#so on brand 🙄
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Thank you f1 for being canon compliant and putting Fernando in his habitual Santa suit
#its so funny seeing this bcs its like yeah of all drivers ofc he'd be santa#old man duties and all that 🥱#but then think abt how theres pics from his ferrari yrs of him genuinely in that exact costume#i think actually they should dress up Fernando more#if you look at old pics theyre always making him wear silly things#yeah yeah the boss photos#but there is a severe lack of weird fernando costume pics as of late#you cant see it but theres actually a speech bubble of him saying:#alright who wants to sit on santa's lap first#and boom there is an immediate line#guys what do you think is in his bag 🤭🤭#just. only kimoa merch#i loved seeing people on reddit say his secret santa gift was very thoughtful#and like yeah sure he knows that charles is getting into padel. but like. its literally his brand.#in that bag is just padel rackets. and if you dont play padel then you instead get a personalized padel lesson from papa nando-#aaaah i rly like the way they drew him in this very cute very accurate#(also man makimg me wish i drew somw weird vett//onso christmas art of them as santa and elf 🙄🙄🙄)#f1#formula 1#fernando alonso
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dream branding if you can hear me,,,,
#not necessarily all of them but a lot of these would be so cute for merch#also it pains me to use a twitter meme for this but it has all the shades of green i like so#of course dream just had to pick a piss green for his branding so everything has to be lime colored for their go-to green color🙄
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as much as i adore jack’s performance this season and wylans overall character, i wish they had made him snarkier. let us not forget that one of the FIRST things wylan did after being introduced was sass kaz for saying his drawing looked like a cake
#he is so sassy i hate him#“well it is sort of a cake 🙄🙄”#tgats my son#wylan van eck#jack wolfe#six of crows#crooked kingdom#shadow and bone season two#he was still shy and everything but yk#he had his moments in the show too!!!!!#“jesper fahey. r u worried about me” that was so on brand
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So excited to share with you all my completely fabricated lore about the Oak-Garcias’ coworkers. Gina, Greg, Jane, and Kirk (from Cummingtonite) my beloveds ❤️ Also the three doctors from that one rap battle about different types of rock. I have entire personalities for them. I just really love OC-ifying characters who are barely canon. Like the miscellaneous soccer players in Silver Linings :) Jeff.. my favorite lil guy…
#also Andy and Antoine are there I guess 🙄 /j#anyway. this is like the MOST self-indulgent thing I do#and I love it#ALSO STACY (Carol’s older sister) MY BELOVED 😚#the one that Darryl kissed in eighth grade lmao#chalcy stuff#ahem. anyway. trying to embrace the cringe#this is kind of my brand anyway. so it’s fine#Ricky Garcia and Melanie (Frank’s work bestie/almost affair)…. you’re next#once the DnDads crew names a very mundane background character it’s OVER
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me checking in on byler tumblr randomly once every 3 months to like abt 8 things and then run away again:
#using this cursed image again bc its my brand<3#also hello👹👹👹#sorry bylers i got obsessed with some other gay losers so ive been busy#also like. exams but who cares abt those🙄🙄#byler#anyway ily byler tumblr ur so dear to me<333
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Tagged by @crybabyboyscout !
Last song I listened to:
Favorite color: crimson
Last movie: The Room (2003) — this month's screening is friday 😁
Currently watching: nothing? true crime docs?
Sweet/Spicy/Savory: savory 🤤
Relationship status: underrated (single)
Current obsession: v specific fabric blends, like silk-linen 🤩🤩
Last thing I googled: overwrought
Tagging @coastby-nightfall @eartha-zipp @watermelonsurfboard517 @jasmineflowers @notafurrypornaccount @iamnotlanuk if you want!
