#so s tupid lol

[thegoldenelite]

My sibling just reminded me that last year, I jokingly said that Hangman and Ibushi should run out to save Kenny after a match (yknow when he's getting his ass kicked by the other team). Except, they didn't plan to save kenny together. So when they're running side by side, they're just looking at each other in confusion, trying to be the first one in the ring to save Kenny😂

[the-agent-of-blight]

U.S. President Middle Names ranked, Descending order

46. Harry S. Truman

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT S. STANDS FOR?????? WELL TO BAD BECAUSE LITERALLY NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW BECAUSE THIS STUPID IDIOT HAS THE MIDDLE NAME OF S!!! THIS WILL INFURIATE ME FOR THE REST OF TIME. -1000/10

30(16-way tie): George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison Jr., James Monroe, Andrew Jackson Jr., Martin van Buren, John Tyler, Zachary Taylor, Millard Fillmore, James Buchanan Jr., Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Johnson, Benjamin Harrison, William McKinley Jr., Theodore Roosevelt.

No middle names. cringe. 0/10

29. Donald John Trump

Person aside, this middle name is very boring, especially compared to some of the absolutely bonkers middle names preceding and following him in chronological order. 1/10

28. Dwight David Eisenhower 

Once again, honestly a boring, normal middle name. kinda ruins the flow of his name which is kinda nice to say. Dwight D. Eisenhower is so much better to say than Dwight David Eisenhower which in my opinion is a key thing a middle name should do. 1/10

27. Chester Alan Arthur

Good flow, boring actual name. 3/10

26. John Quincy Adams

Middle name only there to distinguish from Father. Cringe. 3.5/10

25. Herbert Clark Hoover

Kinda boring honestly, Clark is mildly more interesting as a name though so 3.5/10

24. William Howard Taft

fun to say, but is the standard name to say for the president 3.5/10

23. William Henry Harrison

Third of the full name as normal name trilogy, and overall in my opinion coolest one. it flows so well. It’s just one word 3.6/10

22. James Earl Carter Jr.

Fun to have the middle name Earl. Fitting For Jimmy Carter. 4/10

21. Ronald Wilson Reagan

Fun to yell, reminds me of another horrible president: Woodrow Wilson 4/10

20. Thomas Woodrow Wilson

Why yes, his first name is not Woodrow. Woodrow feels like one of those names along the lines of Ashleigh or something. I will not be answering further questions at this time. 4/10

19. James Abram Garfield

This middle name feels uncanny. Like its just normal enough to feel real and reasonable, but its wacky enough to just feel off. 4.4/10

18. William Jefferson Clinton

I wonder where his parents got that middle name from. I bet it was from the town. 4.5/10

17. George Walker Bush

Should change his middle name to runner because I’ve got two shoes that would love to meet him. 4.6/10

16. George Herbert Walker Bush

Literally just better as a name to add the Herbert in. Really fun to shout. 5/10

15. John Calvin Coolidge

Iconic move to use your middle name as your name for the presidency and what not. Especially if you have a good middle name (lookin at you Thomas Wilson). 5/10

14. Hiram Ulysses Grant

So I totally agree with the choice go with the name Ulysses. I mean the real reason he had the name you know him by is because of clerical error when he went to West Point but still.  ok fine I’ll talk about the S

Ulysses S. Grant. THE S STANDS FOR NOTHING! AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TWO NICKELS THIS IS SO DUMB. THE ONLY REASON HE RANKS HIGHER THAN HARRY S(TUPID) TRUMAN IS BECAUSE HE ACTUALLY HAS A MIDDLE NAME AND THE S IS NOT A CHOICE BUT A MISTAKE. JUST LIKE GIVING HARRY SUPERFLOUS TRUMAN JUST AN INITIAL. 5/10

13. Gerald Rudolph Ford Jr.

lol his middle name is rudolph. like the reindeer. funny 5.5/10

12. Stephen Grover Cleveland

Go off man go name yourself after the sesame street character. Totally understand wanting to go by Grover over Stephen. 6/10

11. James Knox Polk

Cool middle name. like the fort. or the person. neato 6/10

10. Stephen Grover Cleveland

On the list twice just like the list of presidents 6/10

9. Franklin Delano Roosevelt

the Delano makes the iconic initials happen, and its unique unlike Dwight David Eisenhower. Functional, good flow, fun to yell. 7/10

8. Richard Milhous Nixon

What a wacky name. Would never want to yell it, but its completely unheard of. Just foolish. This name makes me wants to break into the offices of a political opponent and steal data. 7.5/10

7. John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Once again facilitates the iconic initials of this president. Also an interesting name. 8/10

6. Franklin Kendrick(?) Pierce

Middle name only exists as a rumor. Funny. Cool middle name. 8.4/10

5. Lyndon Baines Johnson

Firstly Baines is kinda weird as a name. also DUDE IT IS SO FUN TO YELL. I SAY HIS NAME AS LYNDON BAINES JOHNSON EVERY TIME NOW ITS GREAT. 9/10

4. Barack Hussein Obama II

You have never lived if you have never yelled Barack HUSSEIN Obama. I’m sorry I don’t make the rules. It’s really funny. 9.9/10

3. Rutherford Birchard Hayes

I had to make sure I didn’t misread that at first. but yes his middle name was Birchard. That is so fake sounding. that middle name just feels like an off brand richard and I love it. It sounds like someone trying to remember the name richard and starting to say ben at the same time so they said a combo of both. really silly, also really fun to say after saying Rutherford. 10/10

2. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr.

