#smartas

[zeherili-ankhein]

Bro if Brahma came out of the lotus in Vishnu's belly button, does that mean Brahma can be considered Vishnu's "offspring"? o_O

Also the story of the origins are so contrasting yk. Shiva Purana says Shiva came first, and Vishnu came out of his left side, while Vishnu Purana says vice vera. Shakti Purana says Adi Shakti came first, and the rest came out of her.

TBH, I feel like ppl mostly associate Shiva to be the first one, since yk, he is called Swayambhu. IK, the name is also associated with Vishnu too, but Shiva is called Swayambhu in so many mantras and stotras etc etc. LOL SO CONFUSING OMG

I have heard some ppl have the theory that each of these realities happened, but in different Yuga Kalpas which is...also interesting. hm. I low-key like the Smarta tradition tho, since they consider Shiva, Vishnu, Shakti, Ganesh and Surya to be equal.

Lmao Swayambhu is mostly considered with Shiva or Vishnu but sometimes Brahma too

Also there are so many varieties in the origins but Adi Shakti is the one idc 🗿🗿✨ (im a Shakta so yeah whatever she's the Brahman herself) Narayan is an avatar of Shakti 🗿🗿✨✨✨

But yeah I do believe in the each Kalpa takes place in each Purana factor too because that makes more sense to why we got so many different variations of the same myth too

Also sometimes Brahma IS considered Vishnu's offspring no???

Smartas are so interesting because the Saurya (ig that's what you call them...) cult just randomly became so unpopular like 😭😭🤌🤌🤌

Same with the Ganpati one and even Rig Veda Indra

Like they were once considered supreme and now it's either just Shiva, Vishnu or Shakti (but Shakti is supreme 🗿✨)

[mormezarlik]

K-pop dinlemeyen hatta kitlesine laf eden ben

Dinliyor...

[eat-applez]

Why is it whenever people learn that you can do something they immediately ask you to do it???

“Oh you’re bi/multilingual??? SAY SOMETHING IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.”

“Oh you’re an artist? DRAW ME.”

Like I’ve actually just started saying the weirdest stuff when people ask me to say something in a different language- It almost always goes over like this-“Oh you can speak Vietnamese? Say something in Vietnamese then.” And then I just say something stupid like “Ok! Bạn là con bánh mì ☺️☺️” and they always go “Wow!! What does that mean??” And I hit them with “You’re bread.” And they for some reason get really angry :/

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omg guys I completely forgot abt Kunigami what

Kunigami w an activist

someone who can ground him and control him. Someone who’s smart and knows how to fight back (verbally) without starting wars in any way. She’s known for her campaigns and her speeches, genuinely standing up for ppl who deserve justice.

[theood]

Also the way my immediate family treats my transness has been weighing on me and I can't even fucking say or complain about it because I'm on T and I have a roof over my head and they still talk to me so it's not bad and I have it so much better than so many other trans people and I should be happy but I'm not!!

[just-kit-ink]

Another song that Singer!Poppy could sing on stage! La Seine from A Monster in Paris. Imagine her singing this beautiful song the night she and Smartass met ^^

//Ooooooooh I love this song!!!!!! I loved the movie too, saw it when it first came out!

[supernova2510]

tighnari and dottore talking to each other make my head hurt

[universalinfo]

Personalekonomi - Smarta Tekniker och Appar för en Enklare Hantering

Välkommen till vår omfattande guide om appar för att förenkla personalekonomi! I den här artikeln kommer vi att täcka alla viktiga aspekter av personalekonomi, från budgetering och lönehantering till personalvård och förmåner. Vi kommer också att dela med oss av smarta tekniker och appar som kan hjälpa dig att förenkla hanteringen av ditt företags personalekonomi. Låt oss dyka in och upptäcka hur du kan skapa ett ekonomiskt stabilt och smidigt företag!

