#so this is right up my alley lol

[humming-fly]

Happy to report I have finally started listening to Malevolent and to no one's surprise I am already obsessed (I'm almost done with s2 atm please don't send me spoilers yet sdlkfj)

I'll skip over my usual formality of having one normal art post before diving into shitposts let's not waste anyone's time here

[edenfire]

🌸🌊 Haru Week - Day 7 - Under the Sea 🌊🌸

sorry I'm doing these out of order,, this week has been insanely busy for me, so I'm just excited I was able to participate!!🥰💚💙

[w1f1n1ghtm4r3]

intruder:R+hacker:N

[triaelf9]

sees a post that's like "LOOK, LOOK AT ME I HAVE TERRIBLE MEDIA LITERACY LOOOOK AHAHA ISN'T THAT FUNNY"

Checks bio

"I'm 21"

Ah, yes. You're in the age group to have been hit by the resurgence of purity culture. I'm so sorry.

[cherrymoonvol6]

something about the meta aspect of luz and hunter's dynamic dying when flapjack does is tremendously funny to me. because truly, if the writers wanted to follow on any of the story involving flapjack after that episode - after revealing how he was a physical symbol of caleb and evelyn's love, characters whose only real mirror in the narrative are hunter and luz, argue with the wall - it would've meant that they had to acknowledge that, as the show exists up until that point, the narrative mirror of the witteclaw story is most effectively fulfilled by luz and hunter's relationship.

but of fucking course they didn't want to acknowledge that - not when luz's endgame is the girl next door and hunter's crushing on the safest, most boring alternative. and so what do they do? kill flapjack, ignore any thematic resonance his action has within the wittebane lore, and bury any other mention of evelyn's involvement for the remainder of the show. whatever work they did on their friendship becomes absolutely useless because suddenly, luz's only important bonds in the show are to her mom, eda and king, and amity. because in order for the show to actually have this conversation, to bring up the themes of caleb and evelyn's story and its importance to belos' character and the themes of the show, they would have to admit that they chose wrong.

[pinazee]

Wondering what mental illness i have that i can rewatch TOS anytime, but i absolutely cannot watch a second of TNG and ive tried okay.

[martianbugsbunny]

A thing I'm definitely putting in a hurt/comfort fic at some point is Logan being able to smell the difference between fresh blood and dried blood, so he's totally wigging about Scott being injured and he's dragging him back to the jet or smthn and he can just sense the point when Scott stops actively bleeding and it doesn't take all the stress away but he relaxes a little bit

[cobaltfluff]

my man could you be any more obvious

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bonus me overanalysing maruki after seeing him twice vs my smug friend who has been recommending me this game for years

[n0bluev]

@fushiglow hmm….wonder who i’d draw this for all of a sudden and why… 🤔🤔

[seaofreverie]

Success, my dad told me today that he listened to Flood at work, and TWICE at that. Could it be that the TMBG propaganda is also working at last

[lemonsrosesandlavender]

That's how it gets you 😔 you think nothing of it and then suddenly BAM

this is my story, please laugh at me:

1. join a discord, excitedly look in Rolan NSFW channel only to see there’s only one picture and it’s omorashi.

2. complain (jokingly) to friend that there’s only one bit of porn and I’m not into it.

3. she asks me ‘are you sure you’re not? I mean, seems like something you’d be into from the rest of your kinks.’

4. go away. stare at ceiling for three hours. think about picture.

5. “Oh fuck. I’m into it.”

[emblazons]

—extra random (literally) post today but: I was looking for details on Ross Duffer and his wife Leigh Janiak (to see if/how he ever took inspiration from her work on Fear Street or other projects she's done) and found….basically an architectural/design magazine piece on the redesign they did on their house in LA?

—I may be a Matt fan when it comes to personality in interviews, but…these two have TASTE lmao. This is right up there with David Harbour's NYC apartment for me in terms of design aesthetics. The combonation of clean lines with whimsy & color is just *chefs kiss*

...still looking for the Leigh / Ross professional commentary tho lmfao

[killjoyconstruct]

aw look at them they’re such good friends! (they will be forced to see and participate in the most harrowing parts of humanity before they’re even three months old)

[trilliath]

Trill you would absolutely love Dorohedoro. It's silly and whacky and violent and also quite touching. I think you'd like it ♡

Oh sweet!! Thank you love, I trust your taste implicitly. I will definitely have to check it out.

