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screaming at my laptop while watching gbbo because the judges are fucking Stupid and just send the best baker home
#good thing i didn't watch this season while it was airing in 2020#because i would've been fuming and tweeting shit LMFAO#b.txt#the one that they kicked out it was literally her First bad week#and yeah it was. bad LMFAO#but the one that stayed has been on the bottom like 5 times???#and they always say the same to her like please dude give us a tidy bake#and she never listens!! and then complains ''omg they always give me the same critique 🙄''#YEAH FUCKING WONDER WHY#spilling shit all over the floor and complaining about her stuff not looking nice#smh if she wins..................................#and i know the competition must be stressful as hell but she's also always crying like girl#pull it together!!! pull it together and do what you know you're able to do#can you tell i'm annoyed LMFAO
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Women do not owe you anything. We do not owe you access to our bodies. We do not owe you access to our emotional labour. We do not owe you attraction. We do not owe you acceptance to our spaces or opportunities.
Women do not owe you anything.
#radblr#radical feminism#feminism#terfblr#The male socialisation really jumps out of this one huh#“Who told you that you can say no to men and get away with it?”#terfsafe#gender critical#It's all “you have to” and “you gotta” no I actually don't#“They can and do read trans womens traits as masculine/male” yeah I fucking wonder why jakey maybe it's because you're a man
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Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!
Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*
Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!
#original#the last unicorn#tlu#peter s beagle#molly gru#schmendrick#schmendrick the magician#two of my favorite characters in anything right there in the center of the story! and I'm glad I saw the film first!#my reading ability has diminished due to trauma disability etc. but it seems like having a visual reference actually really helped!#no wonder i only ever want to read fan fic! turns out reading is not actually Superior to other types of Storytelling. it's just different.#to say otherwise is snobbishness I have been eminently guilty of in my life!#but like it is easier for me to consume tv and movies and that is fine actually. also that's why I'm doing a graphic novel lol#because i wanted to make something i would actually be able to read if i found it at a library. altho the audio book IS gonna be bomb#the audiobook is for visually impaired readers and anyone who wants or needs it! accessible stories for everyone! yeah!!#my gender was already transed but now I've gained an ADDITIONAL gender! which one? I'll never tell 😘#i am so powerful i have so much fuckin gender. my wife has no gender. and she is equally as powerful.#and also she has STUDIED THE BLADE#mostly zoro's blades from One Piece#normally YouTube recommends me shit movies like idiocracy or smth this is like if every day ur cat brought you a piece of rotten food and#then one day it brings you a BEAUTIFULLY ANIMATED TALE FEATURING MY BELOVED TWINK FUCK-UP WIZARD FRIEND AND MY ALL-TIME HOMEGIRL MOLLY GRU#and also it's soft and beautiful and funny and fucking weird!! i wrote melodies to the songs in the books on my ukulele
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this is what the mind of someone insane looks like
#piss mauling#sniperpauling#you know piss mauling is such a deranged name out of context very different from the others thats why i like it#thanks user maybeeventhebest for creating such wonderful name for such weird shipp#team fortress 2#tf2#sniper#miss pauling#kino art#this arent that good but hey i will dump whatever i made for tf2 in this fucking blog and you gonna bare with me bc im gonna be so annoying#anywaayyss... they are so cringe and sweaty and weird girls and and yeah#this is like the second most weird girl shipp type w miss pauling the first one is w pyro ha#edit:FUCKIFORGOTTHETEXTOFTHESECONDPONE#edit2: if anyone asks why her back is so arched like that just imagine she’s super flexible👍 i often can’t draw bodies right forgive me
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some hasty Laughingstock ft. butterfly!Howdy for your mild enjoyment...
#i have this... scene in my head#where howdy is having a bit of a breakdown over his Yassification™️#he just destroyed half his store w/ his wings and etc etc barnaby finds him curled up in the Back#howdy's all like 'i was such a handsome green.... now im this horrible blue w/ ugly black forearms blah blah blah'#and barnabys all '??? the fuck are you talking about youre literally stunning??? shut up lmfao ill make out w you'#and then i also thought Oh so butterfly howdy cant really fly#but what if he like.... does this cute lil flutter when he kisses barnaby#and it generates enough Lift that it makes him way lighter and lets him aaaalmost hover#because i think it'd be ADORABLE and im RIGHT-#anyway those are my thoughts behind these silly scribbles#scribble salad#laughingstock#yassified howdy <3#i have soooooo much affection for laughingstock + butterfly howdy#barnaby and his girlboss gaslight gatekeep gorgeous husband <3#he's ken & howdy's barbie#and he is Kenough <3#and howdy is. uh. Barbalicious <3#do i sometimes wonder why i lean towards viewing howdy more Feminine than the others? yeah#and then i immediately go 'bc its rad as hell and objectively Correct' (delusional)#and then i high five myself and move on with my day
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Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)
So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:
Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:
Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:
He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues
The Chair Appears - Spain
He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood
The Chair Evolves - Silverstone
Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!
