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[allison-sommers]

This squelchy meat pod is available now through "Microvisions 2" with @wowxwow_art-- check their profile for details. (Between allergies and a corpulent head cold filling my sinuses, I'm definitely feeling exactly like this, somehow.) // "Chin Up", 4 x 4 x 1.5" gouache with mixed media on panel-mounted paper, 2019. #gouache #meatpoddle #snotpuddle #clamdangit #botanical #mitochondrialsteve https://www.instagram.com/p/BxBVcV1lNTe/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=nufgjz9hzjga

[heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon]

 SIDEBAR IMAGE DESCRIPTION ( REUPLOADED IN FULL VIEW)

[  A stylized image of the bloggers Persona: Moon, The Heart Shaped Creature From Criptoon Lagoon, beautifully drawn and commissioned from @thetrainticket.

Moon is what you would call a “Mermaid Narwhal Moth” with dark blue hair the color and texture of the night sky.  Though Humanoid, Moon has pale white skin and two dark purple eyes, with bug like pupils in the shape of an Eclipse, that are a lighter shade of purple with a shimmer. Moon has a heart-shaped face plump red lips, dimples, and fangs that give her a cute overbite. Her mouth is closed and she has a casual expression and smile on her face and sleepy eyelids, she also has long winged eye lashes.

Moon also has a broken narwhals horn coming out of her forehead , with moth antennae grown out of and coming together to form the shape of a heart when they curl. The moth antennae heart has electricity sparking from inside it. Underneath Moon’s broken horn is a glowing white crescent moon symbol, much like the ones featured in Classic ‘Sailor Moon’ and she has Classic Powerpuff Girls style, or “Growing Heart Emoji” symbols on her cheeks, much like the “Cheek Marks” in ‘Star Vs.’ , and a pug like noise much like the ones the  anthropomorphic characters of Angel, Roxanne, and “Beret Girl” have in Ralph  Bakshi’s ‘Rock and Rule’ and Disney’s ‘Goofy Movie’ franchises.

Moon is wearing a “sweater” that starts with a moth torso that is also very  heart-shaped, pink and fluffy, and ends in a form fitting black blouse that looks like a velvet texture with the slightest outline of dark purple to it. A sparkly, shiny texture alluding to moons and stars is present throughout the piece. The “blouse” part of Moon’s ensemble is stylishly cut to to reveal her shoulders and has a dark red velvety trim to it as well, with a sash around her waist to match.

Moon’s mermaid tail is the same color and texture as her hair, and instead of a fin, she has bright pink fire flaming at the end of it.

Moon is sitting down in a plain manual wheelchair with a dark purple background. Attached to her back are her big, extravagant lunar mouth wings, pink on the inside, and what appears to be a darker shade of red that matches the trim of her blouse on the outside.

Moon has four arms, two of which are posed dramatically: One reaching towards the spotlight shimming down on her and illuminating her face and hands. The other hand is curled and posed firmly on her hip, while the other two hands are holding a white teacup, which she looks like she’s a about to take a sip from.

Moon’s accessories include a pink headband she is wearing, with dark red roses and extravagant horns with a dragony texture to them, much like Classic Maleficent's in Sleeping Beauty. The horns go a little behind the roses, which are very big and prominent here. The  dragony part of the headband appears to have a dark purple outline to it as well.

Around her neck, Moon is wearing a black choker collar with white, spiky studs and a purple horned owl hanging at the end of it. Other jewelry Moon wears are tiny white skull earnings. Moon has strands of her dark blue hair coming down to frame her face. And her dark blue, sparkly hair is pinned up in a high fluffy pony tail because her hair is very thick and large. Moon’s wavy bangs are parted because of her horn, and some of her hair is falling next to her ears, which are very cute and pointy, sort of bat-like, without being in a “vampire way”.   Again. the image back drop is light purple color with with shimmering stars and spheres, and a spotlight shining down, illuminating and shading her character. END IMAGE DESCRIPTION.]

This is my first time writing an image description so I hope it’s okay! Will write one for the header image Finnley drew for me later!

