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[jey-chan]

I have the idea of some rogerd realising for accident that danny is baby and so far i have this ideas:

Danny: So! Before you start with all your rant ablut making me your new hosedecore... i need to ask you someting prtety important, and since you are the frist ghost to show uo today you got tho answer it. I should prefer either Boxy or Lunch Lady but what can you do? Anyway... what does a ghost need to do for theyr Dead Aniversary?

Skuller just blue scren at that last sentence: ... what we do on our deadday?

Danny: yup! i need to be prepared! Sams thinks i could relive my half dead and having that on my paren- The fenton house. Tuker thunks i need to go an shove myself a grave, and Jazz give him that eye rol, but dosent know if its aprpopiated to buy a cake or not

Skuller:.... what... why are you on the ghost mad sentcies lab?

Danny: thats my parents house? And i died there? Like i died opening the portal but-

Skuller: the portal? Like the ghost portal that had ben opened for like 6 monts a least? You died opening the fuking portal on your mad parents basement? The portal that HAD BEN OPEN FOR LEST THAN 6 MONTS PORTAL‽ THAT PORTAL‽

Danny: yup! Kusco! You are doing great!

Sudenly all those extrange things for the ghos punk make sence.

The kid was born as a Gate Protector Spirit. A New Hera Halfa.

HE HAD GONE AFTER A FUKING BABY ACIENT!

Skull: i am not longer going to hunt you. I am going to teach you all you need to know about Ghost culture!

.-.-.-..☆

Lunch laddy just coming to chek on the meny and overhear that the Phantom team where discuting over if they should make a party for Dannys 1st daydead or if they should ask a ghost if they need to prepare someting for it.

Lunch lady: sweetpays... what do you mean Phantom frist deyday?

Tuker: oh yea, Danny is almost 6 monts away of turning a 1 year old halfa, we dont know if its safe for him to stay at his deadplace or not.

.-.-.-.-.

Jonny going to frosbithe for a doctor apointment and hearing the yeti told the ghost kid that he need his 6mts old ghost shot and that he should surrond himself of his obsesion from his 1st deadday.

Jonny and shadow: 0.0 is a baby‽

.-.-.-.-

Jhon Constantine: .... You ARE A BABY‽

[pearlsdiamondsandvodka]

saw “the sunshine court” trending along with “Neil Josten” and I was very confused, checked the tag AND YOURE TELLING ME THERES A NEW ALL FOR THE GAME BOOK??? why did I have no idea about this???

[userttpd]

There's a line from Shelley that haunts me.A single line from "Adonais."I can't seem to get it out of my head. No more let life divide, what Death can join together.

[north-park]

Learning that the Victor fanart that made people act like dogs on youtube shorts was drawn by a korean fan really explain everything to me

[sixsoulssnuffed]

What kind of parents did you have where you were deemed too old for toys at three fucking years old

*Dead ones.

[microwavedmetal]

[bababaka]

Clexa x reader headcannons

Part 2

English is not my first language, so if you catch a grammar mistake or have any tips to help me improve, just send me a message.

Write what you wanna see in the world.

If ends up being too OOC i apologize.

That's it. Hope you enjoy.

Part 1

Warnings: mentions of sex(nothing TOO detailed), violence.

- You were a desertor. A traitor. To both your nation and the aliance.

- Nobody would want you. So. You hid.

- Did what you did best and pretended to be someone else. And it worked.

- You found a little village. And set roots there. Though you were still a stranger, an outcast.

- You kept to yourself.

- You would hunt. Cook. Clean. Sell.

- You were the misterious outsider. It shed some light on you. But not enough.

- To them, you were just an outcast. Dishonored. That left battle.

- In a way, they were right.

- In your time there, you caught winds of rumors, news from the world you once left behind.

- Some didn't make sense, like the army of Azgeda being possessed by demons and Heda were the one to defeat them all.

- You had no doubt she took a lot of them down though.

- You were relieved. She won. She survived. She's alive.

- Queen Nia lost. Maybe even died. You don't know if you should mourn her.

_ In a weird way, you cared. Not as little as you hoped, and not as much as you feared. But enough to make you confuse. Not knowing how to react.

- You ended up gathering informations. (Some habits never die)

- You learned Heda rescued her people on the mountain.

- Skaikru and Azgeda were both banned from the coalition.

- You also learned of the girl that singlehandlely killed all moutainmen. Wanheda.

- For months on end, you stayed like that. Hunting. Selling. Trying to get news from the world.

- And yet, for months, you were alone.

- Until you were not.

Your relationship with Clarke

- Strangers to friends with benefits to lovers :)

- You never talked directly to Clarke, but you saw her. Killing Finn, with Lexa, when Gustus died. You knew what she looked like.

- So, the red hair didn't fooled you.

- She tells you a fake name.

- You never say anything, though. You understood the need to run. The need for anonimity so you don't confront her about it.