#if you like nu-funk check tim atlas out#he's not always funky but when he is omg#i LOVE a silk and linen blend omfg#it's the only fabric that was brand new to me but could immediately start correctly identifying lol#idk how i'm ever gonna quit this job lol i love touching and learning about garments so much#now that i have proper Preferences i really ought to learn how to sew ugh 🙄#selfie#tagged#SoundCloud#music#vibes#wavey
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Started replaying BBS and. Wow there’s a lot I don’t remember
#ven dandelion seed symbolism when he enters the. the heartscape/station of awakening dimension#can we talk abt how weird it is that sora’s brand-new heart decides to link up with ven#and why is it so articulate. why does it know how to wake up#’but first we need to open the door’ the way ven and sora’s voices overlap when this line is spoken#what is the door. will we ever know what the god damn door is .#how does a brand-new heart know all this ! how does it know about the door !!#also old man xehanort telling ven’s like almost-corpse about how small and empty the world of destiny islands is#how it’s like a prison and ven will fit right in#first of all. what the fuck does that mean .#second . ven doesn’t stay on the destiny islands so wtf is this old man talking about#third . why did he even bring ven there in the first place like what was the purpose#and fourth well. it’s just funny of old man nort to talk abt how empty the islands are when the main island is full of people lmao#no duh it seems empty you’re on the play island 🙄 idiot#also! the opening w the three wayfinder charms turning into the cinderella#snow white and aurora heart stations that sora sees during his awakening in kh1#like oh it’s not just aesthetic that’s why those are there
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so v glad I am finally writing fanfic abt this stupid show I am brainrotting over SO bad cuz. oh my god this was so much fun to write wtf in love seriously with them (especially jang si-yu <3 he’s so looser <3)
“Did you just think — NO,” he adds loudly. He explicitly makes a big cross with his arms to get his point across. “NO! N-O!”
“I wasn’t talking about those kind of dreams! This was a very pure dream. I am a very pure person and I wouldn’t have those kind of dreams about yo—”
She tunes out the rest of whatever he’s saying. For a person who declares himself as pure, he sure is the furthest thing away.
“…and it’s not like I asked for this, you were the one who made that love —”
He’s still talking.
“Okay, whatever.” Lee Hong-Jo says, shaking her head. She had enough. “I’m getting out now.”
“….Wait… at least let me take —”
The door shuts close.
“….you home…”
His stretched out arm is left out hanging.
He takes it back and cradles it against his chest.
Sitting in his car, very alone now, Jang Si-Yu’s heart aches terribly. He stares out of the window, watching as Lee Hong-Jo’s figure disappears and with it, the ache in his heart increases fatally.
This damned love potion.
“Get it together, Jane Si-Yu,” He tells himself sharply, slapping his face to shake it off. But he can’t direct his eyes away from the spot she disappeared.
He already misses her.
What if he got up and followed after —
No. Get it together, Jang Si-Yu! He can’t loose to this love potion.
Determinedly, he jerks his head away. It doesn’t move. Slowly, with force, he mechanically turns it inch by inch to the front of his car and drives away. It only takes over ten minutes.
The heartache doesn’t go away but throbs insistently while he knows Lee Hong-Jo is completely fine and mooning after that guy. She must be so happy, when he’s like this.
#destined with you#00:40#IM NOT OKAY ABT THEM#I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I AM GOING CRAYYY#I LOVE JANG SIYU SO MUCH AND HIS ANTICS#PLS HES SO <3#I did have some kind of plan for this wip but it’s already v off course#v on brand of them#this was insanely fun to write wtf I wanna write more of them#this had barely interactions between them 🙄#I NEED MORE#chop chop me#get going#at one point I was in danger of combusting if I didn’t write anything. the danger has passed now thankfully<3#wip: dreams of u
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Every day I see dumber and dumber ppl in the comments sections I should know better than to open
#someone was acting like ppl w albinism are pure white#no#you can see the blood vessels if you have 0 pigment in the skin#this is bc a brand didn’t make any dark skin friendly foundations#and then released a pure BLACK one. that turns grey when mixed.#and someone said a pure white foundation might work for a mixer but that’s dif#and then we got this idiot#when I said “”’they have blood vessels behind their skin’#they replied ‘but the blood vessels aren’t in their skin idiot so you wouldn’t see it 🙄’#do I blame public schooling or them personally
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i got some off-brand voltaren at costco and let me tell you, you do not need to have arthritis for this to work WONDERS
#i’d slather it all over my body but apparently that would be bad for my liver or something 🙄#zoe stuff#also sometimes you really do want to check between brand and generic drugs bc difference in excipient ingredients can affect how it works#but it’s distributed by the same company as the name brand so. they’re the same
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Hi Jess, I made you something cause your latest post cracked me up <3
This gif is sponsored by canva (sorry for shit quality)
THATS MY BABYGIRL!!!