Introduktion till personalekonomi

Personalekonomi för företag handlar om att hantera ekonomin för personal och personalrelaterade aspekter inom organisationen. Det inkluderar löneprocesser, förmåner, personalvård, personalutveckling och arbetsplatskultur. En välskött personalekonomi kan inte bara stärka företagets finansiella hälsa utan också bidra till att skapa en positiv arbetsmiljö och öka medarbetarnas engagemang. Besök oss här: "Nyckeltalsinstitutet".

En välplanerad budget är grundläggande för ett framgångsrikt företag och dess personalekonomi. Företag bör tilldela resurser på ett strategiskt sätt för att möta lönekostnader, personalutveckling och andra personalrelaterade utgifter. Genom att använda budgetteringsverktyg och mjukvara kan företag enkelt övervaka sina ekonomiska mål och anpassa utgifterna efter behov utan att äventyra kvaliteten på personalvården.

Automatisering av Lönehantering

Att hantera löner manuellt kan vara tidskrävande och öka risken för misstag. Genom att automatisera lönehanteringen kan företag spara tid, minska felaktigheter och förbättra personalens nöjdhet.

Lönehantering är en av de mest tidskrävande och kritiska processerna inom personalekonomi. Genom att använda lönehanteringsverktyg och appar kan företag effektivisera lönehanteringen genom att automatisera processerna. Dessa verktyg beräknar automatiskt löner, skatter och andra förmåner, vilket minskar risken för fel och felaktigheter vid löneutbetalningar. Dessutom kan lönehanteringssystem skapa digitala lönebesked och ge anställda en enkel och snabb åtkomst till sina löneuppgifter.

Förmåner och Personalvård

Att erbjuda konkurrenskraftiga förmåner och personalvård är en viktig del av personalekonomin för att attrahera och behålla talangfulla medarbetare. Det kan inkludera hälsoförmåner, flexibla arbetstider, träningsstöd, och företagsaktiviteter för att förbättra arbetsplatskulturen.

Förmåner är ett viktigt verktyg för att locka och behålla talangfulla medarbetare. Genom att erbjuda konkurrenskraftiga förmåner och personalvård visar företaget att det värdesätter sina anställda och deras välbefinnande. Detta kan innefatta hälsoförmåner som sjukförsäkring och tandvård, flexibla arbetstider för att möjliggöra en bra balans mellan arbete och fritid, träningsstöd för att främja en hälsosam livsstil och företagsaktiviteter för att förbättra arbetsplatskulturen och stärka teamet.

Utvecklingsmöjligheter för Anställda

Att investera i personalens utveckling är en långsiktig investering i företagets framgång. Genom att erbjuda träningsprogram och karriärmöjligheter kan företag öka produktiviteten, öka medarbetarnas motivation och minska personalomsättningen.

En välutbildad personal är en resurs som är ovärderlig för företaget. Genom att investera i personalens utveckling genom olika träningsprogram och karriärmöjligheter kan företag öka produktiviteten och effektiviteten i arbetsprocesserna. Dessutom kan det öka medarbetarnas motivation och engagemang, vilket i sin tur kan minska personalomsättningen.

Tekniker och Appar för en Enklare Hantering av Personalekonomin

Att optimera personalekonomin för ditt företag kan underlättas med hjälp av smarta tekniker och appar:

HRM Software: Använd Human Resource Management (HRM) mjukvara för att automatisera processer som rekrytering, personaldokumentation och utvärderingar. Detta hjälper till att spara tid och förbättra effektiviteten i HR-avdelningen.

Lönehanteringsverktyg: Med hjälp av lönehanteringsverktyg kan du enkelt beräkna och hantera löner, skatter och förmåner. Detta minskar risken för fel och ökar noggrannheten i löneutbetalningar.

Personalutvärderingsappar: Använd appar för personalutvärdering för att bedöma prestationer och sätta upp individuella utvecklingsplaner för anställda.

