#smh if she wins..................................

[hwiyoungies]

screaming at my laptop while watching gbbo because the judges are fucking Stupid and just send the best baker home

[youraveragedeltafan]

Everyday I wonder why they didn't include Julie on the Rapture's Best and Brightest poster, and every day I wonder if she cared or not (or if she was just like don't care *continues to play god with trees*)

[roscoehamiltons]

i was watching 3 body problem with my friend before the race and i'm contemplating if i should tell her that we can resume watching..

[boxwinebaddie]

It’s me, wanted to share, whomst is surprised absolutely no one

I just wanted to say that I am currently wearing a “Peace, Love, Pine Trees” shirt and it occurred to me that ninaverse Stan would absolutely wear some shit like that

The way you write Stan (both those boys tbh) owns my soul btw

bonjoooour mon ange <33,

and would you look at that? looks like it's actually your turn in The Share Chair ( haha remember that flashback ) so you can share absolutely anything you want!

also i know i am late but i think it's hilarious that you were wearing your crunchy girl peace, love, pine trees shirt, riles, because when i was reading this message i was in my 'i shaved my balls for this?' teeshirt and also drinking a premixed mai tai cocktail in a can...so we were giving #stenny and i love that for us, haha. ( rina nation! )

but no 100% one of the funniest thing about ncu stans to me is that he is either wearing like ripped up black band teeshirts or he is wearing a spar voluntee-shirt ( i hc'ed that spar = south park animal rescue where stan helps out ), one of those vintage d.a.r.e teeshirts ironically, ( i think stans twitter bio is 'vodka is vegan' )

i think kennys running joke is buying stan really funny vegan/veg joke teeshirts that say SUUUUPER cringey, embarrassing and usually raunchy shit like 'i want (to F U ) tonight ;)' or like 'i eat gr(ASS)' the hail seitan one omg heeeelpppp skdhsldh

( sometimes when he is feeling zesty -- and he is always feeling zesty after two or three shots -- he'll wear one out and also sometimes he does roll the sleeves up and when he opens kyles cider with his lighter and winks at him in the edgy veg boy shirt w/ his hair all messy it does make him cry and throw up sdhlksahdds...smh...jail )

also x2 dont trust me by 3OH!3 is on the epic cfpom throwback playlist in the kyle pile one the way to the kickback and the volume comes all the way up and everyone looks at stan for tell ur boyfriend if he says got beef that im a vegetarian and i aint FKN scared of him!!!

but yes everything about stan being a crunchy emo king is my fave.

ALSO X3 THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!! i am really glad you like them!!! i was so nervous about how i was writing them for so long and i realize not everyone is going to have the same take as me!!! but i got really comfy with my characterizations so yeah all my stans are dramatic lil crybaby bisexual emo planty kings wearing too much silver jewelry who have been through hell and all my kyles are gay type-a neurotic dark academia ethereal elf princes who are secretly sensitive and cry watching pride and prejudice everytime and hold their own hands.

my sons! my angels! my babies! style world domination! <3

-uncle nina, in her kenny era

[pohlepen]

i am beating my grubby hands on the table and begging for beach threads pls 🏖️🌊🌞

[moregraceful]

Absolute scenes at the ballpark tonight while the SF Giants left their entire roster on base.

Me: so, if Yaz is out, do the Yaz Girlies become other girlies? like are there Conforto girlies?

My friend: no, there are only Yaz Girlies. like, no one else. just Yaz Girlies.

[We contemplate the solid, unchanging state of being a Yaz Girlie.]

Me: Sometimes I walk around my house saying “Yaz Girlie” out loud to make myself laugh.

My friend: I’m so glad this has brought you as much joy as it has brought me.

[lanayrutower]

i'm about to throw hands with this yt poll.

this is the zelda version of that twitter butch post to me.

[deityofhearts]

sometimes me or lex remember that time she was on call with her bf and she said “capiche?” and I interjected saying “isn’t that a food?,, oh wait. quiche.”

[quercus-queer]

Blah blah blah Katya took advantage of her husband and killed people blah blah blah she’s a lesbian doing her best okay, so what if she betrays him? Y’all only care because Goncharov is the main character, if the movie was from Katya’s pov we’d all be on her side let’s be real

[handsome-girl-competition]

guys this blog has basically been kashima themed for a while now how is villanelle catching up to her

[heewongirl]

we should simply win polls don't look at the title it literally doesn't matter if it says whose the worst or whose the best, it will be us.