[thiefkingyall]

So... the new Trigun, huh?

[tenitchyfingers]

Did I just construct an entire fan theory about how Chip from Serial Mom is Stu Macher? You better fucking believe I just did. And it actually does make sense (to me anyway, but i’m high on weekend relief so idk I think it fits).

Like hear me out- Serial Mom doesn’t really have a time setting but it was released in 1994 and the story takes place in Baltimore, Maryland while Scream is set in 1996 in California. Matthew Lillard plays Chip in Serial Mom and Stu in Scream, right? Well, that’s not the only thing the two characters have in common. First off, both are weirdly insensitive and kinda cruel although Stu is more extreme in this sense, and both are horror super fans (and Chip works at a video store which like, hello Randy??) and both love gore and morbid shit (ok but same thing). Also, both are weirdly into the idea of murder, and while Chip looks kinda flabbergasted by the idea of murder he’s also kinda really excited by the idea of it. He’s also kinda detached by how horrific the murders his mother committed are, although most other characters in the movie ARE properly horrified. He doesn’t turn against her, and let’s say he’s the most ride or die member of her family like, he’s probably his mom’s biggest fan right from the moment he hears she’s suspected of murder.

His mom is also VERY flamboyant and over the top, just like Stu is in Scream. And both have a weird relationship with the idea of rules, both really strict and really lax.

So anyway, he witnesses his mom get away with SIX murders with just as many witnesses, during trial (let’s give them leeway on how the trial goes, although I have heard of enough cases where murderers got away with it or justice wasn’t served based on bullshit loopholes and nonsense even though there was plenty of evidence right there and I don’t need to suspend disbelief too much, especially considering how closely the whole media worshiping angle mirrors the OJ trial and how part of it does sound like the Casey Anthony trial) so he’s like “I could do that too”, right? Beverly (mom) could get away with 6 murders, so wiggling out of more murder accusations is gonna be easy peasy (although she’s bold for murdering another person RIGHT after her trial, right outside the court she just came out of) and here’s how it goes: the poor dad, Eugene, is kinda stuck with a serial killer wife and two crazy kids who don’t see how bad what she did is, so he just decides to move everyone out of Maryland and try to lay low in a small town in California (where death penalty is still a possibility and Beverly LOVES that her husband is even thinking he could get away from her like it’s FUN

So they move to Cali and change names because the Serial Mom case was pretty big, they all change their looks and personas (which is how Chip, who now goes by Stu, is so good at mingling with other people by the time ‘96 rolls in whereas Misty, now called Leslie, does manage laying low and doesn’t really commit crimes and once she finds out Stu is the killer she completely breaks contact with him, but she won’t tell anyone cause that kinda opens a whole can of worms and she doesn’t want to (her whole moral system was pretty much fucked the moment she realized her mom was a serial killer).

So anyway, in Woodsboro Stu meets Billy, and he immediately sees this kid is not like all the others, and once he hears Billy’s mother left, given how Stu loves and admires HIS mother, he’s like, fuck yeah let’s do this because god i’d be a wreck too, thank fuck my mom is still around. And when Billy reveals his mother leaving is due to Sidney’s mother he’s surprised, but he’s even more sympathetic, like wow this kid has it really bad. So, here’s an alternative, homebrew motive for Stu, because yeah he’s way too insane from the start to think his “pressure” motive is anything but an excuse.

And then this theory kinda offers an alternative explanation to the ‘my mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me’ line (other than it was ad-libbed YEA I KNOW) aka dad is gonna be mad because holy shit why can’t I have a normal family, now I’ll have to move everyone again and it’s your fault Chip, and mom is gonna be mad because I got away with six murders with plenty of witnesses, I AM DISAPPOINT CHIP (and he doesn’t wanna disappoint mom!!! 😢)

This also sneaks right into the Stu Lives theory because that is THEIR house, and since it’s THEIR house and they have lots of money mostly due to dad being a successful dentist (hehehe Little Shop of Horrors) and mom knowing enough about the ins and outs and gossips around the Westboro police, they manage getting Stu’s alive body discreetly switches out for someone else’s and fake his murder.

And hey, he might move with his family somewhere close to Maryland now and go back to his previous identity now, since he’s innocent of any wrong doing when he’s Chip Sutphin.