#single sploot

[singlesploot]

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I'm linsey - a corgi mom doodlin' corgi things and what not. I like to make merchandise of my doodles in hope that it'll make you smile!

[thetoffeefox]

How The Protocol Feels About Gekkos Little Buddies Headcanons

Astra: Absolutely adores every single one of them. No reservations with any of them. She loves being able spend time with them and get to know each of their personalities. She has a soft spot for Dizzy

Breach: Surprisingly he does seem to mind them most of the time. There is this thing where if dizzy gets too excited she sploots on people. Not to mention the same thing with Thrash accidentally detaining the others due to excitement. Between all of them he tottally adores little wingman.

Brimstone: Not to say he dislikes the cute little creatures but hes awkward around them. Given the fact theyre stolen kingdom property and I fully 100% believe the man grew up with out pets he doesn't know how to act with them. Not to mention the time wingman took his laptop hostage.

Chamber: He doesn't hate them, but her certainly doesn't like them much. Between Dizzy splooting on the agents in excitement and wingman being the little clepto guy he is and stealing his teleporter he isn't exactly fond of them.

Cypher: Oh how this man finds these creatures so interesting....but also a bit of a handful. Wingman once again being a clepto and trying to help thinks taking the mans hat is acceptable. Cypher although frustrated still in some ways finds this very endearing and will always be gentle with the little bird like creature.

Fade: Doesn't openly express ot a lot but she loves all of them. Dizzy seems to have wormed her way into the nightmare womans heart due to her general calm personality.

Harbor: Lord have mercy this man is an animal man and although there is nothing else like these little guys he enjoys playing, snuggling, and entertaining them. Hes taught wingman how to surf using his artifact you cant change my mind about that.

Jett: She absolutely adores every single one of them, but prefers they stay away from the kitchen and her knives. Dont want them to get hurt. She very much enjoys Mosh.

Kay/o: He doesnt seem to dislike or like them. Finding them to be interesting he always tends to be very observing of them. For some reason Thrash seems to very much like the robot, so he often gets detained due to her excitement of seeing him.

Killjoy: She thinks theyre adorable especially when wingman IS NOT RUNNING OFF with her tech. She near had a heart attack when the little guy was running around with one of her swamp grenades.

Neon: Like Kj she finds them quite adorable. Doesn't seem to have really any reservations with them....Well except Thrash, she adores her but the affectionate creature does detain her often.

Omen: He is....Hes anxious around them. Fear is too strong of a word, but they make him ancy.

Phoenix: He thinks the little guys are cool. Nothing against Dizzy but hes hesitant around her because she might just sploot on his jacket or shoes. Wingman is as he likes to say is his little homie.

Raze: Not a single ounce of reservation is in this womans body towards these cute cuddly creatures. After seeing wingmans cleptic tendencies she keeps a sharp eye on her satchels and grenades. The woman would beat herself up if something happened to them due to her explosives. She has quite the affection for Mosh and Wingman

Reyna: Isnt going to openly show it but adores these little guys. Dizzy is her favorite and it seems she to enjoys the empress company.

Sage: Oh heavens they are cute but they do cause quite a bit of trouble at times. Being the mom figure of the protocal she often hears the complaints about Wingman taking off with something. Thrash detaining someone, or dizzy splooting on someone or something. At the end of the day though they are cute and a great addition to the team!!

Skye: She adores them and her pack has play dates with them. Thrash and dog have a good tug of war. Dizzy and her bird love going on flights. The play dates are the best days.

Sova: Wingman makes this man feel sich an unbridled joy. All of them do but the little bird like creature just makes this man melt. To the point where he indulges his nad habits of running off with things.

Viper: She isnt much of an animal person. She doesnt dis like or hate them. It's more she doesn't really like cleaning up after them or having to worry about them getting into things they shouldn't. Out of all of them she does find mosh endearing but that could be because he isnt really able to get into anything like wingman. Also, she is Moshes favorite person. He absolutely just loves and adores the cold woman. Theres times where she simply allows him to sit off to the side in her lab and he does so watching her the whole time in awe.

Yoru: He thinks theyre all cute but isnt going to admit that. He has an image and reputation to uphold. Although Dizzy has splooted on his head a time or two so he is a tad wary of her because well he really doesnt want his hair messed up.

[sketchingstars03]

Does Splatter have a beta design?

Yes, in fact, she has had multiple over the years!

Here’s the most recent one before her current design

The colours were a lot brighter and she had much straighter hair (as opposed to the wavy hair she has now)

Also the hairline was less defined 😅

Here’s another MUCH older one

good LORD the colours

but yeah

Not much different aside from her cloak having a star clip in it, her shorts being a single blue, visible pink in her ears and her hair drawn differently.

Lastly… we’ve got the ORIGINAL design

The first image Ever of Splatter (from 2016 I believe)

Now THAT’s a beta design.

Short tail, drastically different hairstyle, no star on her sweater (and eventually shawl), a heart necklace (cuz undertale), no lighter pattern of fur near her hooves, and ripped shorts.