I cannot thank @thetrainticket ENOUGH for this wonderful sidebar image!!!!! Moon is so beautiful and I love her SO MUCH and I hope that I described her okay and that people love her just as much!!!!! <3 OX 

Tumblr won’t allow me add anymore tags so please just let me know if there’s a problem or you need anything tagged!!! <3 OX It’s a low spoon day as I’m writing this past 1:00AM after taking sleeping meds so I’m sorry I sound so blunt but just thank you all for reading and Merry Mermay! <3 OX 

The next few posts are pretty long and are pre-written over the span a few Months and I’m finally done so, I’m gonna post one right after the other RIGHT NOW so they’re blog ready but let me if they’re too long, need a ‘readmore’ or need to taken out the  tags because I’m gonna link them all back to this page once they’re posted anyway .... So, HERE WE GO!!!!! ❤ OX

‘ACTUAL ABOUT’: 

https://heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon.tumblr.com/post/174341193608/actual-about

ICON IMAGE DISCRIPTION, ‘SHORT’ ABOUT + ‘ARTISTS CREDIT’ /Q&A PAGE: 

 https://heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon.tumblr.com/post/174341267363/short-about-icon-image-description-qa-and

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW: 

https://heartshapedcreaturefromcriptoon.tumblr.com/post/174341749423/b4-you-follow-get-it-b4

[lokarz]

@snotpuddle

So in my livestream i decided to draw ludo and toffee from memory, and then some ludoffee. (I started shipping them because of you)

[delgadogofast]

//art by snotpuddle//

[megades-sweet-darkness-delight]

Okay , I called this once, and I’m calling it again: Ms. HEINOUS is the MOTHER of  ECLIPSA, not the other way around, TOFFEE is Eclipsa’s half brother or something (hey, that’s what happened on ‘Dexter’, sorta)  and MINA LOVEBERRY is the MONSTER LOVE child .... I mean, look at this design one the door in ‘The Grandma room’.  I mean, actually /look/ at it!

Why, is Moon’s cheek emblem on the right side underneath Ms. Heinous’? If we’ve been getting our relations correct in claiming that Heinous is the ashamed daughter of Eclipsa and her Monster Lover-Turned Husband? Then shouldn’t Eclipsa’s spades be placed ON THE RIGHT SIDE ABOVE MOONS DIAMONDS? And shouldn’t Ms. Heinous’ clubs be the /RIGHT/ side of the door? ABOVE STAR’S? If Eclipsa is Heinous’s mother as the lazy popular theory state’s, then why is her symbol, of the clubs on Moon’s side of the door?  Shouldn’t it be on the LEFT SIDE OF THE DOOR, ABOVE STAR’S? IN  PLACE OF THE SPADE? WHICH SHOULD BE ON MOON’S SIDE OF THE DOOR, THEN? This was a very carefully placed artistic decision that was meant to be giving us another hint at the lore... Please look at the patterns on the door! It’s a meant to be a puzzle! And  If we go in the pattern that the popular theory states.... Then why are the patterns so confusing and mismatched? If you go across the distant “family connections” wouldn’t make any sense, would they? Not with the obvious parallels with Star and Eclipsa along with the parallels people have been trying to make Ms. Heinous and Moon .... (only to further support the “Ms. Heinous is Eclipsa’s daughter” theory which what?) 

However, if we look at it in THIS WAY .... Moon Butterfly /IS/ STAR’S MOM, AND MS. H. IS /ABOVE HER/ AS ECLIPSA IS STAR, (implying spades and clubs came before the newer generation, being hearts and diamonds) SO IT’S ONLY LOGICAL THAT.... LIKE....

CLUB AND DIMOND (MOTHER’S SIDE): 

SPADES AND HEARTS (DAUGHTER’S SIDE):

AND IF WE LOOK AT IT THIS WAY:

DAUGHTER AND MOTHER, SIDE BY SIDE.

DAUGHTER AND MOTHER. SIDE BY SIDE. 

Ms. Heinous is.  By all accounts. Eclipsa’s Mother.

Ms. Heinous most likely taught Eclipsa dark Magic. Not the other way around. The one most who was most tempted/consumed by Eclipsa’s dark magic was Marco. Not Star, Marco. Marco, who Ms. Heinous wants to destroy, who will probably end up being her disgrace of a daughters (ECLIPSA)  a.k.a the reason she started working for the damn school in the first place’s protege, which will only add fuel to the fire. Maco’s arm still has the monster virus,dorment , Eclipsa’s arm clearly has something. Marco is the one who notices Eclipsa’s form in the trailer, NOT STAR! Marco, Heinous’s, and Eclipsa’s story-arches are going to intertwine. AND IT’S GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL. THINK OF THE PRINCESS DR. MARCO THERAPY SESSIONS. THINK OF ECLIPSA’S PAINTINGS.