Robinette does not feel like a real name so it meats the bonkers category. AND it is really really fun to yell while shaking your fist like a spiteful old man telling kids to get off his lawn. 10/10

Honorable mention. Millard Millard Fillmore

11/10

1. Warren Gamaliel Harding

GAMERS WHAT KIND OF A MIDDLE NAME IS GAMALIEL????????? I DON’T THINK THAT IS A REAL NAME. SO WACKY ITS ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. 20/10

[starlights-and-submarines]

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[shukuchiisms]

there are literal characters who can create pocket dimensions in league. i think you should suspend your disbelief for a moment regarding your waifu and your power fantasies regarding kumiho for a second.

Oh boy, i gonna love to smack this one down with so many actual refs. that it gonna hurt.

Disclaimer: The whole post is me using references both from korean myths and league of legends lore to smackdown this clown, that can't even be bothered to give founts that confirm their claims and show their face at all. And also making a breakdown of Lol's lore showing why Ahri should win any confrontation against viego unless some Plot Indulced Stupidity occurs.

Okay, let's start with the most stupid line of this ask!

"...regarding your waifu and your power fantasies regarding kumiho for a second."

Well, let's consult a enciclopedic book about korean mytholigy and Kumihos, shall we?more precise the "Korean Myths and Their physical and cultural representations. 1997." in pag 82, that has the following passage:

"The most powerful and popular gwishin(ghost) is the gumiho (although it is almost no longer counted as one, by its power and top position) the nine-tailed fox. Gumiho are 1,000 year old foxes, who if good, are honored by ascending into the heavens to be placed in the palace of heavens. the Gumiho are known to disguise itselves as beautiful women in the human world and prey on men, turning into true femme fatales. The gumiho is known for making others gwishin [ghosts/souls/wraiths] it's slaves, or completely destroy them if They refuse it's commands, as a vastly powerful being when it comes to destructive powers, They can Overcome even gods in a relatively easy way."

I don't belive i need to explain to anyone that mytologically accurate kumihos, beings that can overcome gods in a easy way, would make Viego looks like an insect, do i now? So as you can see it's not a fantasy, is an FACT they are powerful! you also can get the confirmation on the followin books:

Korean myth encyclopedia page # 324

Myths and Legends from Korea: An Annotated Compendium of Ancient and Modern tales. page #126

Mayer, Frederick J the tales of KuMiHo. page # 24

Or just using google. But of course, this is not what you are failing misserably to say, what you're trying to say is: [or at least is what i belive someone with a functional brain would try to say]

"Ahri is a vastaya not an mythological accurate kumiho from the korean legends, so she souldn't be THAT powerful..."

And that would be true, if not for the fact that:

In the book Realms of Runeterra, we've learned that SPIRITUAL MAGIC is the shadow islers only weakness. [From pag: 202 to pag 223 - vladimir's tale - “The Daring Darling”]

Confirmed again on this tweet:

I think this one by itself already say it all, but let's go even furter, shall we?

Ahri's page on the official web site:

And this tweet, from one of her writers:

I could go on and on with those, but the point is, WHY should i suspend my disbelief towards Ahri being more than cappable to finish Viego if Riot was been building their lore on top of it being the fully oposite since at least a year now? Just for the plot twist? No that's what fans of comic books call PIS, the famous plot indulced stupidity, It happens when the writer disregard the previously established lore just to force the plot to move foward. and if that's not bad writing i don't know what it is.

So, tl;dr:

Riot can do whatever they want with their lore and characters, but i in no obligation to like it just because a no one on internet want me to do so, It is a giant PIS that viego would even be a threat to ahri in any circunstance, kumihos are way more powerful that that gasper knockoff ever will dream to be. and you should at least try to google a lil bit before coming at my blog to spew bs without founts next time.

[thefandomshavebrokenme]

Hi again, Lovelies!!! I just wanted to say thank you for all the wonderful birthday wishes, and give you all a little gift!! I've been working on a DPS modern au for awhile (it's not done yet, won't be for awhile lol. It has alot of parts!) and I wanted to share a snippet with you all!!! Here it is below the cut :) 

So here Todd was: alone on the birthday he had told nobody about, sitting out in the cold without a coat, his stupid desk set sitting in its wrappings by his feet. Another piece to the puzzle of his life, he supposed.