Wow, she’s really come so far and changed so much over the years, huh?

Tbh I’m quite proud of how she looks now, but I’ll never forget these designs. They’re what got me to this point in the first place.

So yeah, here you have em, Beta Designs for the Sploot <3

Hope this satisfies your curiosity Anon ;3

[auronlu]

Do you ever have the audio equivalent of pareidolia so that your brain processes a video game sound effect as words, and you can't unhear them? (Like the infamous "I'm annoying, huh?" background alarm in the Home section of Final Fantasy X, probably Al Bhed for "Evacuate now").

 I've got one in Stardew Valley. it's random and mildly amusing, but I'll put it behind a cut in case you don't want to hear it every single time it happens.

To me, the picking-up-a-thing sploot sounds like "RuPaul."

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

I just want to bully all three elf husbands. Imagine Haurchefant, Estinien and Aymeric in the just the four of us au getting all jelly over Raymond the corgi because Agni has been distracted over them :3 . Just want to take the time and say love your recent gposes

(Oh thank you!!! <3 I always love it when you send me asks!)

"That...thing...is a menace." Estinien huffed, arms crossed over his chest.

Aymeric rolled his eyes. "Tis not a menace but certainly a nuisance."

Haurchefant nodded. "Tis also not surprising when we know how much our lady loves cute animals." Every single cute animal our darling Agi sees, she must pet and cuddle. "Though I do wish some of that attention were turned back in our direction."

The three men watched as their beloved wife had baby Esme on her lap and looked at Raymond the corgi minion with glee. Even Esme is cooing at Raymond! Dear child, pray look towards your fathers.

However, within moments, Esme caught sight of her fathers and cooed loudly, leaning towards them with her fat little arms waving about! So cute!

"Oh! Goodness, I didn't see you three there!" Agnes giggled. "Have you seen Raymond splooting? He's positively adorable!"

Estinien smiled tensely. "Aye, we've seen the bloody minion do a thousand times. Today."

Haurchefant and Aymeric gave him a look (you grumpy ass, NOT NOW) while Agnes frowned. "Oh. Yes. Well, he's being very cute and Esme is watching him so closely. It's all...very cute." Estinien, I love you dearly, but our purpose to get her attention without making her sad!

Aymeric in the most graceful way possible moved to Agnes and sat next to her, giving her a kiss on the cheek. "What our darling grump means is that you've been spending a lot of time with Raymond--"

"And we'd like some of that, ah, redirected towards us, my lady wife." Haurchefant finished, taking Esme from Agnes. Sweet baby daughter, you are so loved. However, we would like some time with your mother so a trip to see Luci or Father might be in your future.

Agnes's eyes widened, and her mouth dropped. "Oh. My. Fucking. Gods. I am so sorry! I didn't realize! Oh, I'm so sorry!" She grabbed Aymeric's face and kissed him soundly. Then she moved to Haurchefant and did the same. And one more time for our grump with the large cock! There she goes! Now he'll be less miserable. "I really do apologize, my loves."

Estinien grunted. "Hmph. Tis no trouble, my sweet." He pulled her into a hug and rubbed her back. "Been feeling...needy. All of us." Estinien murmured softly.

She melted in his arms and sighed. Her sighs are like music! So beautiful! "Then perhaps some cuddles and kisses are in order, in addition to some private time." Stepping back, she glanced at Aymeric and Haurchefant before smiling softly. "After all, the three of you are my heart along with Esme and deserve--"

"An evening to ourselves, I agree, darling." Aymeric chuckled. "I shall contact your mother and see if she would like to take Esme."

"I'll make sure her to-go bag is packed." Estinien said with a small smile, his gaze catching Esme's. Oh, he adores her. It's so lovely to see. Estinien, after everything, deserves to be happy...we all do. As Estinien walked past Agnes, he pinched her ass making her giggle.

"And you, Haurche? What will you do, my knight brave and true?"

"Why, serve you of course!" He grinned. "As I have vowed to do til my last breath."

[justcaptiannoodles]

Tfw those Bugsnax blogs you adore start following you.

[reggiesaysrawr]

Constant panic attacks 24/7 are not fun. Certain people give me anxiety just by looking at them, and I can't focus on one thing at a time. I'm a complete wreck right now but hopefully it gets better soon #catsofinstagram #sploot #cat #anxiety #single https://www.instagram.com/p/B1nHVgqAIZ3mUW6vaJHGZhCmBegP5S8cST9x1c0/?igshid=1ajqoaqc8cr6t

[horsesandhockeyplayers]

Gordon Howe Pupdate

I feel like it’s been a minute since we had one of these.

Look at this adorable longdog sploot.

The laundry basket is in his “spot” so he stole a pair of socks and gave me this look.

He’s not spoiled at all. Does the sheer amount of toys he has stop me from buying him a new one ever single time I’m in the feed store? No. Would he rather play with a cardboard box? Yes.

