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hold on. i just wanted to see their height difference and. and hold on-
ill probably clean this up & do the other neighbors but ohhhhh my god. hes SMALL!!!!!! TWELVE! APPLES! (bg Home included to see if Barnaby would be able to fit through the front door. nope<3)
#im imagining barnaby leaning against home's roof while home repeatedly hits him with the side window#(it does nothing)#ANYWAY SO YEAH WALLY TINY. SMALL MAN#since the only info we have on heights is that wally is 3ft (twelve apples) and julie/sally are just a smidge taller than him#then frank/eddie are 4 ft#and then howdy/barnaby/poppy are all 7-8 ft#since theyre a bit vaguer im currently hc-ing that barnaby is the shortest at 7'9 while poppy is a solid 8 ft and howdy is between them#that still leaves barnaby as an absolute BEHEMOTH#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home fanart#okay. okay okay okay im so anormal about this#because i fucking Love height differences ok#whether its platonic or romantic or WHATEVER I AM WEAK TO IT. ITS MY FAVORITE THING#just a big person and their little guy. a little person and their big guy. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#barnaby can hold wally like a ferret. wally can probably hide under barnaby's fluffy ears. im losing it#also the character heights are probably different than the physical puppet heights#since in the official art they all seem to have consistent size/height differences that slightly contradict their heights#which makes sense!! the big guys have walkarounds And live hands to keep em in frame with the smaller guys after all#(unless that info is a lie and there Are no different puppets bc theyre all alive and autonomous maybe but also hmmm Thinking)#still. wally is. so small#also its gonna amuse me when humans come into play#bc its like oh no!!! the puppets are all 3-4 ft tall! so tiny and vulnerable!#and then barnaby & howdy & poppy show up-#they could absolutely wreck humans. like fuck dude. theyre Huge.#id shit. just saying. if a near-8-ft-tall four armed four legged caterpillar man showed up id Pass Away On the Spot#i would say No Thanks and then Die Instantly#great now im picturing julie screeching THEY CANT STOP US ALL and then the smaller puppets swarm a person#so true queen <3 they Cant stop you all <3 especially when you have a huge fuckoff dog backing yall up
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GUYS
VIVIENNE MEDRANO I SEE YOU 🫵🫵🫵
IIIIII SEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUU
NOT THE MSKING OUT THIS ISNT EVEN SUBTLE
IM NOT OKAY
#BRO#SHES LITERALLY LIKING HUSKERDUST SHIT#WHAT MORE IS THERE#THEYRE LITERALLY MAKING OUT#WHAT MORE CAN I SAY#THEYRE SO GAY#THEYRE LITERALLY CANON ATP#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#IM NOT OKAY#HAZBIN HOTEL#huskerdust#HUSKERDUSTTTT
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whoops me hand slipped just like cora hehe
#from the very moment i saw this clip i knew i had to do something about it so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <333333#ilove him too muc h#also lmao Law's little sweatdrop like GIVE HIM A BREAK#i downloaded one piece bounty rush just for him uwu#one piece#one piece odyssey#trafalgar law#donquixote rosinante#rosinante corazon#donquixote corazon#i my me mine#ONE PIECE ODYSSEY SPOILERS#IM NOT TOO SURE BUT ILL TAG IT AS THAT ANYWAYS
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Reasons why Jet Black is the Ultimate Husbando:
1. He can cook
THIS IS CANON
2. He's a GENTLEMAN
Look at him and tell me he DIDN'T treat his mama right
That's right
You can't
3. He hasn't broken hearts
Only had his heart broken
(rip 😔)
4. He likes bonsai trees
Again, canon
Anyone who likes plants is (usually) a kind soul
5. HE'S SO SHAPED LOOK AT HIM AAAAAAA
6.✨Trauma✨
I won't elaborate bc ✨spoilers✨ but ya
7. He's good with kids
He's so mom friend omg
Again, canon
8. Sweet boi
Couldn't harm a soul
But he has to
He's a ✨cowboy✨
9. Thicc
Look at him
He's built like a BRICK WALL DAMMIT
MANS GOT MORE TIDDY THAN I DO (not self deprecation, just observation)
AAAAA
World cold, world hard(shut up), tiddy soft, tiddy warm
10. Warmf
Good snuggles
Good hugs
Overall 10/10 Bf/husband
Wish he was real
✨But alas,✨ my fair Romeo shall remain fiction
this gif is so cute fml
Reasons why Spike Spiegel is Ultimate Husbando #2:
1. Floof
Look at him
He would APPRECIATE head scritches
Somf boi
2. Strong man
He can fight like he's dancing, he would give INCREDIBLE snuggles
lanky green bean lookin ass
3. More trauma
Also got his heart broken
Poor boi needs hugs
But he's too cool for that
no he's not go hug him
4. Fashion
He wears a SUIT
to FIGHT PPL
HE HAS FASHION SENSE
5. Good with his hands
Do I need to elaborate 7w7
6. Flirt
Fucking flirty
Whyyyy
Aaaaaa
7. Can drive
Bc we all know that's awesome
And he drives like a champ
Got the speeding tickets to prove it/ref
8. Probably a good kisser
Idk just a hunch
why is he not realllll aaaaaa
9. He's so sweet when he wants to be
But he's so depressed
And it's so sad
10. He absolutely has tiddy
It's canon
WORLD COLD AND HARD, TIDDY SOFT AND WARM
10/10
WHY IS HE NOT REALLLLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EDIT: Since y'all seem to like my crackfic writing, why don't you check out some of my other stuff?