Also, Toffee is probably Eclipsa’s adoptive/half brother from an affair that Heinous kept secret (like mother, like daughter, only H. didn’t go after an implied ancient warlord and then go public about it and ruin her marriage over it and THAT IS WHAT MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE, she probably saw Eclipsa’s choices as punishment for her own deeds and then went to go work for St. Olga’s eventually becoming Head Mistress, she probably raised Toffee in secret from his infancy, and Toffee is probably a product of St. O’s, himself, after all, where else would Heinous hide him if she didn’t want him to be found out? Which Eclipsa probably did). if we take into account that Toffee is probably Heinous’s illegitimate child that she traumatized and locked in St. O’s to further “civilize” and him and make him how he is in an attempt to make up for not being able to control Eclipsa, and it “worked” on him, but he doesn’t want anything to do with them (Eclipsa, or Heinous) but wants to rule Mewni for himself as the rightful heir (let’s say that Toffee was born BEFORE Eclipsa and she found out about him later) then not only does that make way more sense, makes the fact that Toffee killed the Queen of Hours, Moons Mother, all the more terrifying, some deep seeded Mother Issues in this family...... And if Toffee WAS THE REJECTED/DISOWNED FAMILY MEMBER, IT ALSO MAKES TOFFEE’S TARGETING OF LUDO MAKE MORE SENSE AND MAKES LUDOFFEE? LUDO/TOFFEE, EVEN MORE CANON, Y’ALL CAN BITE ME ....       

Star’s  seemly out of nowhere “AAAHH!!! Demon!” scare in the final, when she’s never shown fear of “demons” before was some fucking foreshadowing, because how much do you wanna bet that at the end or mid movie, when everything seems like it’s gonna go back to the status quo.... 

...Eclipsa’s husband/Monster Love is going to appear in Star’s room exactly like this? The tone of the scene will be darker, because his presence will be much stronger, ether that, or considering who his daughter is and who Star’s idol  is, and considering how all I feel all of those personalities are going to bounce off of each other , it’ll  be way scarier than this scene it AT FIRST... but then it’ll turn hilarious really quick!  

“You’ll never get him on your side”? “In this Ancient Monster Temple”? The scene above? The shows easing into his presence already! Just like they did with Eclipsa after showing the portrait! And when he finally *appears* in the narrative flesh,  he’ll be crouched over in shadow and at first, we’ll probably only be able to catch him out of the corner of our eyes, just like they intended with Eclipsa in the crystal but oh, he’ll be there!

And his, Mina Loveberry’s, and Star’s story arches are also going to be beautifully intertwined with eachother....   

  Because Mina Loveberry is the the result of Monster Love, yes! I’m saying Mina is Eclipsa’s and the Monster’s daughter. I don’t know why y’all think Monster Love’s true heir is (canonically presented as, at least for now)  MALE and an EVIL LIZARD LAWYER but it disgusts me and i don’t have time to get into why your wrong bc I’m disabled and currently experiencing a spell of nausea but Mina Loveberry is the perfect combination of the two of them and I can tell bc she probably has pieces of her dads personality and she’s been around for a while if Star “grew up with her” I mean honestly: A scruffy Ancient Warrior Princess who has a questionable way of doing things and morals, who people call “bananas” and can make herself buff at will, with an even more Ancient Monster So Ripped He Doesn’t Need To Wear a Shirt Warlord for a dad an Ex Queen of Mewni for a mom? 

Who the fandom also seems to think has “questionable morals” (Eclipsa) because she’s one half of a narrative metaphor that’s kind of the Whole Point of the show and people still think she’s “evil” and “crazy” and “wrong” for that? 

Mina Loveberry being the daughter of Monster Love doesn’t make more sense to you than a Conventionally Attractive, Clearly Evil Lizard Man of an Entirely Different Species, who walks around in Suit, being their son?  Okay bye!

P.S “You’ll never get him on your side” was talking about Eclipsa’s husband, who probably made some sort of deal with Toffee as Eclipsa made a deal with Moon. Because this whole thing was probably a game to the lovers at this point, and the Monsters deal with Toffee probably involved him being brought back so he could be with Eclipsa in the future if Eclipsa’s Lover himself isn’t an immortal being already. But he will  be back bc the design is too good, too detailed, and they wouldn’t create a character design THAT FANTASTIC,  that complementing to each other, if they didn’t have clear plans for  characters. 

 As I theorized before, why do you think the Ancient Monster Temple was brought up? It was foreshadowing. So was ”You’ll never get him on your side”. Because whatever his plans are, he’s coming back to be with his wife .... season 4 if not after the mid season 3 break, or sooner or even THE MOVIE.     