Lately he hasn’t been a fan of getting up and his crate is getting a little small. I bought him a new/larger one.

This is the face this little bastard gives me when I drink before noon. IT WAS A BELLINI ITS BREAKFAST DRINK.

Gordo playing with Murphy. They went full DERP. You never go full DERP.

He likes to hump Murph. His nuts are the size of almonds and he literally doesn’t hump anything/anyone else other than Murph. His little wiener doesn’t even come out. Idk. Weirdo.

He *loves* lawn. Loves it. It I live in an old gold mining town on a hill, no place for a lawn :( also water is an issue in California. So he gets to slide all over Murphy’s lawn.

He had to get a new harness (are you seeing a trend here? It’s him growing out of his puppy things).

L-A-W-N

[andcorgimakesthree]

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[itsjustanfrblog]

Just go fuck the corgi and shut the fuck up already you pretentious piece of shit

So let me get this straight. You're a coward on anon who sent this message to me to both my alt and my main. Claiming I'm a pretentious piece of shit who wishes to fuck a cartoon drawing of a Corgi.

This drawing of a corgi. You assume I want to fuck a drawing of a corgi.

Amazing! You absolute neanderthal! I can't believe you even managed to type out that message considering how underdeveloped your microscopic brain is! Let me educate you my smooth brained companion- every single one of my arguments to this drama have been incredibly straight forward: This drawing is in no way shape or form sexual. And those of you who think it is need some serious help and time off the internet.

This is literally a cartoon drawing of a dog. A cartoon drawing of a corgi splooting. Something they do a lot in real life. Have you heard of this thing called Google? See because if you looked up the phrase "Corgi Sploot" you'd find hundreds of images very similar to this one!

Look at that! These images are practically similar! But what's that? It's a drawn version of a dog doing a thing a dog does in real life? Oh no, no we can't have that. Drawings are now BANNED I say! No more art of animals! Quick! Shut down the entirety of Flight Rising! Burn old Disney movies like Robin Hood for having pantsless animals! Think of the children!!!!

Do you see why you're an idiot? I hope you do, you collection of jellyfish in a trenchcoat. This drama is stupid. I cannot believe that you think that me calling you stupid makes me want to fuck a cartoon dog. Then again, considering you're still alive and functioning despite having scrubbed your brain with bleach and poprocks, maybe miracles do exist on this earth.

If you think a drawing of a dog in a cartoon style is sexual, you have far more problems than you assume I do. Go outside. Reevaluate your life. Maybe stay off DeviantArt for a couple days. Become the dirt I walk on.

[a-vamp-and-a-half]

They continue to look around, chirping at more sights they see, turning to tell Eric- and proceeding to almost fall off Jamar’s shoulder by how far back they lean in shock from seeing him so close. Precariously hanging on on the edge, they continue to stare at Jamar, not making a peep or a single move, just staring leaned back. However, after a few minutes, they very cautiously pull themselves back closer, very slowly and carefully standing properly back on his shoulder, quietly splooting down

Jamar pats them on the head.

He heads over to the balloon vendor, and buys three.

He returns, handing one to Eric. “I um, kind of just assume you liked green the most?”

Eric accepts with a soft smile. “I-I do, it-it’s a comforting color.”

Jamar grins at the successful gift giving.

He shows the third balloon to Rho. “Do you need me to hold this, or can you?”

[queenscorgi]

Nina prefers the half (or single) sploot. at queenscorgi.tumblr.com

[prettybrunettesandbreakfastfood]

33, 52, 80

33. My relationship status? Single 52. Last time I hugged someone? Yesterday 80. Favourite word? Sploot (google it, you won’t be disappointed)

[dog-dyke]

I LOVE THE SPLOOT I AM REBLOGGING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM, I ALWAYS LOVED IT BUT NEVER HAD A NAME FOR IT, SPLOOT IS PERFECT

ISN’T IT THE BEAT THING EVER?!?! I’M GLAD YOU’RE ENJOYING IT :)

When I was looking in the sploot tag there was a surprising amount of my little pony fan art?!?!

[a-vamp-and-a-half]

Bruno laughs, pulling Dark into a hug “il mio povero bambino” he chuckles, patting his back, Lucas already holding a handkerchief in hand. The tears leave not a single stain behind as he dabs at Dark’s eyes himself. They both grin, Bruno clapping his hand “Now enough of the tears, we are here to celebrate!! Bring out the good food!” he cheers to the crowd, laughter heard from the many who worked with him and as if on question, food starts getting served all around the tables soon filling up

A few people marvel at how quickly Wilford inhales his food, while a few watch as Dark purposefully acts much more “sophisticated” and “proper” than he usually does, purely for their entertainment.

Larry, Raspberry, Chica, and Ben are absolute stars. They’re all spoiled rotten with food, Larry getting “Awww”s and declarations of adoration with every sploot and sit. The fat little bird is having the time of his life.

Ben proudly shows off to the crowd, pulling out all the stops with his neck frills and his glowing.

[andcorgimakesthree]

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