#skulpine

[staticart]

I absolutely had to 🤣🤣🤣

[nicstylus]

Are you still doing the characters from phase one hug thing?

If so, and because I find it silly Serpine and Skulduggery.

As you wish

[bardofthefreaks]

people that go "you can't ship them they're enemies!!!!" yeah if they weren't enemies the ship would be boring. it adds the spice, its the angst that pulls them together.

[squidcave]

skulpine nation please accept this humble gift (+ just the line art below bc I like it)

>:3

[lassieposting]

Actually. While I'm on the subject of alt!Serpine helping out Skug on cases

Things that would be hilariously awkward about civilian consultant serpine: he'd know all the high-level perps

Imagine being a former Big Bad having to explain to all your ex-associates from Team Bad Guy that you're with the cops now. Imagine being someone like Christophe Nocturnal, handcuffed to an interrogation table on suspicion of like, murder, and then the door opens and in walks a guy who you know for sure has not only killed way more people than you, but also straight up tortured-to-death the cop doing the interrogation. And the bastard still seems more interested in pressing charges against you.

Imagine the awkward commiseration, like. It takes a moment to register and in that moment the perp locks eyes with Serpine and automatically goes like "Ugh, got you too, did they?" and Nef just sort of freezes because actually he just came in here for his weekly Thursday morning ritual of Obscenely Eat Croissant In Front Of Skug To Rub It In That He Can't Have Food Anymore and now he's going to have to explain to his ex-whatever that he kinda sorta sometimes works here now in front of his ex-nemesis. worthy foe. frenemy. whatever-the-fuck-is-going-on-that-we-don't-talk-about

[talathepeopleeater]

SHIPS

A sleep deprived Skulduggery Pleasant fan talking about ships. Possibly some spoilers

Sexter: I love this but it has a weird name

Chinduggery: They are perfect. And toxic

Ghanith: HELL YEAH

Mevolent and Serafina: ABYSSINIA RUINED IT. THEY WERE PERFECT

Temper and Kiera: so cute

Temper and Razzia: Hmmmmmmmm. Should I be a supportive mother for Zia, or a father who thinks no one is good enough for her. I don’t mind it.

Caraverous and Razzia: She’s like twice his age. ZIA DESERVES BETTER

Eliza and China as exes: This is true. They are so exes

Valitsa: I hate Militsa. I just don’t like them

Valencholia: eh. Better than Valitsa. If it’s phase three Mel, then screw this ship, SMASH MELENCHOLIA

Skulpine: Why?!?!!?!

Vile/Skul and Abyssinia: I don’t like it

Valduggery: STAY BACK DEMON. GO BACK TO THE SHADOW.

China and Tanith: THEY HATE EACHOTHER

Thrasher and Scapegrace (but it’s just thrasher being in love and not them dating): Isn’t this just canon? I like it anyways

Erskine Ravel and torture: YESSSSSSSSS I LOVE THIS

[detective-inspector-her]

Skulpine Stuff lolololol NSFW Warning

Skulduggery : You look good in that hoodie. Nefarian : You know where else I'd look good? Skulduggery , zero hesitation: My bed. Nefarian , at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Nefarian : Skulduggery , you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Skulduggery , naked in Nefarian 's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Nefarian , already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

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Skulduggery : Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Nefarian : *blushes* What are your thoughts? Skulduggery : The fourth sentence- Nefarian : Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Skulduggery : It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Nefarian : I think we should kiss. Skulduggery : And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

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Skulduggery : Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine. Nefarian : Marry me.

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Nefarian : Bro, I had a dream we fucked. Skulduggery : Bro, relax it was just a dream. Nefarian : Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you. Skulduggery : You wouldn’t? Nefarian : I mean, unless you want to-

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Skulduggery : Pros and cons of dating me. Skulduggery : Pros. You'll be the cute one. Skulduggery : Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Nefarian : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Skulduggery : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Nefarian : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Skulduggery : Is it working?

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Skulduggery : I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Nefarian : What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Skulduggery , already taking off their clothes: God, Nefarian , you’re so fucking stupid.

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Nefarian : Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Skulduggery : It was autocorrect. Nefarian : Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Skulduggery : Yes.

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Skulduggery : Wow, they really hate us. Nefarian : Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic. Skulduggery : But we’re not gay, Nefarian . Nefarian : Skulduggery : Nefarian : We’re not?

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Nefarian , trying to flirt with Skulduggery : I think both of our families suck.

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Nefarian : Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Nefarian : We both look very handsome tonight. Skulduggery : You know, if you'd just said that I looked handsome, I would have said, "So do you." Nefarian : I couldn't take that chance.

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*Nefarian is crying after a breakup* Skulduggery : There there, Nefarian . Nefarian , still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room? Skulduggery : Great question—

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Nefarian : Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid. Skulduggery : You always act stupid. Skulduggery : Skulduggery : Wait...

[0nelittlebirdtoldme]

If I had a nickel for any time I wanted to write two men have toxic, messy sex but one of them being physically unable to because some supernatural hijinx fucked his body up so hard, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[neims-skeleton-obsession]

another skulpine song for your consideration:

the dismemberment song by blue kid

cw dismemberment n gore ofc

[detective-inspector-her]

We all know what ima say

hell yeah man 🥂

[squidcave]

chat should I draw more serpine..

[lassieposting]

How I think today went in Roarhaven:

[catgirl-soup]

Drawing a new split Pokemon evolution every day in July -- Day Six

Sculplenn

Poison / Water

Evolves from Gulpin when levelled up in a party with at least three Water-type Pokemon.

They love romping around in salt water, using their massive jaws to swallow huge amounts of water, kelp, and smaller fish Pokemon. They bury themselves mostly in the mud on the ocean floor and wait for pokemon like Barboach or Shellos to pass overhead, when they leap up to strike their targets. The fin coming out of their head is extremely toxic, which assists in their hunting tactics. Their gigantic stomachs are filled with potent enzymes that break down food and seawater quickly and efficiently.

[meltdownchromium]

I can't believe it's been over a year since I've last drawn these two fuckheads??? Anyway I made the sketch for this in the very beginning of 2023 and somehow only now got that final burst of motivation to finish it, safe to say the brainrot is far from over, it's only been on a slight hiatus..

ALSO I could swear this is somehow based on a quote but my original draft for it was lost to the death of my last phone (along with so many other things rip)

[detective-inspector-her]

Are you lonely with Skulpine...

Should I? Purely for laughing at it

[timey-acey222]

just finished bedlam and im already SO HERE for skulpine round 2