#sisterposting

[mommybottom]

if you really love your sister you have to give her a prostate orgasm, it's the law

[wintertraumaposting]

"This is my sisterwife, and this is my daughterwife, and this is my dogwife"

"You just pointed at the same chained up puppygirl three times"

[dutchmancallypso]

Screwing Idiots By Moonlight

by yours truly & my beloved @milfhawks

Zoro and Sanji on a date. It's unsure if either of them knows it's a date...

**************************************

Zoro: The stars are beautiful.

Sanji: Aren’t they.

Zoro: You know who else is beautiful?

Sanji: Not you.

Sanji: The stars are the color of your stupid fucking eyes, moron.

Zoro: The moon is beautiful.

Sanji: Yes...

Zoro: I wish you were that far away.

Sanji: Shut the fuck up, Grass.

Sanji: The stars shine bright...

Zoro: Not brighter than your stupid fucking smile, moron.

Zoro: you’re like french fries- french, tall, blonde, skinny and making me fucking fat (with your cvm + also by cooking delicious food for me every day but that’s not the point).

Sanji: Why yes I'll marry you.

Zoro *already removing one earring to give to Sanji*: Don't piss me off.

Sanji, a germaphobe: *sobbing* So many germs on that thing-

Zoro: The biggest germ was always you ♡

[your-little-bully]

Putting a knife to your sisters throat and telling her all the nice things about her how pretty she looks. How sweet she is. How much you enjoy her company. Just the sweetest things. Anytime she fusses or goes to argue, pushing the knife down as a threat, even as you softly speak those pretty praises.

[runawaysisters]

is it so wrong to want a romantic night out with your sister where neither of you acknowledge that it feels like a date the whole time and it ends with you awkwardly saying goodbye in the car and you spend the next two hours thinking about what happened wondering if she's doing the same

[soybek]

Me: Putting my little sister into her high chair as I pull out my big sister cock. Me: Here comes the airplane!!

[ouroborosgirlcocks]

Have this adorable little siscon storybook my lovely sister @alittlequirkygirl2 made 🥰

[funshinebf]

my sister Sam and I did this little art challenge where we each draw the 'base' of a character (body shape, head, etc) aand then switch papers, and draw the details (eyes, clothes, hair) on the other person's base :•3 it was very fun and cute!! here's how they turned out:

the only 'theme' we had to stick to was that it had to be a cat girl :•3 top one is her base + my details, bottom one is my base + her details!! she did so good 😭😭 i love her sm im so happy she loves art so much, she's literally exactly how i was when i was 10

[cirolik]

She's got lupus, arthurwirethis and is allergic to just about every single food besides red meat that girl suffers and worst of all? She's straight :(

[mrmillipede]

HURRY UP AND POST POOKIE IM SICK OF WAITTINNGGG KA KAWWW🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯‼️‼️

OUUGHIIUU BLYAAAATTTT

[dutchmancallypso]

sanji's vows: *sobbing* "you're... so fucking stupid, marimo. so dumb. you're.. *sobbing more* wearing sweatpants. and a tie. i *sob* fucking love you so much WAIT COME BACK IM NOT DONE"

[your-little-bully]

Sisters should kiss each other. I think the world would be a better place if I had a sister to kiss (and also fuck).

[runawaysisters]

It's just you and your little sister at home now. Your parents left at sunset to go on a date, and you'll be alone the rest of the night. It's great that their relationship is still so healthy, but you can't help but feel that the flirty atmosphere has lingered behind somehow.

From the moment the door closed, you two haven't stopped talking. Everything from your overbearing father to anime and music to society and the future. You've always been close, but the conversation tonight feels electric. She smells sweet, the kind of perfume she started wearing in middle school, and come to think of it, it smells really good. There's something about it that has always eluded you…

You share a little wine even though neither of you can legally drink it. As her eyes light up to tell the story of the latest pointless relationship drama her friend has gotten into, a strap on her tank top slips off, her hair gliding over her exposed shoulder and neck. She looks like she's glowing, an angel on the couch with you. You're so lucky to have such an amazing sister. She's the kind of sister that you want to keep all to yourself—except that doesn't make any sense. Your feelings are getting jumbled up, all of them piling on the surface. Has she always been this cute?

Somehow, it's already midnight, and she's snuggling up on your shoulder. You snuggle back into her. What's the harm in a little cuddling between siblings? Unlike all the other thoughts, this one is perfectly normal. It's perfectly normal to have to avert your gaze when your sister is close enough to you that you can see into the gaps in her clothes. It's been a long night, and you're starting to feel a little sweaty.

Holding onto your arm, quietly, she mumbles, "You like this…tank top, don't you…?" as she falls asleep.

She feels like fire.

[ripl3yy]

I believe that sisters grinding coochies is a good thing, actually

[ouroborosgirlcocks]

My sis Alice was too nervous to post this so I am, adorable little thing 🤭

Broke: anti-fauxcest activism

Woke: brainwashing your submissive girlfriend to think she’s your biological sister and grew up with you, just so you can break and bond her even more when you rape her

[ultimate-snek]

bring your kid to the spiderverse day made for Peter and Hebichi brings her little sister because she’s technically her legal guardian and her sis is the closest thing to a kid. anyways when I say Sakara gets along with everyone she GETS ALONG WITH EVERYONE. chats with Hobie (he calls her kid), paints Gwen’s nails, becomes best friends with Pav immediately and they make little clay animals together.

She goes up to Miguel and is like “oh you must be the commander!! I’ve heard all about you” and he’s like something something just his real name is fine so she’s like “okay Mr O’Hara :))” and gives him a little clay spider she made as a present and he’s absolutely tormented he misses his fucking daughter bro is going to take that spider, walk away to his office, and fucking cry at his desk.

Sakara is in her college years/entering her college years yes but she is whimsical and free from cringe and joyful and retains childlike wonder and kindness. Sweetie you are doing WONDERS from the nature vs nurture argument given that Hebichi is raising you (this is a lie Hebichi I’m sorry. obviously Hebichi is an amazing big sister even if she’s a cold aggressive spiderman)

Anyways. Hebichi raised her sister well and Sakara’s nature reminds Miguel of his dead aaa daughter and he turns emo and depressed over it because he can’t handle kindness and he’s a loser. annnnd send post