The cold leached through the back of Todd's button-up. He couldn't remember when he had gotten there, or how long he had been sitting there for. The cold wasn't taking away the bitterness like Todd had hoped, and it was almost time to go back to his room before Neil returned from rehearsal.

Todd had decided he wouldn't breathe a word about this to anyone. There would be no point in making his friends feel guilty for missing a birthday they had never been told about, or cluing them in to just how fucked Todd's relationship was with his parents. With one last sigh, Todd started gathering the energy to stand, and then -

"Todd? Hey."

"Hey." Todd mentally berated himself. Stupid. Stupid. You waited too long, and now you've been caught. How are you going to explain this?

Todd knew he must be a sorry sight.

"What's going on?" Neil asked. Because of course he would. He was Neil, and Neil cared about people - about Todd. It made Todd feel sick sometimes. Couldn't Neil understand that Todd could take care of himself? That he needed to? It was all he had known, and he couldn't imagine anything different. Todd wasn't sure he could handle the change.

"Nothing." Todd lied, but as Neil approached, he knew it was futile to try and hide anything. "Today's my birthday." Todd admitted with a sigh, staring at his birthday present rather than look at Neil. He couldn't lie about this, he didn't know how to. And...Neil had a way of drawing the truth from Todd, whether he liked it or not.

"Is today your birthday?" Neil asked, surprise tinging his voice.

Todd nodded. It was all he could do.

"Happy birthday!" Neil exclaimed, smiling.

"Thanks." Todd breathed. Leave it at this, please. He begged silently. Let this be the end of the conversation.

"What'd you get?" Neil asked, genuinely curious.

Todd wanted to cry. Scream, curse, something. Neil had good intentions, Todd knew that, but it didn't make these types of things any easier. "My parents gave me this." He admitted, nodding towards the partially unwrapped present by his feet.

"Isn't this the same desk-" Neil started.

"Yeah. They gave me the same thing as last year." Todd interrupted. Because he needed to be the first one to say it out loud. His parents had gotten him the same present two years in a row. Todd wasn't sure he could keep it together if he had to hear Neil say it. 

"Oh." Neil's face fell, any humor gone. He tried for a joke. "Well, maybe they thought you needed another one?"

"Maybe they weren't thinking about anything at all." Todd chuckled. Neil was quiet, and when Todd glanced up, his face was pitying. Todd had to fix that. He didn't want Neil looking at him like that. Like he was broken. "Th-the funny thing about this is, I didn't even like it the first time." Todd said, hoping to make Neil laugh. Anything to get that look off his face.

And it worked, thank God. Neil chuckled a little, and seemed to take it as permission to make some jokes of his own. "Todd, I think you're underestimating the value of this desk set." Neil said. He stooped down and grabbed the desk set, turning and examining it in his hands. "I mean, who would want a football, or a baseball-"

"Or a car." Todd added.

"Or a car," Neil agreed, "if they could have a desk set as wonderful as this. I mean, if I were ever going to buy a desk set - twice - I would buy this one both times." The two boys laughed, and Neil suddenly had a thoughtful expression on his face. It was the face he got when he had come up with an idea - like when Neil decided Todd needed to get up right now and run lines with him at two in the morning. "In fact, it's shape...it's rather aerodynamic, isn't it? You can feel it." Neil made a fwoosh noise as he lightly tossed the desk set. "This desk set wants to fly."

Todd stood, bewildered. Neil couldn't possibly mean what Todd thought he was implying, could he?

"Todd?" Neil passed him his birthday present. "The world's first unmanned flying desk set."

With something akin to the yawp Mr. Keating had forced from him in class, Todd heaved the desk set off the bridge, watching as it plummeted out of the air and broke.

"Oh my!" Neil laughed, delighting in the chaos Todd had certainly started below them. "Well, I wouldn't worry. You'll get another one next year."

The two boys stare in silence as the last pieces of paper flutter to the ground. Somehow, in the brokenness of his life that led him here - the neglect, the pressure, the longing - Todd finds that he finally feels like the puzzle pieces are beginning to connect.

[hostofaghcst]

“Well, hello there. You look like a bad decision. Come on over here.” ( from hana lol )

stupid decisions sentence starters .

an eyebrow arches on his face, already amused by the words spoken to him, because well, hana is not exactly the embodiment of good either. but he’s more than pleased by her last sentence and if he were a dog, his tail would be wagging from excitement behind his back as he steps forward to her. “i am a bad decision, not trying to deny that one.” he muses with a grin on his face, hand gripping on her hips when he’s close enough and he leans forward so that his lips brush over the cusp of her ear. “and aren’t i just lucky that you love doing those?”

@supernovce