[marklikely]

getting annoyed at all the people i keep seeing saying no omg halloween ends was so good because they tried something new and im like yeah ok but did literally any of the stuff they tried actually turn out good? no.

[menemosa]

ooooh deities <333

warning: this is very very long fjeiwajgoaew

okay okay so Deities is kinda weird cause its basically just a 15-page compilation of all the short stories/character exploration things i do for some of my ocs. uhh for context, i’ve been working on a pantheon with a friend for about 2 years now technically inspired from nordic mythology but honestly we just made it into a building place for any ideas we have for... whatever honestly HAHAHA

i’ll just add a snippet to one of the short stories and give a really long explanation for it cause uhh there’s a lot of stories and lot of context and we’ll be here forever if i explain each and every one lol

Amaia is known for being the most merciful amongst her siblings, the one that is sure to answer when mortals seek her help. She is the one with prayers flooding her eardrums, crowds of worshippers that burn her their finest materials, and devotion felt in the crevasse of every piece of marble on her temples.

She is only one left of the Oprindelige, the only to survive the madness that courses through her family’s veins. Amaia’s worshippers adore her for the fact that she is the only one who stayed, but she knows that it’s only a matter of time before they grow displeased with her. She is too kind, too distant, too neutral. She remains with the souls of the dead, and the living has never quite forgiven her for that.

Amaia now knows she is an amalgamation of the things she tries to leave behind. A juxtaposition of immortality and death, she is surrounded by the skeletal husks of the once was and no longers. Her heart holds a vice-like grip on her memories and plagues her with the whispers of what if. They murmur a name long forgotten. Amaia had run to the realm of the dead to find some of the peace the dead seemed to possess, but only found that bitterness lasts far beyond the grave and regret? Regret remains forever.

so basically, amaia’s the she’s the youngest in four gods called the “Oprindelige”. they’re the accidental children of vynarin, a four-faced primordial god, and were conceived as he was wounded by his older brother (who’s basically trying to kill him but that’s another story lol). vynarin is a shitty, neglectful parent who doesn’t care one iota about his so-called children.

this ends up driving amaia’s older sister, eyfura, to become controlling and manipulative af towards her siblings because of her abandonment issues and eventually drives each sibling against each other. now all of amaia’s older siblings despise mortals, which is a big problem because amaia actually runs away and falls in love with a mortal princess turned queen haha.

in an attempt to bring her back into their embrace, her older siblings execute this amazing plan to kill off amaia’s lover (all ofc orchestrated in the background by eyfura the sister of the year <3). their plan backfires on them completely because rather than go back to them, amaia instead exiles herself into the realm of the dead and takes over as the goddess of the dead. and because she’s actually kind and cares about humanity, she’s the most worshipped one of her siblings lol

so all in all, this entire thing is just amaia reminiscing about how she attained her status as a beloved god and being very very sad

ask game

[niuxita21]

Finally finished Las Pelotaris and went on the tag and OMG I can't fucking beLIEVE that yet again there is not a single gifset of Chelo and her pretty pretty face even though her character had the best denouement out of all of them by actually being allowed to kill her abusive fuckwad of a husband and watch as his body was eaten by pigs (queen shit). I also can't believe the level of simping over Itzi with a woman who apparently loved her SoOOOooOO much that she easily believed she killed her husband just from a signature on a typewritten confession. Ugh I'm so mad at this show like it started off so good then was utterly terrible in the middle and the finale was actually enjoyable (if majorly stressful) because for the first time all season the three lead characters (+ Rosa, the true MVP of this show) were in the same country and interacting with each other. I will always be a sucker for scenes of female bonding over killing/disposing of trash men or helping each other do it. I also can't believe that the prospect of a season 2, no matter how grim it is, does not entirely displease me because at least the four of them would be all together and I would really enjoy watching them deal with this new shitty situation. But alas, I highly doubt there will be a second season, and if there is, they'd find a way to ruin it the same way they mishandled everything after episode 3 give or take. And I would have to continue watching Itzi pine over a woman who chose to believe the worst of her. Itzi, mi amor, love yourself!!!!!!

[overnightheartbeats]

[text] Stuart Little is a bitch and Remy could take him any day. - Danielle :))

text message prompts // @cursivebloodlines

[text]: wroooong, how does it feel to have so many bad takes in one day? <3 :)

[text]: give Remy a piece of cheese and strawberry, and he's out of the game! too busy eating to fight

[text]: besides, since when are u a stuart little hater?

[text]: now that u mention it though, i'm going to make this the question of the day for my class. Just to prove you wrong! Also, we still on for drinks? lmk