Kollaborationsplattformar: Kollaborationsplattformar gör det enkelt för personalavdelningen att kommunicera med andra avdelningar och underlättar informationsutbyte inom företaget.

Molnbaserade tidrapporteringsverktyg: Molnbaserade tidrapporteringsverktyg gör det möjligt för anställda att enkelt rapportera sin arbetstid och underlättar löneberäkningar.

Anställdas självbetjäningsportaler: Ge dina anställda möjlighet att enkelt få tillgång till sina lönebesked, ledighet och andra personuppgifter genom självbetjäningsportaler.

Personalövervakningssystem: Använd personalövervakningssystem för att hantera anställdas närvaro och arbetstid samt för att förhindra fusk och missbruk av företagets resurser.

Exempel

För att ge dig en bättre förståelse för hur personalekonomi kan implementeras framgångsrikt, låt oss titta på några exempel:

Exempel 1: Förmåner som Driver Engagemang

Ett teknikföretag ville öka medarbetarnas engagemang och minska personalomsättningen. Genom att erbjuda flexibla arbetstider, förmåner för hälsa och välbefinnande samt möjligheter till karriärutveckling, lyckades företaget skapa en positiv arbetsmiljö som ökade medarbetarnas tillfredsställelse och produktivitet.

Exempel 2: Automatisering av Lönehantering

Ett medelstort företag spenderade mycket tid på manuell lönehantering, vilket ledde till fel och förseningar. Genom att implementera ett automatiserat lönehanteringssystem kunde företaget spara tid, minska felaktigheter och skapa en smidigare process för löneutbetalningar.

Exempel 3: Sänkta Kostnader genom Budgetoptimering

Ett tillverkningsföretag hade höga personalkostnader utan att kunna m��ta den verkliga produktiviteten. Genom att använda budgetverktyg och analys mjukvara för att övervaka och optimera kostnaderna, kunde företaget effektivisera arbetsstyrkan och sänka sina kostnader utan att äventyra kvaliteten på arbetet.

Sammanfattning

Att ha en välfungerande personalekonomi är avgörande för ett företags framgång. Genom att använda smarta tekniker och appar för att hantera löner, förmåner, personalutveckling och arbetsplatskultur kan företag förbättra produktiviteten, öka medarbetarnas engagemang och skapa en positiv arbetsmiljö. Genom att investera i personalens utveckling och välbefinnande kan företag locka och behålla talangfulla medarbetare och säkerställa en långsiktig framgång för organisationen.

Oavsett om ditt företag är ett litet startup eller ett etablerat företag, är det viktigt att prioritera personalekonomin för att bygga en framgångsrik och lönsam verksamhet. Genom att använda de smarta teknikerna och appar som vi har diskuterat, kan du förenkla hanteringen av personalekonomin och fokusera på att skapa en positiv och engagerande arbetsmiljö för dina anställda.

Källor:

The Balance Small Business: https://www.thebalancemoney.com/best-payroll-services-for-small-business-5078150

Small Business Trends: https://smallbiztrends.com/2015/03/choose-best-time-tracking-software.html

Entrepreneur: https://www.entrepreneur.com/growing-a-business/is-employee-feedback-missing-at-your-company-heres-why/282788

Slutligen, glöm inte att anpassa dina strategier och tekniker för personalekonomi efter ditt företags unika behov och mål. Genom att kontinuerligt utvärdera och förbättra din hantering av personalekonomin kan du bygga ett starkt och hållbart företag som trivs i dagens konkurrenskraftiga arbetsmiljö. Lycka till!

