Given what a petty delight Carol was in the first movie, I can 100% see her being a brat - esp as I think she loves to feel powerless for once, so she'll snark and brat and struggle all for that moment when Val finally wrangles her and gets her pinned down, kisses the back of her neck, smirks a "There you go princess, this is what you're good for," and slides every inch of her strap into Carol's ass (vers Carol rewired my brain)
YESSSSSSS “this is what you’re good for” GOd carol face down ass up and val pushes into her ass, pressing up against her back so she can whisper into her ear “see? isn’t it much easier when you don’t resist me? princesses like you just need their needy holes filled to keep them in line, yeah?”
It makes me so happy that Essek has a PhD in astrophysics in pretty much every modern au because I almost majored in astrophysics with the plan to get a PhD
I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.
Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.