at any given moment. like we don't know what's going on, but don't worry! joe knows even less.

anyway yeah bdubs just sort of showed up and joe was like. oh i didn't... expect you? do you need... help? and seemed vaguely baffled bdubs was there the entire time,

[zedif-y]

Imagine you’re Pearl and you have to listen to two of your coworkers say they’d ride each other around the server. I would have killed them on the spot for that one

she was so strong for holding back during that one i think i would've logged out

[apollos-boyfriend]

A mcyt is gonna mention the word family or child and you will just appear in their recording room with a wild look in your eye and a printout of the sparklez extended family tree that you force them to look at before they speak /j

no no drop the slash jay. i am half tempted to post it where one of them will see it and share on-stream just so they can be publicly shamed for their crimes. and so they’ll think twice before making me add to it.

[fruitwanderer]

Sammy I had to pause the Skizz video and come running to your inbox to tell you that there is a kind of Skizz and stress interraction (they don’t actually talk to each other but it’s- well, you’ll see)

I am afraid cus we were just abt to watch it after making breakfast kfndnn

[briseise]

Was just watching a bdubs video and he said the word veil and all I could think of was your veiled bdubs ig he lives rent-free in my mind or something lmao

hhhhh it’s quite literally brainrot i think about it once and i go crazy. the shrimplications

[oh-snapperss]

For the fluff: I always imagined that at the beginning of hc s9, when both Gem and Scar were elves, they would get together in Scar’s tree for tea parties and gossip

WAIIIIIT I LOVE THISSSSS i really feel like gem and scar could be so fucking fun to write but also just... in general i would love to see them do stuff together!!

really feel like they could be such absolute menaces under the guise of "elves will be elves" or something and then it's just them shooting everyone else out of the sky while they gossip about god knows what... i love this so much thank you<333