#snail woman

[vane-sya]

Snail woman by 1oneAS

[aspenwitch]

Since I have to stay home sick I've just been doing nothing but drawing drawing drawing all day.

[misfauxpas]

[agardenintheshire]

🐌TAKE ME TO SNURCH I'LL WORSHIP LIKE A DOG AT THE SHRINE OF YOUR LIES 🐌

[us-the-voices-and-more-voices-2]

I forget sometimes you guys have not watched half the shows I have,

you guys would EXPLODE if I tried to explain mort lore.

(from yk dream works's Madagascar?? yeah that guy? little brown lemur? yeah fucked up, almost completely crazed fever dream lore.)

anyway I was thinking about the cinematic parallels with chef and Chris from total drama and how it's literally the same fucking thing that happens in Hannibal mostly.

murderous eccentric loved by many: Chris

manipulates, doesn't care how many he kills because it's exciting: Chris

mutilates and disfigures people for his own enjoyment: Chris

wealthy: Chris

gets sent to jail because he's a fucking murder: Chris

pulls a good guy and turns him evil and is gay for him: Chris

I can go on and on, uh you may be saying

"what the fuck?? that happens in this show??? what's it even rated??"

it's PG, guys.. it's a kids show. total drama is surprisingly dark, it's awesome I suggest it if you like weird shows that are a spoof of survivor.

but my god is the show literally just Chris being fucking murderous and gay for chef the entire time.

THIS MAN HAS KILLED 78 PEOPLE HE CANNONICALLY WENT TO PRISON FOR IT. CHEF LITERALLY GOT HIM OUT.

(mostly it was the show getting another season, idk how they got him out of jail. 100% it was chef tho)

like they are full on murder husbands, this show is so chaotic and cringe but mostly just "CHRIS WTF" it's fucking great.

literally inlove gay murder husbands, it's fucking crazy how similar it parallels Hannibal (2013) while being older than it.

I love this show it's awesome.

[snail-eggs]

something something six and ship of theseus metaphor

[littlegoldfinchh]

this is how i play bloodborne btw

[thesorceresstemple]

[snailchimera]

I think blocking the Taylor Swift tag should have some effect on how much Taylor Swift content I see on my dash. Some. An effect.

[encountersltd]

sep 2022

a pile of grayscale goobers

why can't i make text gray on this site augh

[snallura]

THEY TRIED TO PUT ME ON THE COVER OF VOGUE

[11/22/22-11/24/22]

twodee gorillaz. ref is a STUNNING model.

[glassamphibians]

ive hit a wonderful part of tiktok where the discourse is whether or not someone’s pet carnivorous snail eating another snail is inhumane. the snail is named hannibal.

[afieldinengland]

‘hammer frankenstein films have no continuity’ TO YOU. i personally have no problem with the baron going from begrudging near-kind father figure to violating demi-devil in the space of two films because he is 1. Mental

[drs3x]

ohhhhh. gary the snail was a court eunuch

[alfredorunts-art]

Bugxhug fanart!

[augustameretrix]

why is an attractive woman a snail in german?