#the gif didn’t load at first and I was already laughing#he looks perfect#pigeon#this post could not be more babygirl coded it’s fucking hysterical#the KNEEEEEEE with the little pout and the tote#truly losing it just looking at it#Ashton Irwin has been trying his whole life to get people to call him babygirl but everyone’s so obsessed with this daddy branding 🙄#he said fine I’m breaking out the big guns#enough is enough
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the urge to send him a picture of my habs mug and ask him if he likes it
#every time i see sens news now i’m just like 🙄🙄#i gotta care now or smtg 🙄#i love banter okay like pls i need to have at least some of it in any relationship#he was out playing hockey and ofc i asked what position he plays#and ofc he’s a centerman 😐😐😐#who sometimes plays defence 😐😐😐😐#ok go be my whole brand i guess?#i’m feeling sassy tonight cause i just finished watching szn 2 of fboy island and i’m fkn pissed#like genuinely my heart was racing and i'm still so mad 💀#ALSO i kinda wish this boy didn’t have an iphone too 😭#i was hoping he’d have an android phone cause now he can see when i type and when it’s delivered AAH#he makes me nervous and giggly and i both like and hate it#like he continuously asks about my day and work and seems to genuinely care#and he takes the lead a lot which is.. nice i guess idk#it's not what i typically prefer but it feels natural with him#i’m not rly sure what i want yet (hence the comeback to dating apps)#i’m just figuring it all out anyway so hopefully this doesn’t end badly#(another reason i’m not ready for something serious is that i jump to conclusions/endings too damn quickly 💀)#but like am i coming out of this hating the sens even more? yk#(for legal reasons… you already know)#i’m tryna not text him after 11pm tbh i’m not doing that with anyone anymore#but i already know what i wanna say 😌#**#brunch anecdotes w the girlies
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the epic highs and lows of test knitting
#aka the ego boost of being scouted by designers cause im fast vs the whole. oh so if i work with you guys i have to buy the fucking#expensive ass yarn yall use. okay.#theyre too GOOD for acrylic you see 🙄#at least the last one had sponsored yarn this test is also mohair and its just a discount code........im going to buy a cheaper brand
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everyone clap, for the creature got out of her den
#i had to go get the regular brand of cat food cause wendy doesnt like the other one i got#she would not eat and seemed frustrated but would gladly eat treats so i got the hint 🙄#we needed tp anyway 🤷🏻♀️#and wendy is eating now so 👍🏻👍🏻#i forget she doesnt like fish based stuff 🤦🏻♀️#im gonna mix both bags and its mostly gonna be fine
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newest hot take on tumblr dot com - the barbie movie is actually just barbie brand marketing. water is wet. more at 11.
#🙄🙄🙄🙄#almost every movie ever released is a marketing ploy now die miserable I guess#if ur mad barbie is showing up in insurance commercials idk what to tell you throw your tv away?#there's brand tie-ins for just about every movie being made today like? this is not new? so to act like#it's some kind of evil brainwashing scheme and anti-feminist that the barbie movie even exists is just. idk. it's a take#one that doesn't make sense but ok#transformers and GI joe and marvel and DC are all movies too lol#~but no one's challenging it~ homie the movie isn't even out yet. we don't know what it's about. if ur that pressed don't fuckin see it#like I said. die miserable. only watch the most torturous serious docs and stfu#we must challenge everything attitude makes you a wet fart of a person and just irritating in general idk#erin explains it all
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Okay but Jaws at the New Years Eve party. They can’t drink but you know what I picture them having as a special occasion drink? A Shirley Temple. Natasha made it for them special because everyone else was having fancy drinks, jaws deserves something nice too. Tony tries to make fun of them for it? “It’s red like blood, I like it”
Bruh, Shirley Temples are so good tho~
I can see Jaws wanting to try one after watching Nat make herself a Dirty Shirley with Vodka. Natasha makes Jaws a classic Shirley Temple so they can have their own fancy drink during the party. The color is just the literal cherry on top 😌
You know there's a spritz or two of salt in there with, like, a salt-crusted maraschino cherry on top because-Jaws, so we're gonna coin it the Salty Shirley *finger guns*
Tony's got ONE TIME- I swear this man's got no amount of survival instinct that will stop him from talking reckless 💀
#jaws au#jaws' new year countdown#jaws gets a fancy drink#and no it's not a bloody mary 🙄#y'all let's be inventive-#i feel like we've all already come to the conclusion jaws would fuck a bloody mary up so moving right along#nat making jaws a drink#giving very much✨aou!nat energy✨#jaws is into it#nat making jaws flustered#jaws focusing on nat more than her making the drink it so on brand-#jaws and nat time#nat is jaws’ number one supporter#jaws likes shirley temples#nat definitely adds a thing or two so jaws can enjoy the drink more#so now we have the salty shirley#tony's gonna learn one day to just....keep his mouth shut?#like maybe we don't need to comment on this#but he wouldn't be tony stark then now would he?#you hate to love him#we got our problems with mister stark#jaws can be wholesome#jaws maximoff#natasha romanoff#mutant!reader#natasha romanoff x reader#j.headcanons#ib/jaws#ink.nat#ib-jc.
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