The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)
I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)
*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha
#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair#and im also just obsessed with the range of it???#theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely#the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs#this was actually like a true derangment post#irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it#im just curious about the origins still#like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race'#the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry#but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time#okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT#the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me#seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc#and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair#and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff#this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#formula one#*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#catie.rambling.txt#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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"distant relative" i assume you are referring to my father?
#happy father's day everyone!#mine was fucking terrible he received a C- rating at best#and that is me being fucking GENEROUS with the grading rubric yeah#anyway i love and respect anyone who feels the need to quietly publicly shame their negligent father figure on anonymous social media#there should be a RateMyProfessor website but it's RateMyParents#it would serve no possible practical purpose but it would be as potentially psychologically scalding as a ghost pepper and/or supernova so.#do it#.......that could actually be so interesting#comparing and contrasting the reviews of siblings and half-siblings and step-siblings#the differences in parental perception between the Black Sheep/Scapegoat and the Golden Child and the Middle Child and So On#(on that note why are the two main idioms for being blacklisted in your own family both *livestock* related who laid that groundwork)#ANYway. back to RateMyFather#this one dad gets nine 5-star reviews and one absolutely SCATHING no-stars review#which mathematically leaves him with a 4.5 rating BUT#the main thing you are left wondering is how did one dad end up with TEN reviews that is in itself an Indictment
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i’m so used to how you draw zelda that whenever i see someone else draw her it’s literally like. skinny person jumpscare.
literally being a fat zelda truther is so hard bc why do people insist on drawing the girl like she's never had a meal in her life. put some meat on her bones please god she is starving
#yeah botw zelda fanart is always like. woe. skinny girl be upon ye#and people on instagram get SOOOO pissed about the way i draw her its so funny. the comments are always so formulaic#like its always 'uhmmm im skinny and ur taking away MY representation my body type is beautiful too!!'#or 'um i just dont think you should be promoting an unhealthy body type' SHUT THE FUCK UP. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD#OR if its a man theyll be like 'um you made her look fat :/' like its an insult. like yeah babe that was on purpose. lmfao#and its not like i dont notice that people ONLY EVER get pissed about how i stylize ZELDA'S body. because i change link's body type too.#but i make HIM noticably SKINNIER. like gee i wonder why we have a problem with one of these but not the other one guys. lmao#anyway. im glad tumblr has so many fat zelda appreciators because things are fucking bleak on instagram lmao#and i do also occasionally get jumpscared by skinny zelda. like i KNOW she looks like that but also She Would Not Fucking Look Like That#asks
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i think its kinda funny how everyone just. plays along w obito's fake identity shticks like .. lol. even KABUTO, who Knows he's not madara and told him that TO HIS FACE still keeps calling him madara ... the zetsus refer to him as "good boy tobi" LOL even when theyre alone at the start of it all .. like when obito gets introduced to the viewer. him and the zetsus deliberate abt whether he can join the akatsuki now after sasori is gone and they just. Call Him That. lol. they call him tobi at some points later as well btw even when sasuke is there who is Supposed to believe that he's madara and i think sasuke does so as well some time later. sasuke just doesnt care asfsfdgfgds but kabuto? i wonder if maybe he's curious ... but maybe he's just like, well, that guy is not gonna tell me who he is anyway. so. better just go along with it like it almost seems like a FAVOR he does him but maybe he also just doesnt want to force the issue. so obito doesnt rip his damn head off
#i wonder what kuro zetsu told him tho??#we know kuro zetsu approached him and got him to cooperate with obt#so that he can 1) help w the war but 2) more importantly resurrect mdr#soooo mdr-core actually of obt to get fucking betrayed like that. adfsfsgdgs#anyways. its kinda funny#but also a bit tragic maybe .. bc nobody cares#they either dont care OR theyre afraid of him and thats why they cannot get thru to him#or just do not try getting thru to him in the 1st place#obito#kabuto#posts#sasuke#zetsu#kuro zetsu#but YEAH i wonder what kuro zetsu said to kabuto abt who obt is#bc he's like yeah thats not mdr. the real mdr is still in the ground. and u need to go dig him back up#did kabuto ask him abt that??#or did he just not care#guess he wouldnt know who he is anyway even if someone told him his name#IMAGINE if kabuto just for the funzies. had just called him 'obt' some time. adfsfsgdgds#obt wouldve FUCKING murdered him maybe the zetsus are actually the reason why he did not do that#maybe they told him to not force the issue#and just get him to cooperate with him somehow and play nice w him. lol
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sorry but the trope in books where the main character forgets about their friends and ruins that relationship to focus on their love interest instead is so overused and amatonormative. this trope suggests that romance is so far above friendships that it's okay to neglect your platonic relationships. that's not true, and it shouldn't be normalized.
