#sirhuffman

[anemxvisions]

@sir-huffman​ welcome to Weinlesefest

“Heya Huffman, I little choko bird told me your baby brother is back.” Timid Mika was seen by Venti heading off to report to Eula. Venti wondered if Mika will be staying in Mondstadt or returning to the expedition, but judging by the gossip between the knights it sounded like Varka was probably in Snezhnaya by now. 

[ccaptain]

🔞 (*sips tea* if you have anymore to share)

*quickly shuffles thru my list of kaeya kinks* where did i put it- -- @sir-huffman

the fuckers into ropes, more precisely shibari! he likes to tie people up as much as he likes being tied. needless to say, you can tell when he has caught some treasure hoarders and they had his trademark knots that border on obscenely kinky tying them up. good luck untying them, knights........................

[otverzhennyy]

@sir-huffman​ : "I'm more appalled it said it three times. Are you stripping for people, Viktor?"

“Why would you think that about me―?!!”

[predvestnik-a]

@sir-huffman​ — said Huffman VC: “…disgusting.”

‘ —Oh, was it yours? I’ll personally cover the costs. ʼ

[abyssmalice]

@sir-huffman​:  Huffman vc: *facepalm* I don’t have the authority to do that Little Miss Tonia.

“But you just kicked my brothers in the figurative butt? You clearly have the authority to deal with them, at least, which is the most and only important part here.”

[ceciliaprince]

@sir-huffman sent  ❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance

Albedo had just returned from putting Klee and Citrinitas to bed, and was glad to finally be able to enjoy the event. As much as he loved his sister and daughter, it was nice to have some adult time once in a while. Even if that “adult time” was just him sitting in a corner, sipping on some dandelion wine. 

Albedo leaned back in his chair, enjoying the music, not really focusing on anything around him. That was until a voice pulled him out of his trance. He glanced up at his fellow Knight, taking a moment to register the words that had been spoken. A dance? Surely that couldn’t hurt. Albedo didn’t have much experience with dancing, but how hard could it really be?

“I would love to dance,” he said finally.

With that, he stood up and took the other’s hand, allowing him to take the lead.

[a-venti-sized-problem]

💃- For a talent that they like to keep hidden from others

Cooking

Among some of his more mundane secrets is Venti's surprising skill in the kitchen. As someone who's an expert at enjoying the little things in life, as well as an individual who's traversed the world many times over, Venti has a great adoration of the world's cuisines from the greasiest bar food in Snezhnaya to the Hors-d'œuvre of Fontaine and everything in between.

While not being nearly so particular as his rather picky counterpart Zhongli, Venti has over time picked up quite a few exotic recipes and enjoys spoiling himself from time to time with a special treat if he can find the ingredients.

This however is something he does his best to keep to himself, partially because he makes things in the way He likes them best (and does not need a certain somebody breathing down his neck about 'ratios' and 'portion sizes' and 'stewing for fifteen hours on a full moon with fresh nutmeg') and partially because if people knew that he could cook, they might start asking him to and he'd much rather just be lazy 99% of the time and let someone else handle it.

He's a real gem like that.

[noctuxcellus]

@sir-huffman​

Huffman vc: =-= I’m not paid enough for this

“Come now, Huffman-- What’s a little playful sexual exploration between fellow knights~?”

[tartabinger]

@sir-huffman​ replied to this post.

huffman be like: take me with you please 

“Oh ho, you want to come to bed with me, sir knight? I’m afraid my bed only fits one, but I’m sure we could make it work.”

[solidifaith]

@sir-huffman asked.🍦

✦ — SEND🍦TO LEARN ONE WAY TO COMPLETELY MELT MY MUSE

SING ...( it's the thought what it counts )

Zhongli knows from experience that singing is a flawless form of bonding. Peaceful, pure, fun and beautiful. Like the goddess he learned from.

Guizhong.

A soothing, rhythmic hum should do the trick. Zhongli ( himself ) isn't known for going any further than that either and, no matter what, he's fond of mosts, if not all shapes of music anyways.

To have it aimed at him, through whatever of its forms, does tend to hit a rather weak spot.

[anemxvisions]

@sir-huffman​ s.c.

“Good evening sir Huffman, patrolling the same street as usual it seems. You really should get a complimentary drink from Angel Share for all your hard work.” It hadn’t escaped Venti’s notice the knight that watched the area around their favorite haunt. Sitting at the tables outside since Master Diluc was bartending and they didn’t want to get cut off too early into the night.

Sipping their cold apple cider before gesturing to the chair across from them. “Take a load off my friend, I won’t tell Master Jean or Kaeya you took a break.”

[ccaptain]

   ‘ come on, huffman -- relax. like we’ve ever been caught. we’re degenerates, not perverts. ‘ -- @sir-huffman​

[otverzhennyy]

🐗🐺 @sir-huffman​. 

C o n f l i c t e d .

[starstruckpath]

@sir-huffman​ Starter!

A carefree laugh was given as Machi stood on the back of one of her horses, her bare feet carefully balanced as the black and white horse casually walked in a circle. HIs big brown eyes switching this way and that observing the people who watched on as his blond headed owner carried on with her antics.

He shifts his attention to another horse at the center of their circle, this one being grey and covered in spots. She didn’t seem surprised by the scene away from the carriage, as she simply watched as Machi juggled a set of colorful round balls from the back of her friend.

[abyssmalice]

Flower is 3 on intimidation. As for older tonia…also a 3 and smaller tonia is def a 7. (Huffman considers her a 8 but that’s huffy :U)

on a scale of 1-10 how intimidating is the mun and their muse(s) / Accepting!

(yesh i am the least intimidating person ever uwu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tho im surprised that little tonia is that high up :V asiudayudsyugcyugd she just gets into juvenile trouble everyday. rip huffie tho i can imagine a child-sized and child-mentality diplomat who thinks arson is a good idea would probs be a little concerning to deal with................. lmao)

[songzhong]

Jay please he’s a gentleman. At least let some courting happen.