- You take her into your cot.

- At first, you wouldn't talk much to each other. And, when you did, never about your life, about the past.

- You develop a dinamic of some sorts. If she hunted, you would cook. If you hunted, she would cook.

- But you always went to the village alone to sell what you hunt.

- Sometimes, though, she would let some things about her slip.

- Like when got hurt hunting, and while she was taking care of you, you asked how she knew so much about healing. She gave you a look, the one that meant you were bordering subjects that were forbidden. She sighed and murmured something along the line of "i learned from my mother".

- You didn't press for more. You never do.

- Sometimes, you'd surprise and scare Clarke with your silent footsteps.

- She'd flinch and reach for her gun.

- The first time that happened, you also reach for your knives.

- Both always are armed. She with her guns and you with your knives.

- Clarke would sometimes murmur a curse in another language. English, you recognize. You weren't very good at it, but caught some words. "Fuck" being a constant one.

- You would complain about the bullets in her killings. That it made it difficult to cook and soured the meat.

- She would scoff and tell you to do better.

- The next day, you apperead with a smug smile and a bigger animal in your hands.

- You teach her how to hunt. She already knew some stuff, obviously. But you taught her how to be more efficient.

- Sometimes, Clarke would be sad and angry. Her humour very unsteady.

- She was hurting. So were you.

- Somedays, she wouldn't get out of bed. Others, it would be you.

- With time, you formed an unspoken agreement. When one was in such state, the other would bring them food and take care of the house.

- You liked that. You liked not being alone anymore.

- You don't really know how that happened, but you and Clarke start having sex.

- The first time was when Clarke was upset with something. And to that point, you started to care about her.

- Her snarky humour, acid words, standoffish behaviour but still caring, still soft.

- You tried to talk to Clark. Try to help. Though that wasn't something you two did. Too personal. Too close to open wounds.

- You did, anyways.

- Amidst that, somehow, your lips met. And later you were in bed.

- You don't know if it were you or Clarke, that iniciated the first kiss. It didn't matter. Not when her body was pressed against yours, her moans so close to your ears.

- You don't talk about it in the next day.

- You never discuss the nature of your relationship. You just let it happen.

- And it happens. Again and again.

- And despite yourself, knowing you shouldn't, you feel your heart being shot, ensnared by the girl of blue eyes.

- So when two weeks later, she doesn't come back from hunting, you grow anxious and panicked.

- Maybe she left you. But what if she didn't?

- You weren't a tracker as good as Ronan, but you were enough. And felt an urgence rise in you when you noticed traces of fights. Clarke were taken.

- When you saw the traces led you to Polis, your heart grew restless. But you kept going.

- And almost turned away when you learned she was brought to Lexa.

- You were determined, though. So, you spent days relearning the routes of the guards and where Clarke was being kept.

- You thought it was weird when you saw her not in a cell, but in a room. For guests.

- "Clarke, wake up!" you whispered in the middle of a night. She got up in a flash.

- "Yn?? What the fuck are you doing here?"

- "Getting you out! So, come with me. The guard is set to come back in 3 minutes!"

- "What do you mean 'leave'? I can't leave! I don't want to!"

-  "what do you mean 'you don't want to leave'?"

- Needless to say, you were caught. If Clarke fucking followed you, you would've made it. This was not on your skills. It was on Clarke.

- More guards were on you in a second.

- Clarke tried to help. To tell them to go easy on you. Which made their work harder. You don't go easy on them.

- But, you were overwhelmed shortly.

- Doesn't take long for Lexa to appear. And you both freeze. You stop resisting.

- She recovers her posture faster than you.

- "Throw them in the cells."

- You gulped. Looking down.

- You hear Clarke's voice. But you have no idea what she was saying.

- Only later Clarke realize you called her for her real name.

- You stay at the cell for days. Alone.

- Clarke had left you.

- After what you think is 3 days (you counted by the meals), Clarke came.

- She was gorgeous. Blonde hair. Green facepaint making blue eyes stand uot even more. A dress you knew to be for special ocasions.

- She looked like a goddess. You almost feel compeled to kneel over.

- "Well, you look... Good, Wanheda. Fitting for a leader just like you."

-" Why didn't you tell me you knew who i was?"

- "It's not like you were the most honest and open person."

- "How long have you known?"

-"I've always known."

- She just looks at you for a few moments.

- "Who are you, really?"

- "Didn't the commander tell you that already? Or Indra and Titus? I'm sure they would be thrilled to fill you in."

- "I heard enough from them. I wanna hear from you."

- "It's a long story. Don't you have somewhere else to be?" you point to the clothes.

- "I have time." she leans against the wall.

- Not seeing why not, you start to tell your tale. About being trained as an assassin since a child, given the task to spy and murder Lexa.

- You don't say why you gave up on finishing your assignment.

- " So, i ran, hid, you came in and i took you in and here we are."

