#sitcom things

[eleventh-mugiwara]

[alexaloraetheris]

Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.

So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.

[rooniearts]

Hey, I have a question.

What's up with Shadow from the future? Is he dead? Or is he still looking after Silver?

By the way, is Silver immortal alongside Shadow? If he weren't, it would be very sad.

So, technically, my main Dadow AU doesn't really end up with Silver in a bad future. It's a fixed future timeline where Silver actually gets to grow up in a happy and relatively normal environment, and Shadow gets to share his son with all his wacky friends. It exists just for fluff and sillies.

I DO, however, have an original timeline Dadow AU that does take place 200 years later in the no good very bad future. And THAT, my friend, exists only for the angst art.

[you-me-we-04]

Jeff is a sitcom character trapped in a showtime drama and I love that for him.

[egophiliac]

ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

[quicklings]

I would posit that when—First off, it's fun to laugh and second off, sometimes when someone else laughs, it's very funny and then that makes you laugh. So I think that there might have been much more laughing at each other trying not to laugh. Yeah. Is this you explaining why you were crying laughing? Yeah.

Emily Axford on Dimension 20 (as of December 2024) for @figueroths for the @pscentral holiday gif(t) exchange

[fictionadventurer]

Stories referenced:

Pentecost: Acts 2:15

Peter and John escape prison: Acts 5: 21-26

Peter escapes prison: Acts 12: 1-16

Paul and Barnabas worshipped: Acts 14: 11-18

Paul's fatal preaching: Acts 20: 7-12

Paul's rules-lawyering: Acts 26: 30-32

Paul's snakebite: Acts 28: 1-6

Paul turning his enemies against each other: Acts 23: 6-10

Philip's teleportation: Acts 8:39

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Cnetizens: 'OMG TV shows in the 90's were much better than today''We were so well fed in the past'

[threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat]

i've discovered a quite large category of people who never got into The Good Place and the only way they could articulate their disinterest was, "there's no stakes cause they're already dead." i'm obsessed with the idea the only reason they could enjoy seinfeld is they imagined kramer could beef it any fucking second

[moth-bytez]

REASSURANCE 📺🍎

[thesunoficaruss]

daniel being scared shitless, crying, having his body controlled, and he STILL offered to suck armands dick his horniness truly knows no bounds

[jinglejails]

If either Gi-hun or In-ho dies, Pride Month officially ends with homophobia.

[thelonecalzone]

"What if I really was someone else? Someone beautiful and powerful. Someone buried alive and suffocating to death… very far away, on the other side of the television screen." — I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

[robocatfan]

Ok ok to… de-traumatize myself from what I almost just read:

Wild robot au where Vontra survives getting crushed/ or gets repaired after her ship goes back to civilization, and she just goes on as usual.

But

Just like at the end of the movie, Roz comes back to civilization and she recognizes her and remembers how she made her fail her mission.

So just like how Roz overrides her og programming and starts developing emotions while taking care of her son, Vontra also does the same… but instead of being because of love it’s because of hate for this this very specific ROZZUM unit-

[sherbertquake56]

I have so much to say about ajax and rayko after the stuff today—

but first off: [spoiler warning for eod lore bits on 9/7]

i fucking love the idea that Icarixis is just sitting in the world port watching all of it happen, and when rayko goes through the rift Icarixis just like- *pauses the sitcom they’ve been watching*

and just pulls rayko into the worldport like “BRO WHAT WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?? YOU LEAVING YOUR BROTHER?? DA FUCK??” 🤨

and then by the end of it is like “fine okay yeah go back to your partners, that does still fix the problem of you being here…” 🙄

and i love that for them

[poopoobistro]

My Two Dads edit. This show is SO wild, it has my whole heart