#like yeah you are allowed to be dedicated to your s/o#but i think it's such bullshit that you are supposed to just. stop caring about your friends#like i wonder why i'm so scared all my friends will leave me for their partners...#oh yeah it's because of this fucking idea that friendships are worth less after you start dating someone#aro#aromantic#arospec#aroace#aspec#fuck amatonormativity#amatonormativity#1k
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I know most ppl rlly like gremlin-Moon who’s always picking on and messing with Y/N (BuT LiKE iN aN EnDEaRiNG WaY) but I grew up with three older brothers. Anyway I personally would love to hit gremlin-Moon with a bat
#doodles#sketches#fnaf moon x y/n#fnaf moon x reader#gremlin moon#I don mind the occasional joke but if all of ur humor is based on belittling or mocking me I can and will go Cain on ur ass#‘OOoOhH BuT He’SJuST MeSsINg ArOuND’ yeah and I can put him in the ground. bitch#‘awww but it’s a sign of his affection!!!!’ also gives very BoYs WiLL bE bOYs vibes and I want to fucking hit someone#Babbit vs stupid mf moon challenge. I win by default bc of pure feral rage and years worth of stifled violence#I’m in a mood today sorry#Babbit lore#aka small things abt my life#I’m the youngest of four and hav three older brothers!#yes it sucked. yes we did get along 80% of the time#anyway if u ever wonder why I’m so paranoid abt ppl mocking me to my face or behind my back abt my interests. now u know#hits face on floor repeatedly#silly fluff#silly bullshit#bones of a rabbit fnaf#bones of a rabbit
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#empoleon#i dunno what kind of face this guy is making but. i mean. sure#simply a tiny bit of a :> type beat. but also like. pursing their lips‚ i guess. i dunno i've never really looked at empoleon's face??#i guess they kinda look cool when you're not looking at their face. now they kinda just look silly#ugh and they have the fucking. blue eyes like the “people with blue eyes” meme. you know the one. that's this guy#also they're a fucking steel-type‚ right?? i'm gonna double-check this so folks in the comments don't kick my ass actually#yeah i was right. pretty sure this is the only steel-type starter? it's fucked up. a very cool typing but i have to wonder why
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me just casually watching around the world in 80 days and vibing to the theme song that was composed by HANS ZIMMER AND CHRISTIAN LUNDBERG. WHAT THE FUCK.
#yes the man who composed the theme for inception interstellar the lion king dune and literally countless blockbusters#also composed music for that little bauble of a show that stars david tennant running around with a mustache on#was not expecting that crossover#yeah i was just listening to the theme song and wondering why it sounded so epic and cool#cause fucking HANS ZIMMER#david tennant#bbc#pbs masterpiece#bbc is so unhinged#around the world in 80 days#phileas fogg#hans zimmer#abigail fix#jean passpartout#atwi80d
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daily reminder that this conversation exists
I think the take away you're meant to have is that yuno thinks kazui is lying about his taste in women but the way she phrases it so vaguely makes it sound like she thinks kazui's gay and its SO FUNNY. 0207 are the best duo istg 😭
#SHE EVEN DOES THE FUCKING “mhm mhm. sure sure. yeah deffieentlyy” thing ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY#“your putting me in a tight spot here” I WONDER WHY 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈#milgram#kazui mukuhara#yuno kashiki#mahiru shiina#p0207
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i'm actually not sure if oikawa would ever apologize to kageyama for almost taking his head off That One Time™️ because i feel like it could go either way (he has moved on, leave it in the past, no need to bring up the shame and anger and guilt and the frustration of not being first, take it as a lesson learned and continue step-by-step forward OR he wants to confront what almost was, wants kageyama to know that he truly wholeheartedly respects him now, sees him as a proper equal and someone he cares for) but i DO think it'd be funny as fuck if oikawa for some reason brings it up like "hey remember that time i almost punched the hell out of you" and kageyama just pauses, squints at him, and goes "you what"
#LIKE 100% KAGEYAMA ABSOLUTELY DID NOT REALIZE#HE DIDN'T KNOW#HE'S LIKE 'oikawa-san . . . . why???'#and oikawa has to take a deep breath bc it's no wonder he wanted to ko this brat the first time around#like yeah yeah we've already had the convo where it was fucked up but understandable and intense character analysis and whatever else#but i just think this particular scenario would be REALLY funny#bonus points if this is during the all stars match#kageyama tobio#oikawa tooru#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyuu hcs#sou says stuff
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Thank you for feeding us the laughingstock <3
you're so Welcome! its entirely Voluntary! i have Every Choice On The Matter!
#ive said it before and ill say it again: theyre holding me hostage in my own head#i swear to god i meant to scribble more outfits tonight... i Didnt...#I FUCKING WONDER WHY!!!!!#but yeah no yeah seriously tho i love them and i love Providing#this pairing is a heavy weight on my back but by fuck i will carry it#i am honestly hoping for crumbs in the update lmfao#theyd be platonic crumbs of course but ough any would be so so tasty#i will take any interaction they have! any tidbits! and i will cherish them!#& like. theyre a rarepair and i do not believe for a second that they have canon merit#but hey! a guy can dream!#and if one day the impossible happens and it turns out i Sniffed Out A Canon Couple. goddamn. id be unbearable. id never shut up about it#yall would have to kill me.#rambles from the bog#laughingstock#scribble salad
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