[ndisswestore]

Nyhet Butiken uppdateras

Vad är det som händer på Ndisswe store? Jo de som händer är att de kommer bli lite ändringar på både meny färg o de kommer även att vara en typ av banner. kommer även att lägga in en del super deals i varorna som finns men de kommer sist när allt har kommit på plats. Så ha en skön kväll/natt önskar webba mastern

[envelopesofbadluck]

I mean technically I didn't, and she can grow more. I already asked.

uhhhh I hate to break it to you but he did mess with Designer. Yeah

"... Well ! I just hope it's nothing too bad! The worse is her paper flowers and I already have to fight her every time I go to take care of those... Let's say that my relation with Designer is hectic. Especially when it comes to her 'upgrades' to other worlds... Those flowers are her hard work, so as long as Misfortune doesn't touch those, he should be fine"

[technically-a-kiwi]

Soul falling through a fire's tear (C Pep and Maurice's meating rewritten)🌌[Cosmic AU]🌌

Far above our realm, above our sight

The kitchen of creation was empty, only a few bits of cosmic dough and tomato sauce stained the table, looks like the place was abandoned for a quite a long time

Meanwhile, high up in the multiverse

The Chef was looming down over a thousand worlds, looking insistently at one clump of galaxies in particular

"What'cha doin' fatty ?"

The Chef jumped in a start, glowing and blasting a flaming scream at the Host's face

"MIO DIO YOU STUPID GREMLIN, YOU ALMOST MADE-A ME ROAST THE WORLDS AROUND-A ME INTO GALACTIC S'MORES !" blurted the chef, furious with eyes wide

The Host's face was cremated, pure charcoal "Oh please, I barely said four words in inside voices" he replies in a cough " besides, billions of trillions of people die every second in the multiverse, a few trillions more won't change a thing" he concludes rolling his eyes and wiping of the ashes off his face

"Why are you in the middle of the multiverse anyway ? You're trying to be on the next Hubble telescope picture or something ? Or is that one of your other wild strategies to prevent anomalies to form ?" says the Host, chuckling to himself " Ha ! Ya might as well do surgery with a excavator, that's just as safe !" He continues laughing even more

"It's-a none of that" replies the chef in a sigh " I'm looking at something..."

The Host stops, and looks at the chef, raising an eyebrow "You sure about that ? "

The Chef looks at him back, confused

He continues "Because I'm pretty sure this guy is not a something but a someone" he says, pointing at the clump of galaxies the Chef was stairing at, unconfortably close to him

The Host giggles " Well well Mr Pasta, you stalk people now ?" he says teasing the Chef "And I thought you weren't into these kinds of things, that they were unethical and stuff, you changed your mind again ?"

The Chef sweats nervously " w-w- WHAT ?! I'm not stalking !"

The Host brings out a notepad along with a pen, scribbling his every thoughts " Oh this will make a great news title : The cosmic Chef stalks people, finaly stops acting like a smug superior and confirming he is in fact a normal eldricth entity"

The Chef looks even more nervous, loosing shape and brightening up " N- NO DON'T WRITE-A THAT !" he cries, spitting blazes

The Host writes frantically on his notepad, not missing a single information passing through his head " You know, I could first make an article about your constant change of percpective on how you treat the mortal realm, I mean like you always change opinion, first you care, than you don't, than you do and than you don't ? Oh and I'll write about your weird ways and what made you so different from other entities, but everyone already knows you're a wierdo so I don't think it's necessary. Uuuh what else..."

The Chef had enough " STOP ! " he screams, knocking down the Host's notepad with a blazing palm, setting it on fire

" Hey ! My article !" complains the Host, now empty handed and without any idea for his news program

" Serves you well you nuisance," added the Chef, wipping his hands on his apron " leave now, go make-a some disaster somewhere else " he concludes before going back to his activity

" Well that's rude, " says the Host, frowning, hands on hips "what am I gonna do for tonight's show smarta-"

" GO NOW !" screams the Chef, blowing all his anger at him in flames

"Fine fine, jeez..." replies the Host, slowly floating away...

and just as soon comes back on the opposite side of the Chef "But could you tell me why are you stalking this... very... common guy down there ? Looking for a new ingredient for your book of recipe Mr Chef ?" he scoffes

The Chef pushes him away " No, and it's-a none of your buisness, go away." he replies all sterned

And so he waits for the Host to leave...