And I’m SICK of this fandom ether treating him like chop liver or turning him into a bishi all bc he’s actually ancient looking and not what you’d call “Conventionally Attractive” like Toffee. WHO PEOPLE WERE SO QUICK TO CLAIM ACTUALLY /WAS/ THE MONSTER IN A LIZARD BODY BC APPARENTLY THIS CHARACTER WITH A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL DESIGN THAT IS SO /OBVIOUSLY/ MEANT TO MATCH/CONTRAST WITH ECLIPSA’S, HIS WIFE, HIS LOVE, WAS TOO UGLY FOR Y’ALL SO HEY, LET’S NOT EVEN GIVE HIM A PROPER FANON NAME, LET’S JUST USE HIM AS A SEXY PROP AND/OR PRETEND THAT HE’S TOFFEE NOW, LIKE WE PRETEND TOFFEE IS ALSO THIER SON, LIKE WE PRETEND TOFFEE AND MOON WERE LOVERS, AND PROP THESE TWO UP FOR OUR FORCED FANFICS TO FURTHER OTHER CHARACTERS DEVELOPMENT WHEN IT’S CONVENIENT. Let’s just make every. single het thing in the fandom that’s not about S/t/@/r/c/o about Toffee, yeah let’s do that ..

 LIKE /FUCK/ IF IT WEREN’T FOR @snotpuddle and @sophididoo and Ariel(hugbees)IwouldhateToffee, I love ludoffee and Ludo in general, and I’ve come to love Toffee as a villain..... BUT I WAS THIS CLOSE, MAN. THIS.  CLOSE.

FYI: I only got the screen cap of the door from a “Heinous is Eclipsa’s daughter” theory video on yt. It just frustrates me how people never noticed this detail when the actual pattern of relation is right in front of you. Like, we spend so much time over analyzing steven’s tunaverse and gravy falls (I’m hungry) but like, when a silly show us provides with the simplest of clues in such a small, but easy to find detail, we mess it up entirely to repeat the same stuff over and over that we already knew, even though they’re literally giving us an answer to our question that opens us up to theories that make a hell of a lot more sense and are far more interesting than the stuff we keep repeating....I ....I dislike this fandom. VERY MUCH.   

In conclusion, I want everyone to love and appreciate Grimalkin, Eclipsa’s husband/Monster Love (Because somebody had to name him for the time being): http://megades-sweet-darkness-delight.tumblr.com/post/157773267862/eclipsa-is-disabled-and-cute

And quit telling themselves that he’s ether TOFFEE, TOFFEE’S DAD, TOM’S DAD, OR DEAD. Thank You and Goodnight! 

jfc here’s a post where i embarrassed myself by accidentally linking my entire disability headcanon to an ACTUAL STORYBOARD ARTIST thinking she was just a causal fan cause Y’ALL HAD ME SO SICK OF ECLIPSA’S TAGS BEING NOTHING BUT THE SAME THEORIES SHIT POSTS AND (P)CORN AND IT’S STILL HOT GARBAGE, BUT YEAH i think this pretty much CONFIRMS that Eclipsa’s husband has a NAME, AN ACTUALLY ROLE IN THE STORY, IS  NOT TOFFEE, AND IS COMING BACK VERY SOON: http://megades-sweet-darkness-delight.tumblr.com/post/158984634972/does-eclipsas-monster-lover-have-a-name

My passive aggressive commentary looking for feedback other than “you’re so passionate!!!!”, was her FIRST NOTE on that post before she removed it from the tags btw, i hope you guys are happy, at least now they know I’m “passionate”.   

Here is the post where I originally called Heinous being Eclipsa’s mother: http://megades-sweet-darkness-delight.tumblr.com/post/157934913017/will-you-be-making-another-final-version-of-the t

Now THIS is a theory! Sorry for infodump/tagging anyone who didn’t want to be tagged, I just needed to get my point across how much people are actually ignoring the MONSTERS importance to the plot most likely because of the way that he looks!! And that’s shameful! 

Let me know if I need to put this under a ‘readmore’ or something.

[kabber]

SabakuCon 2017!
I’m the taako in the blue robe!
Featuring @qu33nbeee , @radioactiveswampmonsters, @probably-badass-and-kickass, and @snotpuddle
If you see yourself, tell me so i can tag you!!

Edit: @0xegen is the team skull grunt!!

[starvsspamming]

Oh god, @snotpuddle , your’s and Sophididoo’s Ludoffee art is really good and probably like 75% the reason why I ship it. Thank you for following! 

[lokarz]

art trademark: the shiny eyelid

I was inspired by @snotpuddle with the shiny metallic eyelids and I wished it was used more often. It really does look nice, thank you anon!

[javvbones]

Sea otters look like something my friend @snotpuddle would design and river otters look like something I'd design