#slbp incorrect quotes

[incorrectslbpquotes]

hii im extending the biannual invitation to my SLBP server! it’s a really chill community, we do movie nights and game nights sometimes and we are big on OCs, so we have a lot of channels for that! Even though it’s not a RP-based server, we still like to talk about our original characters and even come up with fun AUs and things like that :)

Please message me if you want an invitation link! Everyone’s welcome to join <3

To convince you that we’re really fun I’m gonna share some of our funniest moments so you can see for yourself lmfao

[worlds-smallestviolin]

[uesugi-retainer]

The Uesugi and Takeda are working together

Kenshin: Also, from now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One.

Kenshin: Shingen, code name, Been There Done That.

Kenshin: Kageie is Currently Doing That.

Kenshin: Yukimura is It Happened Once In A Dream.

Kenshin: Saizo is If I Had To Pick A Ninja

Kenshin: Kanetsugu is Eagle Two.

Kanetsugu: Oh thank god.

[otobabe]

*Yukimura sees an onion in his dinner*

Yukimara: You bastard, I said I’d never forgive you and I AM A MAN OF MY WORD

MC: Eat your dinner.

Saizo: Yes, you’re supposed to eat it, not yell at it, dear.

Yukimura: *chewing his food aggressively now, whispering* Tonight, you die by my teeth instead of my sword.

[apricotarchives]

so true king

[yoolee]

Incorrect SLBP quotes

MC: let me take you out

Saizo: you’re cute but I can take you

MC: what?

MC: ...

MC: OH GOD NO

MC: I DID NOT MEAN IN A MURDER SENSE

MC: I...I meant in a date sense?

MC: maybe?

Saizo: the original sentiment stands

[demongamerkitty]

[All The Lords Have Gathered Together]

Kenshin: Shingen and I are proud to announce...

Kenshin: That we're finally getting married!!~

Toshiie: When's the baby's due date?

Yukimura, nodding: Yeah, when?

Kanetsugu, rubbing his forehead: ...

[guacameowle]

Saizo: I have made Yukimura without his virgin’s heart.

MC: You fucked up a perfectly good Yukimura, is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety!

Yukimura: ::hitting his own head with a tree branch::

[funsizedbirb]

Saizo: MC no... I've had a long day.

MC: awe come on Saizo, wait don't move your neck or I'll bite you.

Saizo: MC stop that right now...

MC: *love bite* >:}

Saizo: Okay, you got my sweet spot.

MC: Well of course I did... say my name, say my name...

Saizo: When no one is around me, MC I will love you. I don't play no games.

MC: Say my name, say my name...

Saizo: MC you're never shady, always be my lady because you never change.

MC: Awe, Saizo! 💕

[chibisensei110787]

Yukimura: If a man tried to fly with a bunch of crows & fell to his death, would it be a suicide or a murder-suicide?

Saizo: If they were my mine, it would just be a murder.

MC: I think Lord Yukimura was trying to tell a joke, Saizo 😅

Yukimura & Saizo: What joke?

[em-jplaysotome]

MC: Here are two pictures. One is your room; the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you guess which is which?

Kojuro: ...

Kojuro: That one's the dump?

MC: They're *both* your room.

Kojuro: Gah, I should have guessed that!

[incorrectslbpquotes]

Behold, a monster

[worlds-smallestviolin]

[uesugi-retainer]

Kenshin: The best part of waking up 🎶 is Séan McLoughlin in my mug 🎶

Kenshin: 🎶✨get in my mouth✨🎶

Kanetsugu: (c" ತ,_ತ)

Kanetsugu: Y'know when you say you hate what I say a lot? I have to endure every word that comes out of your mouth

Kenshin: So do I.

Kenshin: I have to live with me... everyday. Everyday.

[bootyliciousbuddha]

Hideyoshi: He made Inuchiyo cry!

MC: Inuchiyo always cries!

Inuchiyo: *sobbing* that is not true!

[apricotarchives]

i love my kasugayama boys