- Clarke doesn't speak. She keeps you under her scrutinizing gaze.

- You look away.

- "When I realized you were taken, I... Thought you needed help." You look at her attire and your surroundings. " Clearly that wasn't the case."

- She sighs from where she was seated. " I was taken. But everything has been sorted out."

- "I can see that."

- "Why didn't you kill Lexa?"

- You shrug. "Didn't feel like it. Why have you stayed? For you to run away and taken back by force, well, i take you and Heda aren't on the best terms... At least not anymore.

- It takes a few moments for Clarke to respond, but eventually she does.

- "She betrayed me. She left me alone on the Mount Whether."

- "Looks like Heda isn't that different from me."

- "We all make mistakes and things we regret thinking it was the best."

- "...Did you forgive her? You are too kind, Wanheda."

- "I gave her a second chance."

- For a moment, the silence reigns.

- You huff. "What have you came here for, Clarke?"

- She looks unsure then, and avoids your eyes.

- "I guess i wanted to know if the you that i knew was true."

- "It wasn't like you were truthful."

- "So it was all a lie?"

- "You lower your voice to almost a whisper. Hoping if you were quiet enough, maybe, you wouldn't feel as exposed "No, it wasn't."

- She nods and gets up to leave, but not before saying "For what it's worth, it wasn't a lie to me either."

- And she leaves you with all that conversation spiraling in you head.

- "It wasn't a lie." Your heart felt lighter.

...

Part 3

[cookinguptales]

That was also me! And yeah, dw, I get it. I also kind of fell out of the fandom, but I still love em. Fandoms come and go, yknow. I wouldn't say patient, I just like your posts! (Also, you singlehandlely pulled me into watching WWDITS, so)

got another one, boys!!

[continuants]

my 2023 predictions

i put this list together for work, but also wanted to share it here for ~posterity~

We’ll continue to be nostalgic and an old TV show will get a reboot that no one asked for by the fall

It will be the summer of Barbie and we’ll see *so* much pink

Black Mirror 6 will have a totally normal episode because the world is already so weird

Lana Del Rey will singlehandlely usher in a new -core this Spring

Yellowjackets will be the next thing the Wednesday girlies latch on to

5 words: New. My. Chemical. Romance. Album.

[prontaentrega]

thinking abt that mai post about how comics can't bw silent now and everyone need quirky shit to say. yeah it makes sense if writers really think theyre singlehandlely carrying the medium and cant let artists do their fucking job

[bitchinbarzal]

I will singlehandlely carry the Jamie AU i will not let is flop i promise

So the two I was considering were Drysdale or Nylander

[icharchivist]

How did Zack die again

the long story short, to protect Cloud.

the longer story is that

Zack and Cloud were on the run after having been experimented on, and while Zack didn't take in on the stuff that were done on them, Cloud was in a vegetative state, in a coma due to mako poisoning.

Zack was trying to bring Cloud back to Midgar, because Aerith was there and Aerith has healing powers and with little luck she could do something for Cloud. Zack actually had plans for Cloud and him to become mercenary when Cloud would be in better health, telling him he would never abandon him and all of that.

But on the way back, Shinra's army was basically sent to kill the two of them as to not leak information on the experiments and on the shady stuff happening at Shinra.

As they were shot at while on a trunk on the way to Midgar Zack got them off the car, hid Cloud, and then went to face the army on his own. Cloud only started to wake up when Zack was leaving.

The scene differs a little from the OG to CC but either way Zack is shot to death in front of Cloud. In the OG you don't really see the battle and you just see him get shot without ceremony, and Cloud crawls to him while Zack is already dead. In CC, Zack goes through a whole battle being shot multiple times trying to withstanding it protecting Cloud, and he laid down dying and so when Cloud could crawl to him they were able to share some final words.

Or if you want to see the scene that singlehandled ruined my life and got me into video games, which is also the initial "Sakurai and SuzuKen are out to fucking kill me" here you go:

i'm fine i'm so fine this is the most fine i've ever been i'm s--

[figureinthedistance]

Please dont destroy's film trailer was good there was like 3 jokes in it that rlly rlly got me. Tears in my eyes hands shaking trying to manage expectations...this could singlehandled change the trajectory of comedy films. This could save me. They have to do what lonely island couldnt and convert internet fame into box office success or streaming success ig + then there will be hope

[north-park]

It is Amok Time's anniversary which reminds me that know trekkies Matt and Trey made a parody episode of the gayest Star Trek episode, an episode (written by a bi man) so gay by 60s' and modern standards that the series' own official website mentions this piece of media caused thousands of people around the world write stories about its main characters being in love for eachother, singlehandling starting the mainstream fanfiction phenomenon, just because of gay it is

There is a South Park episode about the episode that started the pollen, fuck-or-die and the omegaverse tropes

[enekos]

skitty eating an egg saga singlehandled saved my life