#cowboy bebop#spike spiegel#jet black#cowboy bebop x reader#spike spiegel x reader#jet black x reader#spike spiegel x you#jet black x you#cowboy bebop x you#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#fuck#dumbass chats @... 12:50 AM#i cannot make this shit up#it is 12:50 and im rambling abt fictional men to Tumblr#FUCK im down bad#while im here: (@ all fanfic authours) HOW DO U WRITE SO GOOD#like seriously#sharing is caring#leo writes
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So is no one going to talk about the new Bears in Trees song that just dropped???
#ITS GONNA BE FINE WHY DO I FEEL LIKE IM LYING I DONT KNOW WHERE MY SPINE IS HUMMINGBIRDS IN MY RIBCAGE#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#thought for sure it would be all over tumblr#fuck take fuck!#bears in trees#wait i just realized they posted it on instagram like an hour ago so. that would explain it#but still!!! go listen!!!
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omg he escaped containment :oooo also hiii I'm working on a class animation rn that may or may not have Slenderman in it lol, also I'm an artist who does cool stuff :3
#creepypasta#marble hornets#slenderman#operator#hoodie#hoodie marble hornets#hoodie mh#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#my aniamtion is taking so long I hate uni lol#its like 5 minutes idk if im gonna post it all#ahhh hes in the wild#hoodie is free
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when u mix 2 obsessions 2gether
#im so i just AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#my doodle break from af#i think about this aften#listen LISTEN OK LISTEN#ik kon = mutt but liKE KIELIKE JUST IM NOT GONG 2 CHANGE THE FOX IM SRRY#plus arent foxes dogs????? right??? RIGHT????????#ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#puppee art#kontent#u dont understand this is swimming through my head
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something something everything izzy has always done has been for ed, its just that now we get to see him act in ways that are actually in eds best interests, rather than izzy trying to keep him safe whatever the costs
#i just!!!!#im not saying what he did in s1 was right but i am saying it was all for ed it was always for ed#to his own detriment sometimes!!!! do you think a notorious pirate would be making deals with the navy if he wasnt desperate????#i want to see izzy learn who he loves!!!! to see him realise that ed is hurt and hurting + not in a good place and he isnt better like this!#that in trying to keep ed safe he has doomed him to recklessness and a lack of care for his life!#that a better way is to find stede; to bring him back to help ed#and to /train/ stede! to make him better at being a pirate!!!!!!!#so ed can be happy with stede but stede can protect himself! protect them! not be a risk to eds life because hes playing pirates without#understanding the consequences!!!!!#i want izzy to work with stede BECAUSE he loves ed!!!!#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#nyxtalks#ofmd#ofmd s2 spoilers#izzy hands#israel hands#still taking damage btw
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ONE WEEK!!!!!
