#smigglestyle

[animramz22]

made smiggles' balls (cookie things?)

#smigglestyle

I halved the recipe because I didn't want to eat too many and used only cranberries instead of blueberries just because I didn't want to buy extra shit. I didn't bake them because I'm a lazy bastard as you can already tell. Anyway, I think they're very good. Maybe a little dry. I ended using about double the amount of water called for in the post lol. Thank you Adam for your balls, you're gonna make me fat now... how ironic.

[theeternalhost]

I'm curious because of a disagreement I had with a mutual:

[starhitshnaz]

A two part story

[cadaverd]

Old art. Hi. Smigglestyle.

[emmysobased]

Jerking my wiener smigglestyle

[mailmanwonthelottery1]

making..

~Oatmealberry Chipnut Cookies!

Smigglestyle! B-)

I wanted to try AL’s cookie recipe out of both curiosity, and because the recipe looked good.

I do not usually bake but was determined to make the cookies as accurately as I could, though i’m sure others have made them better or more accurately before. I could not find any examples of such online, aside from various comments of others saying they have tried the recipe before. hopefully someone finds this post interesting.

BAKING

I mixed the ingredients in the order listed, following along with the notes in brackets for more accuracy. I ended up needing another 1/2 cup of water before mixing as was stated. I made sure that the peanut butter chosen was not too liquidy nor solid either. Once mixed, I put the dough onto my tray in balls, slightly flattening them.

I did not grease the tray of course.

I baked them in the oven for 15 minutes at 350F. They did not take long to cool off once removed.

MY REVIEW

It is a unique recipe, and vegan aswell so that’s a plus.

They tasted pretty good in my opinion, I was quite pleased with them. chewy is a word i’d use, since I lack words to describe them in detail. I will say, they did not taste like other cookies i’ve tried before so if you are curious or just think that you may like them I say try it.

I enjoyed making them.

MY RATING

raw: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆

baked: ★ ★ ★ ★ ☆

Final thoughts:

While making them I felt strange. It was who made them before and posted the recipe online that was on my mind while preparing them. I was eating the cookies of a dead man, and not just any.

I do not condone the actions of Adam or the tragedy that followed this recipe being posted 420 days later, but I must admit, he made damn good cookies.

[radiowave-slushie]

~Oatmealberry Chipnut Cookies!Smigglestyle!Mix: 3 cup oats (The smaller and powderier the better)

1 cup flour (I'm partial to wheat)

1/2 cup water (Adding slightly more later on might help)

3/4 cup turbinado-style sugar (The larger the granules the better)

1 teaspoon cinnamon (Ginger sucks)

1/2 teaspoon salt (Fuck anticaking agents)

1/2 cup dried cranberries (The smoother the better)

1/2 cup dried blueberries (The juicier the better)

1/2 cup milk-free chocolate chips (About a cubic centimeter per chip. Mingled units add a flair of fun!)Greased cookie trays are for commies.Bake them for however long you want. Or not at all. They don't have any meat in them, after all!

i should give this to my grandma

[theeternalhost]

more lanza and ill suck you off

SIR YES SIR!

joyous lanza. : )

[starhitshnaz]

Seeing hot guys at the pool makes me feel like elliot

[culturalsillystine]

There is now a link to my playlist on my carrd. Listen, if you'd like to. Tell me what you think 👍 I'll put the link here if you don't want to go through the carrd.

[blackbellaswan1]

need 2 make those smigglestyle cookies again those were good asl

[ziz-stx]

Adam Lanza body wash

AVEENO Skin Relief Body Wash Fragrance Free Gentle 12 oz

[ziz-stx]

I did a ritual while dancing ddr, and now Adam is in my room help?

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