my mom: we just bought honey why is half the bottle already gone
suspiciously mass-amount-of-honey-in-its-tea shaped greg:
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yyou guys have to understand i am usually 100% chill with being ""cringe"" and being able to enjoy whatever i want with no worries but with ut its different its like. you are in the worst headspace ever *Vine Boom* so um. Some Bullshit™ is linked to it and it makes me very #!_!#!_!#?$!#!#!!_ whenever i bring it up . hope this helps
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I love when Im doing a task and if its not going 100% the way I expected it to, I start to derail from proper brain function til the panic takes over and I have 0 critical thinking skills left and on the verge of tears before asking anyone in my general vicinity for help and it turns out to be a simple fucking thing that I missed but was too panicked to focus in on myself
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i love the detail of post-scooper michael not really being able to smile right because of ennard leaving his body through his mouth, that's really well executed!
He’s trying so hard to smile “normally”,,, you’re doing great Michael
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William Afton is looking really good but I’m curious about what he looked like in his thirties? Does he have his facial hair or not
good question - I'm still debating on that one myself 😂
maybe a bit of facial hair? similar to Henry (right)
haha William is such a silly guy~
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Buck: this is my first time on a date with a dude :)
Eddie, glaring from the other side of the room: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I TOOK YOU TO POKER!!!! I TOLD YOU TO DRESS UP FOR ME AND I TOOK YOU TO AN UNDERGROUND SPEAK EASY!!! I STARED AT YOU LONGINGLY ALL NIGHT
Tommy: should I go?
Buck: no!
Eddie: YES
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Mario x Dk and Luigi x Bowser double date headcanons! :D
(that's how you say it right?)
Hell Yeah
It's Peach's suggestion
It's always Peach's suggestion
Both couples have been dating for a couple months
Luigi is supportive of Mario and DK's relationship, and Mario is reluctantly supportive of Luigi and Bowser
Mario has come to a truce with Bowser since he started dating Luigi, but its' still a little weird hanging out with him.
Bowser and DK have an oddly neutral relationship
They're not enemies, but they have no reason to like each other either
They've maybe had three conversations and they've never even been alone together
It's hard for it to not be the most awkward date ever
For the first date they decide to be classy and do dinner (nice little picnic so toads don't freak out by seeing Bowser)
None of them know what to talk about
Like, at all
Luigi and Mario start talking about their childhood and mutual people they know in order to break the silence
Bowser and DK just stare at each other
Bowser/DK: should I be contributing to the conversation??? is this awkward for them???
After a couple of minutes Luigi stops to ask DK a question about the Kong kingdom
He doesn't respond for 15 seconds
(He sits there blinking and is just kinda shocked that he's been addressed)
And then... oh boy
He doesn't shut up
DK just starts talking about anything and everything. Kart rides, childhood stories, being an heir to a kingdom, etc.
And when it comes to running a kingdom, that's Bowser's territory
So now two people that have never even been left in the same room together are absolutely dominating the conversation
DK: It's impossible to get anyone in the entire Kong army to listen to instructions for even 5 seconds
Bowser: Please, you have no idea what it's like working with Goombas
And now, it's Mario and Luigi that are staring at each other
Only for a minute, and then they just smile and turn away
And now instead of looking at each other, they're now looking at their significant others
They're just so glad that the people they've come to love feel comfortable being themselves that they couldn't care less whether or not they're taking part in the conversation.
For the rest of the night it's just Bowser and DK talking to each other and becoming unlikely bros
Later, Bowser and DK apologize for not including Luigi and Mario in the majority of conversations had that night
They couldn't care less
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