...

...

The Chef sighs " You won't leave unless I tell-a you why I'm doing this, is that it ? "

"Uh-huh" says the Host, with a very mocking grin

The Chef rolls his eyes... and rubes them" Okay then, if-a that makes you leave..."

"This guy, he's... interesting... somehow " he adds " I feel-a like he's not-a like any other..."

" *chuckles* In what ?" replies the Host "It's just another Maurice Spaghetti version, a very common one in fact"

The Chef shrugs

" Wait," adds the Host, a little curious "let me see in my archives, I'm sure I've got some infos on that guy"

In just a snap, his cigar turns into a very strange phone " Yo! Noise," he yells " get me some infos about that Maurice Spaghetti, the one from universe 100 234 998"

The Host counts down with his hand... three, two, one...

Suddenly, a hands appears out of thin air with a long parchment "There you go sir, woag"

The Host rips the parchment from the hand, and pushes it back into the void "Let me see... Maurice Spaghetti, italo-american, gambling addict, miserable job, recent divorce, single dad, mid life crises, heart desease... "

He thows the partchment away "Yeah, classic miserable guy, there's at least trillions of guys in the multiverse that had it worse, what's so special about him ?" he asks as he grows more interested by this affair

" I-a... I don't know..." replies the Chef, still confused by this sensation "It's as if, his story is...incomplete. I feel-a like something's missing..." he concludes, not very sure if he properly conveyed what he's thinking

The Host waits, and ponders

"... so, it's an anomaly..." he replies

" I-a... I guess ? It feels-a like it, but it's-a not quite an anomaly... " Says the Chef, still not sure of how to describe this... "I've kept a close eye one this-a man, I'm not quite sure of what to do if this degenerates... "

" Delete him, problem solved" says the Host, lighting a cigar

"Ah I thought of this," He replies " but I'm-a not sure if it's safe... It's not like a regular anomaly, the guy is perfectly normal, perfectly linked to his universe, I'm afraid of creating a butterfly effect if I delete him..." he concludes, still thinking about a solution

" Pff, you worry too much, if I was in your place, I'd just delete him and be done" replies the Host mockigly, smoking away his cigar

" We can't all-a be as careless as you " mutters the Chef

" This doesn't-a solve my problem tho..." he continues " what should I do ?"

"Investigate" replies the Host

"That's what I was-a doing before you came " says the Chef

"No," says the Host, hushing the Chef with his finger and getting unconfortably close to his face " investigate from upclose"

The Chef pushes him back " Oh no, terrible idea " he adds, waving his hands to reject the idea

" What do you mean ? You just go, see this guy from up close and get the anomaly corrected, what's wrong with that ?"

The Chef sighs" Yeah sure, let me, a giant blazing-a cosmic entity, walk up to this small-a man, going "hey there piccolito, I'm here because there's-a something wrong with your existence and I might-a need to destroy you in case you degenerate into something that threatens your universe's continuation" No no, the poor-a guy will go into cardiac arreast"

" I do that all the time with my contestances on NNS, and nothing bad happens most of the time" says he Host, giggling

The Chef chakes his head, that's not the way he wants to go...

" Uh, fine..." says the Host, slowly floating away "You know" he adds as he turns back "you're not forced to interact with him, you could always just turn invisible, delete him from existence, or you know, LITERALY just snap your finger to fix everything 'cause you're omnipotent ?" he concludes

The Chef turns his head, ignoring him

"Sut yourself" shruggs the Host before disapearing into a firework spelling "See ya"

The Chef, now alone, thought of a plan...

"I could-a just... snap my finger... and everything will be fine..." he mutters to himself, not sure of what to do

"But if I do, I'll-a never see what was wrong in the first-a place... and I won't know how to fix this anomaly if it happens again !"

