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wolfstar, in their breakup era post The Prank:

remus: tell sirius to shut the window

james: he is right in front of you, man

remus: i don't see no bitch in front of me

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remus the type of lad to have hard -shaking furniture, nails in the wall, can be heard from the dungeons and the astronomy kinda- sex and walk out with his goofy little books under one arm and go be asocial behind a statue

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When James discovers his choking kink he’s lying underneath regulus moaning and whilst he’s riding him, regulus accidentally falls forward and one of his hands goes around his throat and James gasps and bucks his hips and his eyes roll back and regulus just stares before fucking grinning

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sirius, gaming: HOW THE FUCK DID I LOSE

remus: CAN YOU WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

james: LADS HARRY IS IN THE FUCKING ROOM SHUT THE FUCK UP

harry:

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sirius: so... what's remus' type?

lily: gray eyes, black hair, disrespecful humor, oblivious and pureblood, i think

sirius: kinda sounds like me. too bad we are just friends

lily: i mentioned oblivious, right?

sirius: yeah, why?

lily: no reason

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sirius: i have the sharpest memory! name one time i forgot something

regulus: you left me in a walmart parking lot like.. three weeks ago

sirius: i did that on purpose, try again

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sirius: i have decided to make a film of my life! i believe muggles call them biographical. lily you will be playing the role of my mother-

lily: i don’t want to be your mother

sirius: perfect! you already know your lines

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Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

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sirius babysitting harry so that jily can go on their date:

harry, on his 36th question streak: and...who made the first cheese?

sirius: me

harry: oh thank you

sirius: no problem man

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lets start asking the real questions. does remus get hornier before the full moon or no

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mr tell me a fucking secret

mr tell me a fucking secret

mr tell me a fucking secret

mr tell me a fucking secret

mr tell me a fucking secret

mr tell me a fucking secret

mr tell me a fucking secret

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why do some of you keep on drawing sirius like the man is 4'3 and 41kg with modeling worthy shiny black hair in a mini skirt with the most voluminous lashes known to man and remus next to him looking like the hulk like that one meme

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do you think ocean was worrying about how she had to get home soon because there was school tomorrow as she boarded the cyclone? do you think constance was super excited about finally going on her favorite ride after looking forward to it the whole day and the choir just went along with it because she wanted to so bad? do you think mischa was reaching out for his phone that was falling out of his pocket as he fell to his death in one final desperate attempt to contact talia? do you think ricky wished he could scream more than he ever had before as he watched the girl sitting next to him's head fly off? do you think in his final moments noel was worrying about his mom and how she would have no one left if he died? do you think ocean was the first one to notice how something was wrong with the track and could only listen as her choirmate's screams of joy became screams of fear? do you think about how hard mr and mrs blackwood probably cried when they found out their baby girl was dead? do you think that was mischas first time on a roller coaster? do you think about how ricky died the youngest of them all, having turned 17 only 3 months earlier? do you think constance was gripping the hem of her skirt, like she does in the show, as the cart was flying off the tracks out of pure adrenaline? do you think penny had brought ezra with her and he was on the ground, watching the ride his sister was on break and kill everyone in it? do you think he was desperately trying to tell the medics that the unidentified body was his sister and they brushed him off because of his age? do you think constance was laughing as she fell to her death, more focused on the beautiful sunset and memories than she was on her imminent doom? do you think about how because of the canadian school schedule, that was literally only their second week of senior year? do you think constances baby brother was scared when his big sister just stopped coming home one day? do you think about how mischa's final text to talia was probably a good night text and she slept through the love of her life's death, only to see no new messages from him when she woke up and "rest in peace" comments all over his social medias? do you think ocean was stressing about a quiz they had at school the next day in the moments before the cart derailed? do you think rickys cats felt his absence after he died and just knew something bad had happened to him? do you think, as he bled out, mischa was smiling because he would finally get to be with his mom?

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Sirius dancing like a slut but the moment anyone even comes near him he's physically recoiling from them and hiding behind Remus.

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remus the type of guy to watch sirius and james from sidelines doing weird shit, sigh dramatically and say "..men." with the girlies

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totally real ride the cyclone screenshots (/j), part 1/?