#skyrim blogging

[doomsayings]

average day in the toxic dark brotherhood polycule your girlfriends husband keeps threatening to sexily cannibalize you

[n04s]

funny how skyrim both has terrible politics and good politics at the same time. the Dragonborn can never truly be woke but the world itself will tell you that in clashes of fascism vs imperialism, everyone suffers. that the powerful rulers who control nations are always evil and corrupt, with no exceptions.

[farshores]

MANLET

[skyrimblogger]

just got home from beating the shit out of skeletons and all my wife had for me to eat was but a wheel of cheese. sigh. gonna be off the skooma tonight for sure

[devsgames]

Skyrim's late-game power-fantasy-creep is so funny even by fantasy standards. Like, it's hilarious how it feels like it completely steamrolls everything else. By the end of the game you're:

the Chosen One

dragonslayer

Archmage of the only magic college in the kingdom

leader of a group of werewolf paladins (or alternatively a literal Vampire Lord)

vampire slayer

minor nobility of literally every county in the kingdom (and one not in the kingdom)

high ranking soldier of a faction of the civil war

personal conduit and champion for like a dozen various deities and gods

leader of an ancient and forgotten dragon-slaying warband

master of the thieves guild

leader of a group of serial killers

protector of the entire kingdom

member of a bard's college

Like imagine a person existing that had all these titles and also the actual lived experience to back it up.

[reapersynth]

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011) ♡ dev. bethesda game studios

[aaphra]

Skyrim Scenery 15/∞

[theofficialsheogorath]

a little late but happy pride month. i gave you queerness. use it well

[bonestrewncrest]

round, around, a round again, will you start where i end?

[skyrim-forever]

"Well actually the quests in Skyrim are quite lacklustre compared to Oblivion because you see blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"

My brother in Akatosh then go play Oblivion and leave me alone

[doomsayings]

my current Skyrim Dragonborn playthrough I am playing a super devout Joan of arc themed character like I literally downloaded a rectory so she could live at the temple of the divines and she supports the empire because it’s tiber spetims legacy but she entertains this fantasy about leading the empire to victory in the civil war and only afterward revealing herself a talos worshiper and being killed as a martyr. But actually Talos worship is not even her number 1 heretical belief she also believes meridia should be reclassified as an aedra. She is always saying this at the temple and everyone is like um. Idk about that. So basically the empire does use her as the face of the army but they don’t let her speak in public ever because this is her

[n04s]

ngl it's kind of uncomfortable how much visceral hate skyrim fans will have for women. like ig you dislike maven or delphine or whatever but fantasizing abt murdering them is. 🤨

[farshores]

i gotta change the quality of the game settings cus the base launchers insistence of using Ultra is lagging my shit like a mf BUT

Mei :) mainly showing off her height (tried to get Ancano in there but he walked off)

[skyrimblogger]

rorikstead is so fuckedddd this dude just stole all my cabbage i hate this stupid town bro

[monstersmashorpass]

SMASH OR PASS: Spriggan, Elder Scrolls

Please reblog for greater sample size, as per usual!

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

jesus holding miraak (skyrim)

Today, Jesus is holding:

Miraak from Skyrim