#suave says#im so happy and excited!#not only do I get to hang out with my bestest most wonderful friend! but I also get to see twrp again!!!!#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#me and my friend are getting together tomorrow to plan stuff out! I still need to figure out my concert outfit#those that have met me at shows befor know i used to have a wonderful mullet#I ended up shaving my hair (excluding the ear tufts) when restarting T#I’ll likely draw my sona in my outfit choices and show you guys what I mean#anyway#fire grobb
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sorry guys normalcy is but a passing fantasy
#turns out that ‘meoto’ is another reading for 夫婦 (married couple)#ahUAAAAAAAAA HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO DUM B TO HAVE MISSED THIS IT WAS STARING ME IN THE FACE FOR MONTHSSSSSS#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CAN I RETURN TO NORMALCY YET??????????#THIS IS ENDING MY PRODUCTIVITY IM S OB B I NG I HAVE HALF OF THE LAST LXL ANIMEDIA INTERVIEW LEFT AND I CANT FOCUSSSSSS#IM. GONNA BE SOOOOO ANNOYING ONCE THE CROSSFADE RELEASES LMAO#WHO NEEDS A LAST STAGE MV WHEN WE CAN HAVE MEOTO MV—#TBH I DONT EVEN C A R E IF IT’S JUST A SINGLE IMAGE MV I JUST WANT TO SEE MARRIED LXL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#s . so b s is this real life or is this just (non)fantasy#i hate lxl why did they have to drop their marriage announcement on a tuesday? do it on the weekend like relatively sane people p l s
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GUYS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE OH MY GOD JEN JUST GIFTED BELLATRIX’S OBITUARY TO ME I AM LOOOOOSING MY MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#that fic was like. the first one i ever commented on… the start of our beautiful connection…#here we are nearly a year later literally with each others phone numbers#makes me so emotional#also that fic makes me so emotional i reread it ALLLLL the time and it devastates me….. i’ve managed to numb myself through exposure so#i don’t cry EVERY time i read it now…. but still fairly frequently lmao it’s just soooooo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#AND JEN JUST GIFTED IT TO ME!!!!!! TO ME!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT BEING NORMAL IM SOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#everyone should go and read it and also remember that it’s MINE NOW!!!!!! MINE!!!!!! GIFTED TO ME!!!!!!!!!! JEN I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER#will to my hannibal
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platonic felinette brainworms
#frfrfrfrfr#I think it's the idea that like. yknow that post going around that was crit of the show#saying that the gabe and marinette dynamic doesn't exactly have.... a dynamic that usually a superhero and villain do#I think that's why platonic felinette hits so hard for me bc like wow what a unique friendship these two would develop#and GRRARAWFEFSDG the fact they'd be family aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#im not ashamed#also sorry for all the text posts recently jsbgsbg#and yknow kagami talks about marinette w this reverence all the time and is so Love for her#waaa everyone in the show loves marinette good. sleep mad abt it
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aurore omg look your manifestation is working
S(CREAMING) CRYING DROOLING DIZZY FAINTING
#oh my god….oh my god…..i think i just blacked out with how bad i want him#THANK YOU FOR SENDING NE THIS IM NOT ON TWITTER SO#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM TEARING MY SHIRT OFF LIKE THAT WOLF MEME#love letters 💌#jay my heart#art rb
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got my theory driving test tomorrow and im sooo nervous!! anyone got some comforting or lucky dragons they wanna share?
#i am so so scared#even tho if i fail i can just rebook it and try againb dfbfjdjfj#itll probably go fine bc ive been practising like crazy but im still. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#not even the practical test... its just a theory exam. this is the easy part!#aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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honestly mad respect to the goths of the world bc im wearing one long black dress on a hot day and im dying and you guys do that plus like 20 layers and u look cool asf doing it. im dying over here
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Got an aftercare commission from @Saibraeus on twitter!
The size difference is making me feral and a roughed up Aias is very 😳😳😳
now which scars are from combat and which are from coitus......
+ an alt. (unscarred) version just so everyone may admire Aias’ tits 😇
#evidence of a love that transcends hunger#the second brightest star in the sky#your face like a song i sing to myself#ffxiv wol#ff14 wol#ff14 viera#ffxiv viera#ffxiv au ra#ff14 au ra#wolship#IM ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED OVER THEIR SIZE DIFFERENCE#asha's microscopic hand against aias' biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig neck is making me get on all fours and howl#also just how big Aias' tail is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa big enough to wrap around his bunny#not to mention............ Asha is sooooooo petite#his little sit his coy little smile while tugging the leash aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#oh and the meat of his thigh oughoughoguhguhug i want to bite bunny thighs#and of course............ aias' tits................................. big............ so so big.............
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