#so. murderous and then... dead?

[trustymikh]

there are many benefits to being a ground-type pokemon trainer

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

aos spock when his mom gets killed: i feel anger toward the man that killed my mother

aos sarek: your mother would want you to feel, my son 😔

tos spock if his mom got killed: i am going to kill nero with my bare hands

tos sarek: that is highly illogical, my son. I am going to kill nero with my bare hands

[abellarts]

[Sometimes, you just need a friend]

Happy Jon Sim and Cats Day everyone!

I wanted to do something this year and I've been getting into 3D art so I went and did this, and yeah that is a 3D model! Spent a couple of days on it as I wanted to practice my skills. Anyway have a purr-ific day J. Sims and Cats day everyone :3

[Video Description: A recording showcasing different angles and details from the sculpture featured in the earlier painting.]

[mikonez]

A bit of world hopping

[poirott]

COLUMBO SEASON 1 Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo

[trauma-bot]

patron saint of never growing old

[schpect]

thanks for 1k :))))

[umblrspectrum]

"smaller mass" you say

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

[stellaclaw]

(EDIT: hi this post was made at 3 am a few months ago after i saw some truly god awful takes in youtube comment sections (known ring of hell). i did not expect it to blow up and if i had been planning to make a solid opinion piece this would have been much longer and more detailed. it has done naught but torment me since. if this post upsets you then please imagine me being executed by guillotine i just ask that you spare me any arguments. i am Exhausted and not in the headspace for that)

boiling hot take but i literally dont give a fuck that mapleshade let the clan believe her kits were birchfaces. her clanmates can be mad but exiling a queen and her kits is fucking deranged i dont care what lie she told. “she deserved what she got” her kids deserved to die because their mom fibbed??😭 her kids deserved to die because their mom did crimes LATER???😭😭 “um but she chose to cross the river” if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around.

[tiredcowboyy]

I hate when people (usually men on reddit) are like “if you met arthur back then he would murder you for breathing in his existence!” Oh would he? When? Before or after he’s finished doodling bunnies and flowers?

[bluerosefox]

Waiting... Waiting...

So... This was inspired by listening to EPIC (FREAKING LOVE ALL THE ALBUMS, SO GOOD) and by @noxcheshire post of Tim being Odysseus reincarnated and Danny (maybe also reincarnated) being his Penelope (Here) so I had to turn it into a Dead Tired idea.

The song The Challenge is the main one here. (Cause I LOVE that song... along with Would You Fall In Love With Me Again)

So WHAT IF Danny IS the reincarnated Penelope, after becoming the Ghost King Danny's memories of his past life as Penelope returns and remembers how before dying/ or being reincarnated both Penelope and Odysseus promised to find each other in their new lives, no matter who they are, what new form they take, they will find each other.

So Danny/Penelope, just like before waits for their Odysseus to return to them, but also tries to find him in their new life (CW is laughing whenever Danny asks for hints and gets a 'In due time, just wait' answer, ugh Danny wants to smack CW for that)

However just like in his previous life with being in a high position of power, Danny is being pressured to marry/take a spouse (now its not just men/males though so its a huge headache, I head canon Ghosts don't care much for gender preference) mostly by the dang eyeballs that Danny is still trying to find a way to get rid of without upsetting the Infinite Realms delicate (but slowly healing) balance even if Danny wanted nothing more than to punch all of the suitors out.

So Danny decides to play the long game again.

And waits for their Odysseus return.

Danny's wait is over when they suddenly feel the Realms shift one day, as if welcoming someone familiar home, and the same feeling Danny had when he had been Penelope and saw the storm that was sign of Odysseus coming home, Danny decides its time to bring out The Challenge once again. (CW gifted Danny a few things from his past as Penelope as a coronation gift, like Odysseus's bow (now enchanted to be unbreakable), a painting of when he was Penelope, with Telemchus, and Odysseus, and the Marriage Bed/Olive Tree, AND the Palace Odysseus made that Danny takes to being in over being at Pariah's Keep)

-x-x-

Meanwhile

Tim Drake, aka Red Robin, always had strange dreams as a child.

War, Death, Monsters, Gods, Goddesses.

His dreams were more like nightmares, haunting him and he sometimes woke up in cold sweat.

He hated storms. Hated being in the water for to long. Hated how he felt both tense but also at home when around Greek heroes, as if he was afraid to 'disrespect' them (Cassie was the only one he didn't feel that way around, mostly cause they had been somewhat friends before their heroing since their parents knew each other) but also knew how to appease them should he insult them. He also had a strange hatred for the CoO with a burning passion because he felt like they were mocking real Owls.

The worst part of nightmares that always pop up are of what feels like should be his home is being invaded by unwanted guests (they aren't guests), how they are angry over trying to string a bow and shot an arrow through axes, of the terrible terrible things he hear them saying they were going to do to his loved ones (two names that keep getting muted out).

How it ends in bloodshed with echoing of begging, pleading, mercy, and screams.

However in those nightmares at the end. He also finds himself looking for something in them.

Or rather he always found someone waiting for him at the end of the nightmares. Calling him by the wrong name but it sounds just right coming from them.

The dream always ends with the person asking 'How long has it been?' and before he can answer he wakes up.

So yeah Tim has horrifying nightmares/dreams he could never explain.

And the urge to find someone. To go home to them.

It isn't until he and his friends from Young Justice are hit by a spell from Klarion (who may or may not had a visit from a certain chaos encouraging Time Keeper) and sent to a place called the Infinite Realms in the middle of their fight, that Tim is hit hard with déjà vu when he spots a certain Palace in the distance and overhears some of the 'people?' (they glow and float and some don't even look human?! where are they?) talk about how the 'King' has issued a new 'Challenge' for his 'suitors'.

A Challenge involving a bow, and axes.

And Tim, feels like he knows this all too well and needs to do it.

[kettledemon]

Do you guys think they told him.

[starcurtain]

Phaidei Tidbit of the Night

How to get a husband, according to Mydei's mom (and Mydei???):

Look Hoyo, I'm just saying, it's kinda sus to give us a memory of Mydei's parents' meeting and parallel it so closely with Phainon and Mydei... Just sayin!!!

[kkolg]

They’re all so stupid

The consequences of his actions