"But it isn't an anomaly! I don't even-a know what it is !"

"Why is this happening to this-a man and this universe in particular ? What even is-a happening to him ?"

"Why is he missing-a something ? What is it that he's-a missing"

"And I can't just-a go there ! If I do my fire will-a bring everything to life, I can't-a have conscious cartoon flowers and walls in a sci-fi universe"

"What if nothing is-a wrong, and I break everything because I was too stubborn to look-a for an anomaly ?"

And so, as the Chef's mind slowly floaded with worries, he slowly put himself in even more presure...until

He busted like a teapot

"OH SCREW IT ! I'll-a just go there and wear my hoodie like I always do"

He takes his apron, strechs and rolls it around himself, chifting into a simple gray hoodie

"I go see him, learn a little bit about-a him and see what's missing, simple as that !"

"...R...Right ?"

And so, on top of his cosmic scotter, the Chef goes on his quest to see what is wrong with this so called Maurice Spaghetti, what will he find out ? Will he be able to hold his cover, we will see this on the next story.

TO BE CONTINUED ====>

[piggiefattyminornumbtwo]

this old shit looks ugly

"why are you drinking coffee if you don't like it -FUGO im the boss of passione i have to look important" go to the shower smartas blah blah blah

[talonabraxas]

Lord Vishnu ॐ Talon Abraxas

Vishnu is a Hindu god, the Supreme God of Vaishnavism (one of the three principal denominations of Hinduism) and one of the three supreme deities (Trimurti) of Hinduism. He is also known as Narayana and Hari. As one of the five primary forms of God in the Smarta tradition, he is conceived as “the Preserver or the Protector” within the Trimurti, the Hindu Trinity of the divinity.

Vishnu is one of the most important gods in the Hindu pantheon and, along with Brahma and Shiva, is considered a member of the holy trinity (trimurti) of Hinduism. He is the most important god of Vaishnavism, the largest Hindu sect. Indeed, to illustrate Vishnu’s superior status, Brahma is, in some accounts, considered to have been born from a lotus flower which grew from Vishnu’s naval. A complex character, Vishnu is the Preserver and guardian of men (Narayana), he protects the order of things (dharma) and, when necessary, he appears on earth in various incarnations or avatars to fight demons and fierce creatures and so maintain cosmic harmony.

Vishnu represents Sattvaguna and is the centripetal force as it were, responsible for sustenance, protection and maintenance of the created universe.

Etymologically speaking, the word ‘Vishnu’ means ‘one who pervades, one who has entered into everything.’ So he is the transcendent as well the immanent reality of the universe. He is the inner cause and power by which things exist.

Vishnu Gayatri Mantra

ॐ श्री विष्णवे च विद्महे वासुदेवाय धीमहि। तन्नो विष्णुः प्रचोदयात्॥

Om Shri Vishnave Cha Vidmahe Vasudevaya Dhimahi। Tanno Vishnuh Prachodayat॥

This Vishnu mantra means, “Om, Let me meditate on Lord Vishnu, Oh, Lord Vasudeva, give me higher intellect, And let Lord Vishnu illuminate my mind”. The Vishnu Gayatri Mantra like every other Gayatri Mantra has an effect of removing fear and bringing one to reality.

[gizmoforge]

SMARTAS$ FOREVER! Veilguard Enamel Pin

My first Veilguard playthrough was a sassy Lord of Fortune, Hira Laidir, and she is canon to me 😆

💖My Dragon Age section on Etsy:

Etsy!

[anewbieartist356]

yeah……something……sad…*he wipes is eyes a little* and yes…..you are small….small and portable *picks her up like a briefcase/ the under the armpit holding thing* see?

*A small green bat approaches the cog who's come into the market place, tugging gently on his jacket*

"Do you need some help?"

- Star from @toontastictoons

o…oh hello there…..s….sure i need some help…can you…..show me where i can find some flour….

*he seems a bit nervous*